Wow. This guy... You're not too keen on meeting this guy. Regardless, let's meet him anyway.

== Enter name.

Your name is KEREGN VANTAS. Holy fuck do you have ISSUES, or you think you do. You enjoy SHITTY MOVIES, CHEMICAL ART, and ATTEMPTING TO OUTWEIGH YOUR UNUSUALLY LOW HEMOSPECTRUM CASTE. Your lusus naturae just died, and you are being contacted by a certain Miss Regina Megido to participate in a game that you and eleven other trolls will be playing. Your trollhandle is chromiumGlory and yourspeech PATTERNSARE noticeablybipolar.

What will you do?

== Keregn: Talk to server player.

- chromiumGlory began trolling astrologicalAmaryllis at 20:15 -

CG: reginawhat AREYOU doingwith MYLUSUS?
AA: i'm prototyping it. let this happen, keregn!
CG: i'muncomfortable WITHTHIS.
AA: kg, listen to me. i just spoke with tritos, and what has to happen is that all our "kernel sprites" - that's that glowing silvery thing - need to be "prototyped" at least once bephore we enter the "medium."
AA: i'm not completely sure what all that is supposed to mean, but your lusus will be just the thing.
AA: and you'll be able to speak with him, which is also a good thing :)
CG: reginayou KNOWI takeeverything TRITOSSAYS verymuch TOHEART
CG: butregardless I'MAFRAID ican't LETYOU dothis!
AA: KEREGN VANTAS, LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU.
AA: OUR SUCCESS IN THIS GAME AND OUR SURVIVAL DEPEND ON SHOVING THINGS INTO THESE KERNELS.
AA: NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME PUT THIS DEAD CRAB IN THE GLOWY THING.
CG: ...
CG: YOUARE sometimesnot VERYNICE
AA: X)
CG: allright FINEGO aheadand DESECRATEMY lusus'corpse.
AA: will do, vantas. while you're at it, here's your punched card. you know what to do, don't you?
CG: IALREADY gotall THEDETAILS fromtritos.
AA: ...
AA: mr vantas... how do you pheel about tritos, exactly?
AA: are you maybe... seeking something with mr captor?
AA: something... romantic?
AA: something...
AA: pale?
CG: ...
CG: NOCOMMENT.
AA: whatever, it's cool. i'll deal with the sprite and you deal with the card, okay? see you later!
CG: soundsgood. BYEREGINA!

- astrologicalAmaryllis ceased trolling chromiumGlory -

== Keregn: Consult with client player.

You stick a CRUXITE DOWEL in the TOTEM LATHE, insert your PRE-PUNCHED CARD, and return to your laptop, where someone has been pestering you. Darn, you forgot about her, right at a bad time.

- crystalCultivation began trolling chromiumGlory at 20:24 -

CC: )(-E-E-EY, Vantas! Aren't you my client player?
CG: thatis INDEEDTHE caseyes.
CC: So, doesn't t)(at mean you s)(ould be, you know, like, CONN-ECT-ED to me rig)(t now?! 38?
CG: IAPOLOGIZE iwas SPEAKINGWITH reginamy SERVERPLAYER.
CC: you DO )(ave the files, rig)(t?
CG: ido.
CG: HOWELSE wouldi BECONNECTED rightnow?
CC: Don't you seam a touc)( P-ECKFIS)( today. W)(at's on your mind, KV?
CG: MYLUSUS.
CG: itdied ALITTLE whileago.
CC: O)(. T)(at's a s)(ame. I was looking s)(oreward to meeting your crab daddy. I LOV-E crabs.
CC: Gl'bgolyb is still V-ERY much)( kicking, but some)(ow I don't t)(ink t)(at will continue to be the case.
CG: OKAYLOOK idon't HAVETIME foryour LITTLETANGENTS rightnow!
CG: IHAVE twodifferent GAMESTO setup.
CG: MYOWN, andyours.
CC: WOW, cool your jets Vantas, now ain't a time to be getting all upset.
CC: Just drop all t)(e glubbing game s)(it in my )(ive and go deal wit)( your own problems, sound good?
CG: YOUDID nothave TOPHRASE itin THATMANNER butalright.
CG: imassuming THATYOU knowwhat TODO.
CC: Dam glubbing STRAIG)(T.
CG: allright THENILL leaveyou TOIT.
CC: S-EA YA!

- crystalCultivation ceased trolling chromiumGlory -

== Keregn: Do the thing for CC.

You deploy the objects in the game's PHERNALIA REGISTRY throughout CC's hive, preparing her for a successful entry into the game.

You hear clicking behind you.

== Keregn: Consult with Crabsprite.

While you are glad to see your beloved custodian in a sentient form once again, you are a touch dismayed to find that this form is substantially more... chatty.

CRABSPRITE: Hey keregn nice to see ya hey how you doing buddy give me some claw man how bout that!
KEREGN: buti CAN'TBECAUSE idon't WANTTO prototypemyself.
CRABSPRITE: Oh yeah that's right gosh i forgot buddy! Silly me haha!
KEREGN: CRABDADI'M notin SUCHA greatmood RIGHTNOW somaybe...
CRABSPRITE: Oh sorry keregn i did not know, i will try to be more considerate in the future, haha!
CRABSPRITE: Wait hold on k, theres a bit of grub sauce on your cheek...
KEREGN: CRABDAD! DON'T TOUCH ME!
CRABSPRITE: Oh whoops i forgot again sorry :[
KEREGN: LE SIGN...

== Keregn: Check cruxtruder.

Oh, goodness. You've almost forgotten that the cruxtruder was counting down this whole time. You grab your CARVED DOWEL, stick it in the ALCHEMITER, and grab the silvery plank of cruxite wood. With seconds left until meteor impact, you break it over your knee... and...

== Keregn: Quick, before it's too late, be someone else in the near past!