Hello everyone! Did ya miss me?

Wowwy wow wowza! It sure has been a long time since I've uploaded anything... But, I'm happy to say that I've gotten back into the swing of things.

Oh and sorry for the wait... even though i said that it wouldn't happen again, BOOM it happens again. Anyways, I am currently dealing with a slight cold, which is why I'm not at school at the moment, and which is why this was uploaded faster... by about 5 hours? Meh.

Now, just in case any of you have been wondering, I have begun working on Slipstream's Story (It won't be called that) and it seems to be coming along well.

Alongside that I came up with an idea for a story while eating breakfast at school. I'll tell more about it at the end of this, so look forward to that. Oh and just a little hinter... it won't be a fanfic.

ZeroKnight115: I'd say that she actually confuses Blaze, rather than understanding him. Which is really saying something.

Raze Silverwing: Well i want them to be at least 2k words, i know some people pump out 8k word chapters like they're baking cookies.

LightningCloud245: thanks for the encouragement. (cause I have 1 more page to write on it :P)

goldenponyboy: thanks, and good luck with you're fic. cause I'm really looking forward to the next chapter.

Striker Flash: Glad to hear that people liked the idea :D

Well now, looks like that was the last of the responses from... A galaxy far far away... *insert Star wars Theme here*

Thanks for waiting! Rememeber to R&R and enjoy!

As I was flying over to Zecora's hut I passed by a small grove of Poison Joke. I was curious to see what would happen if I rolled around in some since Spike told me he had to nickname Dash, Rainbow Crash. And it doesn't take an idiot to know what he meant.

But this only piqued my interest even more…

Sadly I had forgotten I was still flying and ended up slamming headfirst into a tree.

And there I stayed… unable to slide down. Unable to move my face, or see for that matter; which is probably why I had a flashback to when that book stuck to my face like I had a natural adhesive stronger than glue.

I contemplated torching the tree, but didn't want any more charred remains in my eyes. "Now how the buck will I get out of the mess?"

"Oh my who is that I see, stuck to a tree?" I heard a familiar voice say.

"There's only one zebra I know that talks in rhymes… and her timing couldn't be anymore perfect!"

"If you would require some help, all you need do is yelp."

"How the buck do I yelp… here goes nothing." "Yrmp!" Before I knew it I was off the tree and standing on the ground in front of Zecora. "How did you even…" I started, before noticing that unicorn from earlier.

"You sure you ain't followin' me? We seem to meet up a lot more then we should." She giggled.

"What was that? I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am." I boasted and flew off, "Thanks by the way!"

…

Against my better judgment (I don't have any) I rolled around in the poison joke for a while, and was highly dissatisfied, "Make me strange oh mystical troll plant! Before I burn you!" I screamed at the plants, of which were unable to speak. "Fine… I'll be back later." I stuck my tongue out at them and flew off, stopping on a nearby cloud, "Ugh… I'm so BORED!" I shouted. "Wait… wasn't I doing something before I saw that poison joke?" I pondered the idea for a while before the image of a chicken appeared in my mind, "The buck? Why am I thinking of chickens? Do I want some eggs?" frustrated, I finally gave up and flew back home.

I trotted into the cloud home and flopped onto the couch… but something was off, I'm not really sure what, but I felt kinda strange. "Maybe the plant gave me indigestion…" I chuckled but quickly shook my head, "No no… that's not funny."

"It's actually a little funny, but I don't want anypony to think I'm lame."

I looked about the room, thinking that maybe Dash was hiding, and trying to scare me. "Dash you there?"

"Nah, there's no way that she'd be here."

"Ok now I'm pretty sure I heard that! And thought it…"

"I think I breathed it too…"

I put my hoof over my mouth and slowly removed it, "Have I been talking to myself?"

"well there's only one way to find out.." I quickly shoved both hooves over my mouth, "Crap I'm talking out loud!"

"I mean there's nothing wrong with that.. I've done it before." I mumbled through my hooves.

"Wait a minute Blaze.. think about this for a moment. The things you think are not meant for others ears. What would you do if Scoots hear-"

"Oh crap Scoots!" I busted out the door and flew around frantically trying to find her, "Scoots?! Scoots where are you?!"

"Why do I have to be such a bucking scatterbrain!" I flew towards Zecora's hut at top speed, ignoring all that was below me, and slamming into the ground in front of her home.

Getting up I don't bother brushing off the dirt and continue on my way into her hut. "Zecora? Scoots? Mysterious pony lady?" no response… "They must still be scavenging for ingredients or something. Scoots may even be at the clubhouse! Yeah I gotta just go there first and come back here later." Not waiting for anything I run out the hut and take to the sky, speeding up more and more as I make my way towards the clubhouse.

…

I come to a skidding halt in front of Sweet Apple Acres and speed-trot until I run into Fortune and Big Mac who are bucking some trees. "All right Fortune after we finish this line, we can take a lunch break." Big Mac said and wiped the sweat off his head.

He looked at the row of trees before putting a hoof to his chin, "Well there isn't much left, we could just do it all now."

"You sure?"

