"Ugh!" Misty said. "This dude is getting heavy!" She, the Doctor, Pikachu, and Ash have been walking in the forest for about 12 minutes now.
The Team Rocket goon began to open his eyes. "Ugh." He said. "Hey! You're that worm!" He grabbed Misty by the neck and began shaking her.
"Ahh!" shouted Misty. "Doctor, do something!"
"Uhh, yes, I'm coming!" the Doctor shouted. He began fluttering back and forth in panic, then he turned and saw a caterpie on the ground. He pointed his finger at the Team Rocket man, and shouted, "Celebi! Bi, bi!" The caterpie then shot some web-like fluid at the man, and pinned him to a tree.
"Wha-?!" shouted the man. "HOW COME I KEEP GETTING BEATEN UP BY POKEMON?!"
"Woah!" said Ash.
"Pika-pi!" said Pikachu.
Misty just stood there in shock again.
"Yowzah!"
"I'm able to communicate with the pokemon of the forest!" said the Doctor. "That is so….. COOL!" The Doctor began twitching. "GAAHHH!"
"Oh my God, what's happening to him?" said Misty.
"He's still regenerating." said Ash. "Long story."
"Okay," said the Team Rocket grunt. "I keep getting beaten up by a pokemon that can talk, I am glued to a tree, and the pokemon is having a twitching fit. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME TODAY?!"
"Listen up, you!" said the Doctor. "You will tell us all about the master ball, Team Rocket, and your plans, or I swear, I will make your life a living Hell!"
"You and what army?" said the Team Rocket grunt, smirking.
"I am the Doctor." said the Doctor. "I am my own army!" Then, the Doctor got a goofy smile. "Oh, wow, that was a good line." he said. "'I am my own army.' Yowzah!" The Doctor got (slightly) serious again. "But aside from that, I am the Doctor. I have defended my universe so many times from so many creatures. Imagine, WHAT I COULD DO TO YOU!"
"Um, what?" said the Team Rocket goon.
"Ugh, do I have to do all this again?!" said the Doctor. Then, he headbutted the Team Rocket goon straight in the forehead.