FILLIES AND COLTS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE IT IS!

A little bit too much enthusiasm...

Welp folks, here it is; the next Chapter! And on the promised day as I said! Now, hopefully this will sustain you until the next chapter.

Here's a little bit of news: I'm gonna stop re-uploading Tristan's New Life on here. I really want to keep the original that I'd first made, along with the new version. Not only to see how I've grown, but as a memory thing.

I'll be uploading Tristan's New Life on FiMfiction now, and I think for that it's every 4-5 days that I'll upload.

Why is that faster than this? Because all I gotta do with that is edit out anything I don't like and edit in what I do like. While for this I gotta start from the beginning.

Oh and I'll probably be posting that Slipstream thing the next time I post up this.

Flutter Night: I think I may do a little thing where each of the guys gets their own chapter. Though it'll be in Blaze's POV since I'm trying not to POV swap in this.

Raze Sliverwing: Trust me. it's necessary. Helps me to write more, and gives me something to laugh at when I imagine the looks that people give to them :P Ain't I a stinker?

goldenponyboy: I'm not just gonna jump straight in to the main thing; If I did it would probably only be like 5 Chapters Lulz. And that was pretty punny. Oh, and I'm still waiting on a new Chapter from you! The Wait is horrible! Karma.

All right, looks like karma wins.

Remember everypony, always read electronically in a well lit area and don't sit too close to the TV kay?

R&R and enjoy as well!

I ONLY OWN MY OC

"So… Zecora, I know I've asked this a couple times before." I looked around the room, well more at one particular pony and whined, "Why does she have to be here?!"

"Because I come and help her out, and this is just one of the times that she's asked me to assist her. That" she smirked, "And I know you don't like it when I'm here. Haven't really figured out the reason, but entertainment is entertainment."

"I'll show you entertainment…"

She nudged me and said, "Whatcha got in mind there hot stuff?"

"Gah! Please hurry up with the remedy! My thoughts are being known!" I whined again and flopped my bum on the floor.

"Please Blaze, hush. For a brew such as this, needs no rush." Zecora said and began pouring and mixing different minerals together.

"Looks like somepony just got told." She giggled.

"WHO EVEN ARE YOU!?"

She leaned in close and whispered, "Want to know that badly huh?"

I quickly used my posterior to shimmy away from her and replied, "Yes."

She faced me and cleared her throat, "Well I have many titles and names... The Forest Beauty. The Exquisite Gem. And my personal favorite; You." She paused, possibly expecting a laugh, but when none came she continued, "Just call me Emerald. Or Eme, which ever you like."

"Well now the Exquisite Gem name makes sense."

"What about Forest Beauty?" she asked.

"I believe I posses that name. And it does well with my fame." Zecora joked.

"Looks like somepony just got told." I mocked.

…

"It is done. A remedial bath, for one." Zecora said with a smile and stepped away from the steaming pot.

I got up and sighed, "Oh thank you so much! Now I can think what I want without ponies knowing what I'm thinking."

"Wonder if I can scratch my flank with my wing… kinda itches."

Emerald looked at me with a disgusted face and gagged, "Would've preferred to not hear that actually."

"Ok I'm just going to plunge into this." I jumped into the air as high as I could and aimed for the pot, "Cannonball!" I shouted before landing in the warm bath that seemed to relax every muscle in my body. "Oooo~ that's the stuff." I slowly closed my eyes and sunk even further into the pot.

"I wonder when it takes effect. The immediate thoughts that come to my mind I've had to hide, and I've had to let the few that are suitable for public ears out."

My eyes shot open and I popped my head out of the water. "It worked! Oh thank you Zecora! I'd hug you if I wasn't in the middle of a bath." Zecora simply nodded, while Emerald had a weird grin on her face, "Whatever it is you're plotting…" I got her attention, "At least let me finish my bath."

"Sorry, but no can do." I didn't even have any time to react. I didn't even notice her horn glow, but here I am, laying upside down on the ground with my fur, mane, and tail wet from the bath water; which is now all around me.

