Eren looked at Krista's hands. In one she was holding a big brown bag, and in another... a snake. Krista stared at him with non-blinking yandere eyes.
- So you finally noticed my beloved pet, - she whispered.
Krista put the bag on the floor and sat near Eren, now holding the snake with her both hands.
- Do you love my snake, Eren? Ah, no? - Krista giggled like a maniac. - Well, if it hugs you, maybe you'll fall in love?
- No, I won't! - Eren panicked. - Krista, what has happened to you? You're behaving somehow... not like Krista!
It looked like the girl didn't even hear his question. She put the snake on Eren's chest. The snake slowly crawled and put it's head on his throat.
- Don't move, - Eren heard Krista's voice. - Don't move, or it bites you.
- You want to kill me? Are you really Krista?
- This snake is not poisonous, so it won't kill you, - Krista answered. - Actually, my beloved pet is a very cute but unhappy snake. It wants to be loved by everyone... but people hate snakes. I'm the only one who loves this snake. And now I want you to fall in love with it, too.
- I will never fall in love with a snake! - Eren shook his head and the snake bit his chin. - Ouch!
- I told you to not move, - Krista giggled again.
Suddendly the snake left Eren and crawled under Ymir's bed. Eren sighed with relief. Krista just shrugged her shoulders.
- Well, looks like my beloved pet loves Ymir's smell more than yours. But Ymir hates snakes, too... - Krista said sadly. - OK, we have lots of time left, so what should we do next?
- You could release me, - Eren offered.
- Don't even hope.
Krista opened the bag, searching for something. Eren nervously stared at Ymir's bed, hoping the snake doesn't come back.
- Oh, finally found, - Krista said joyfully, - here!
What she was holding was a white long skirt.
- I borrowed this from Mikasa, - the girl explained. - You both are the same height, yes? So it should fit you!
- What?! No! - Eren shrieked. - I'm not Mikasa, I'm not a girl. I'm Eren, a boy! You don't have a right to make me wear girly clothes!
- Oh, yes, I have, - Krista whispered like a maniac. - It's your own fault. You don't have any right to object me. Also...
She took out of the bag another thing. It was a bra.
- I didn't borrow this from Mikasa, - Krista admitted. - Mikasa didn't want you to see her bra. So I stole it. But it should fit you. And, finally...
Krista put the skirt and the bra on the floor and took out the last item. It was a sharp scissors.
- Your hands and legs are banded, - Krista explained.- So I can't take off your own clothes properly...
- Krista, stop it! - Eren screamed. - Really, what has happened to you?!
Krista didn't pay any attention to his question again. She slowly and precisely cut Eren's clothes into small pieces until he became nude. Eren was blushing but Krista wasn't impressed by his nudity.
- You can stop blushing, - she said, calmly putting the scissors on the floor. - I don't like boys, after all. Hey, but soon... Soon you'll look like a girl, Eren!
Then she dressed him up with Mikasa's skirt and started giggling like a maniac. Again.
- You're a psycho, - Eren hissed.
- Ah, don't be so angry, my cute girl Erena, - Krista patted his head. - Now I'll call you like this, alright? My cute beloved Erena.
- I am Eren, not Erena!
- Erena, Erena, ah, my cute beloved Erena, - Krista crooned quietly. - Hey, now, when you're a girl... maybe now you'll fall in love with my beloved snake? Now you're both my beloved ones, my beloved snake and my beloved cute girl Erena!
- No! No! - Eren severely shook his head. - No! I'll fall in love with someone else! Not snake!
- You are so boring, Erena, my beloved cute girl! - Krista sighed.
They sat quietly for twenty-three seconds. Then the maniac girl suddendly screamed and started to jump around Eren joyfully singing something about great idea. She jumped on Eren, hugged him, then started to jump around him again. This nonsense lasted for almost three minutes. Then Krista stopped and said:
- Erena, I've got such a great idea! You just listen! Just listen! If you can't love my beloved snake, then you can love me! Now, when you look like a girl, I am able to love you back! Love me! So, what do you think of this incredible idea?! - She kneeled near him, her face right before his.
- You're a psycho! - Eren replied. - A complete psycho! I could never love such a psycho!
- Oh, really? - Krista stood up. - Well,then I'll take your words as a challenge! I will make you to love me! I will seduce you!
- No, you won't!
- Yes, I will! - she grinned. - You'll see!
She took off her jacket.
- When you see me naked, - she said. - You'll surely fall for me.
Krista got all her clothes off.
- So, Erena, - she said proudly. - You're now in love with me, right?
- No, I am not!
- You're a liar!
They angrily stared at each other. After a long silence Krista spoke:
- Then fall for my beloved pet. Hey, where is it?
Still nude Krista slided under Ymir's bed.
- My beloved one, where are you? Come to your mommy, come!
The door opened.
- Krista, your thirty minutes are over, - Mina said.
- OK, - Krista left her clothes, bag and scissors in the room and came into the corridor still naked. - Ymir, look what that bad boy did to me. I am nude just because of him! When your time comes, do something terrible to him.
- Of course I will! - Eren heard Ymir replying. - Can I go now?
- No, it's my time, - Mikasa said. She came into the room and closed the door.
Author's note: Thank you all for your reviews! They are really helpful. So, has anyone got any ideas what Mikasa is going to do to Eren?