Mikasa kneeled down near Eren and embraced him.

- My poor Eren, - she whispered into his ear. - Why are you lying on this floor?

- Annie kicked me out of Ymir's bed, - he answered.

- Oh, Annie...

Mikasa easily lifted Eren. She stood, holding him and looking into his eyes, smiling. Eren got confused.

- Mikasa, what are you?..

- I'm thinking... - she interrupted him. - Holding you like this, I feel like we were newlyweds... You are my bride, Eren.

She suddendly did to him something that should be called a kiss. Or a kiss failure. Eren blushed.

- I'm not your bride, Mikasa!

Mikasa looked at him with sad eyes. She sighed.

- I know. You are not my bride. To me, you are more like... my kid. I always have to take care of you.

- What?! If you care about me, then release me! - Eren was angry.

- No, I won't, - she replied.

Mikasa sighed again and lied him down on a bed. Suddendly she concentrated her eyes on Eren's chest and paled.

- Eren... Eren, you pervert, why are you wearing my bra?! You...you... - she slapped him and cut her bra off, then threw it on Sasha's slapped him again.

- Hey, it hurt! - he screamed.

- Oh, really... Sorry, sorry, mommy didn't mean to... - she embraced him again. - But bras are not a toy of little boys. Sweetie, where did you get it from?

- I'm not your kid, Mikasa! - Eren tried to push her away. - Krista put it on me.

- Good boys don't lie, Eren, - Mikasa answered strictly. - You shoudln't slander auntie Krista. I borrowed her my skirt but not my bra. Where did you get it from?

- Krista is a psycho! She stole it, - Eren explained.

- Sweetie, please, don't lie to your mommy, - Mikasa whispered. - Auntie Krista is not a psycho. She is such a good girl!

- No, I'm not lying! - Eren shrieked.

- Bad boy!

Suddendly they both heard something hissing under Ymir's bed. Mikasa squeaked and jumped on Eren.

- Ouch, Mikasa, watch what you're doing!

- What... what is it? - Mikasa panicked. - Is it a snake again? Oh, that Ymir!..

- Yes, it's Krista's beloved snake, - Eren nodded.

-SASHA! - Mikasa shrieked. - COME HERE! FOOD!

Sasha opened the door and whipped into the room.

- Food? Where?

- A snake! Under Ymir's bed!

- Ah, delicious snake! - Sasha squeaked. - Come here, snakie!

She quickly caught the snake and left Mikasa and Eren alone again. Mikasa sighed with a relief.

- Sasha is my heroine. She always protects me from those ugly snakes. But she is also stupid. She didn't notice THIS!

Mikasa slided under Sasha's bed and took the carrot that Annie had thrown there before.

- Annie has told me this carrot lies here, - Mikasa explained. - Good boys eat carrots, Eren. Carrots are very good for eyes. If you don't eat carrots, one day you'll become blind. So now mommy will feed you a carrot...

- No! No! Don't you dare, Mika... - Eren didn't finish his sentence. Mikasa quickly pushed the carrot into his mouth.

- Eat carrots, sweetie, eat! Then you'll grow big and strong! Eat, sweetie, eat! - Mikasa shouted, making him bite the disgusting vegetable.

Eren cried, his entire face was wet from tears, he gulped and tried to shake his head, but Mikasa was really stubborn. She made him eat entire carrot.

When this nightmare was over, Eren couldn't do anything. He just lied crying in the bed, shaking from disgust. Mikasa patted his head.

- Well, - she murmured. - That's what you get for being a bad boy, Eren. Don't go to the girl's dorms. Don't make such sensitive aunties like auntie Annie cry. Don't call such good aunties like auntie Krista psychos. Eat carrots every day. Listen to your mommy, OK?

Eren sobbed:

-You're disgusting, Mikasa! You are the worst mommy ever!

- I'm just worried about you, - Mikasa answered gently and sadly. - Now, sweetie, do you want to listen to a lullaby?

- NO! I hate you! - Eren shrieked. - I don't want to do anything with you!

Mikasa hit him several times.

- Good boys don't shout at their mommies, Eren! I intended to release you when my time is over, but now I won't do this! Enjoy your tortures! That's what you get for being a bad boy!

Mikasa started to sing all the lullabies she knew. Her voice was terrible. Actually, she didn't even know the melodies of the songs, so she just whispered words quickly.

- Mikasa, you really don't know how to sing, - Eren said.

She just shrugged her shoulders.

- I love you, sweetie, and I want to you only the best, - she whispered. - These tortures will help you to learn to avoid doing bad things in the future.

She leaned to him and kissed him again. This time, the kiss was better. Then Mikasa sang him lullabies for the rest of their time, stroking his hair. Eren was half asleep when Mina opened the door and said that Mikasa's time was over.

Mikasa sadly glanced at Eren, then stood up and quietly left the room.

- Mina, give me your watch, - she said. - It's your turn now. I'll follow the time for you.

- OK, - Mina giggled happily and hopped into the room, then closed the door.

Author's note: Thank you all for your helpful reviews again! Well, there were some people who wanted Mikasa to rape Eren in this chapter, but I want this fanfic to be rated T, not M. Sorry. :)

Also, if you imagine something that Mina could do to Eren, please tell me! I'm sure your ideas will enrich this story. :)