SUUUURVIIIIVAAAAAL~

ZOMFG AND SCREW YOU AZAMI YOU SUCK!

Well, as you can see I survived.

I meant to make this last night, but I, like, passed out of emotional exhaustion.

The day started.

Major period leakage, and I'm like:

Red is the colour of a hero... :(

Took a shower. Everything was fine until about 6 'o clock, when I tried to get my cap.

I have it hanging from the ceiling on a hook.

When I jumped to get it, the brim fell ONTO MY EYE ASJNGFJDMHFJKBMSF

Once again, Azami's crap irony.

And my left eye, the one that wasn't already blurry.

Then, we went to karaoke.

I immediately down so much Coca-Cola, I swear.

You know how people make memes and videos and stories where, like, Shintaro was high on the soda-cans.

...

That was me.

Let me rephrase. That was me after two cans... and I drank four.

So, obviously, I let out that hyperactivity in song.

I usually ended my song with "Let Soda Be Eternal" and everyone was like

"... wtf right now"

And, once again, everything was normal... UNTIL...

We were in the car on the way home and, I swear, the clock was stuck at 11:38.

I died and literally did not take my eye off of it until it struck 11:39.

Well, we were pulling up to my house (we were crossing the street, about to pull into the driveway) when the headlight shone on a cat on our front porch.

That was it.

I spazzed so much.

I grabbed my seat and was just like

"OMG THIS IS IT OMG OMG O.M.G. IT'S OVER WHERE THE HELL IS THE TRUCK I FEEL IT I KNOW IT'S COMING"

My mom was so just like "..."

Then, we were sitting in the driveway waiting for my dad to get home when I realized something.

My mom and I drive around in this HUGE VAN I was like

"What if... WE ARE IN THE TRUCK!?"

My mom: Are you saying we are in the truck that hits the girl chasing the cat?

Me: Exactly -_o

So, as soon as I got in the house, I put a mark on the calender (so I would know if it was the 14th again when I woke up, duh) and got in my bed. It was already 11:57 and I wanted to get in bed before midnight.

BUT HOLY SHIT! THERE WAS A FRACKING HUGE PERIOD STAIN IN MAH BED!

then when I took off the sheet... IT WAS ON MAH FRACKING MATRESS

Now, I'm just here like "O3O youknowthisisALLAzami'sfaultsheknewthatIwantedtogotobedbeforethetime pffftscrewher

I had to switch the sheets and stuff, and by the time I was done... it was already 12:02.

So, I very fearfully checked the calender, saw that the mark was still there, got in bed, and passed out.

And by passed out, I mean I just layed there wide awake thinking about what was to become of the world.

SUUUUUUUUUUUURVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

High-five to everyone else out there who survived! And if not... well, your dead... so, uh, yeah

Until next year, soda-brethren