He smiled at Big Mac before replying with, "Eeyup." I quickly trotted up beside them and took a moment to catch my breath, "What sounds like tired? Oh hey there Blaze. Why do you look like you just ran all over Equestria?"

I took a deep breath and replied with, "BecauseIflewaroundtheeverfreelookingforScootsthen forgotaboutherthenrememberedthenflewsomemorebefore comingherewhichremindsmehaveyouseenher?!"

They exchanged a glance and shrugged, "You mind explaining that again a little more slowly?" Big Mac asked.

"I don't have time for this!" "DO YOU KNOW WHERE SCOOTS IS?!" I shouted, trying not to waste any time.

"Uhh she's probably playing with Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle in the clubhouse since Babs is visiting, you're welcome to go and check." Fortune said with a suspicious tone.

"Thank you…" I mumbled and took off towards the little clubhouse.

…

As I neared the clubhouse I heard faint voices and giggling, "Oh please let them be in there!" I quickly went up the ramp and calmed myself down before knocking three times on the door.

The giggling and talking stopped, and I heard hoofsteps coming to the door before they stopped, "Password?"

"Password? Oh crap I'll never get this… but its for Scoots." "Uhhh Cutie Mark?"

"Should we let him in?" one of them asked in a loud whisper.

"Ah think it's Blaze." A voice I think was Apple Bloom's responded in the same way.

"Blaze? Ya mean that colt who's datin' Rainbow Dash?" A filly with a strange accent responded.

"I really hope that she's in here, otherwise this is going to be a waste of time." "Yep… That would be him. So can he come in?"

"Did he just say that the Cutie Mark Crusaders are a waste of time?!"

"What? No I didn't say that!" I quickly responded. "Look girls I would love to come in and play, but I'm really just looking for Scootaloo, so have any of you seen her?"

It was quiet for a moment before the door opened and Scootaloo was standing behind it, looking down at the ground and dragging her hoof, "Hey Blaze. What's up?"

Relieved I slump down and sigh, "I'm glad that you're safe… And I'm sorry that I just flew off like that. I was a little agitated and needed a little time to chill."

We were both silent for a moment before she leaned in and wrapped her hooves around my neck, "You don't have to be sorry… you didn't do anything wrong."

"So you aren't mad that I didn't take it easy on you?"

She giggled before responding, "If you didn't go all out then I couldn't have learned anything, and if you had just let me win then I'd be mad at you. Aren't you the one who said that?"

"Wow… she sure is a smart cookie. Looks like she'll have her cutie mark in no time at all…"

"My cutie mark?! Are you saying that my talent is forgiving?!" she squeaked out and ran back into the clubhouse, and I'm pretty sure that Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Babs all heard me.

"Wait no! That's not what I meant! And you weren't supposed to hear that!"

I don't think they heard me cause now they're all shouting, "CUTIE MARK CRUSADER FORGIVERS YAY!"

Before I even had a chance to say something else they all stormed out the clubhouse, and out to do whatever it is they do. "Oh crap… This may or may not end well."

…

After the whole thing with the CMC I decided to just loiter around on a cloud… which is what I'm doing now. "Wonder if I should tell anypony about the Poison Joke…"

"Poison Joke?" a voice I didn't want to hear me gasped.

I quickly sat up and stared nervously at a rather sweaty Dash, "You heard nothing."

She face-hoofed and sighed, "Here I am clearing the skies and you're rolling around in Poison Joke? Didn't Spike tell you that I couldn't even fly because of that plant?"

"She's never been sweaty from clearing the skies before… wonder what she's been up too." "Yeah he tol-"

"And just what are you implying?" she huffed.

"Crap I've gotta be careful… that Poison Joke's gonna get me in trouble." "Nothing at all I was jus-"

"Wait a minute…" She landed on the cloud and looked me in the eyes, "What exactly did the plant do to you?"

"Think of something stupid to say!" "It made me lactose intolerant."

She continued staring at me before something in her mind clicked and she started laughing, "Now I know what it did to you! It made you say your thoughts out loud!"

"Bingo. Now can you stop laughing and help me?"

She wiped a tear away from her eye, hopped off the cloud and started hovering, "Nope! This'll be great entertainment."

"Aww come on Dashie! Have a heart!"

She placed her hooves over her ears and started flying away, "Sorry I can't hear you!"

After she was a short distance away she sped off, leaving me and my thoughts alone. "Well then… I'm bucked."

Well well, looks like Blaze is screw'd.

I gotta give props to people who already have an idea of what Posion Joke does to their OC, because it's not easy to come up with. lol

Now, as I said before, i'm working on a story.

Here's the explanation:

My buddy had told me that Marines don't go straight to heaven, they go to hell so that they can continue fighting. When he told me that, I came up with the idea of A Marine being betrayed and killed by his comrade on the field, and is selected as a solider in hell to overthrow heaven.

I'm still kinda adapting on the idea, but for now that's all I got.

Tell me what you think of it.

Oh and Updates now may or may not be delayed because of me working on 4 stories along with school, and I joined a Sniper Clan on BO2 called FrOzEn, soooo yeah, I'll still be updating, but just not as often as normal.

Hope you can all forgive me .3. Love ya'll, tanks for reading, bye bye!