I blinked my eyes twice in confusion, then got up and noticed my mane was in the way. Through a few slits in my mane I could see Zecora and Emerald giving me a strange look. "What? Is there something wrong? Well, besides that pot flipping me out of it."

"Have you ever seen your mane when it was wet?" emerald asked me.

"No, not really, Dash has always dried it and it flips back up into its original style. Why?"

Zecora turned around and picked up what looked like a mirror off the wall, "See for yourself, why it has been seen by noponyelse."

I took one look and was amazed, "Hey that looks awesome!" My mane had gone from, a sort of tall spiky Mohawk thingy, to a long and spiky style that went down to my muzzle and curved over to the right. It was still red and gold, but it was gold in the top middle, and red over my eyes, and it looked like in the back of my head the colors waved and striped. And the water added a nice shine to it, allowing the tips to sparkle.

In short, "I am one sexy muzza fuzza."

"Well I can see why that Rainbow Dash of yours doesn't want anypony to see it." Emerald said after she was done oogling my mane.

"Is it's power that strong?"

Zecora nodded and winked at me, "Yes. Even I am interested in you Blaze, so much so that I'm being put in a daze."

"I think that's an achievement." I shook my mane loose of all the water and put it back in its original style, much to the dismay of Zecora and Emerald. "Think I'll use this when I want to feel sexy."

"Now you look plain… like a piece of molded bread." Emerald huffed.

"How is moldy bread plain?!"

"That's exactly my point!"

…

After thanking Zecora and… Emerald. I decided to pay Hotrot a visit, as long as he wasn't too busy with Pinkie; those two have been pretty inseparable lately, and it's in the kissy kissy goo goo way, not the super glue way.

Though it was like that a while back… crazy times.

"Who would win in a fight between a firefly and an Ant? I honestly think it depends on the ant, though if the firefly had been bench pressing and working out regularly then it would probably pose a real challenge to the ant."

"Looks like I may be holding a match between a firefly and an ant." I chuckled to myself as I flew.

I was passing over Fluttershy's cottage and was pretty close to Hottrot's house, so I decided to land and trot the rest of the way there.

I did a quick somersault before landing, and then threw my hooves up in the air, "It's good!" I then mimicked a crowd's cheer. After a few strange looks and laughs I put my hooves back on the ground and nonchalantly started trotting to Hottrot's house.

The roads weren't very crowded, and there was a nice breeze blowing, along with a nice warm sunny glo-

And now it's raining.

My mane fell over my face in the same manner as at Zecora's, but nopony noticed because they were all running to get to shelter.

I looked up into the sky and noticed a few streaks of lightning, "They probably needed this rain for some of the plants…" I sighed. "Guess I'll just head back home and go over Hottrot's house later." I took to the sky, and end up just barely missing a lightning bolt that seemed to be aimed directly at me.

Flying towards the nearest thing, which was Twilight's library, I barged straight in through the doors and closed them behind me.

Suprisingly, Everypony was here gathered in a circle. Twilight, Rarity, Fluttershy, AJ, Pinkie, Aurum, and all of their coltfriends. Shadow, Night, Crossback, Soul, Hottrot, and Fortune. It seemed the only one not here was me, Dash, Solar, and Lucinda; who were in Canterlot on some 'Official Business'.

They all looked at me with a strange smile, "Uhh hey there guys. Weird weather huh?"

Crossback chuckled, "Not really, we all knew it was coming; why didn't you?"

I made my way over to them and mumbled, "I've been at Zecora's because I ended up rolling in some Poison Joke."

"Blaze what did you do to your mane? It's simply marvelous." Rarity asked.

I shook my mane dry and put it back in its original style, "Happens when it gets wet."

"Maybe you should have it wet more often then, it really suits you."

Soul changed the subject, "Wait a sec, Blaze didn't you say that you rolled around in some Poison Joke?"

Twilight gasped, "Why would you do that?! Didn't Spike tell you what happened to all of us?"

"Oh please don't remind me." Rarity shivered, "I never want to remember how my mane was."

"Yeah he told me… but curiosity killed the cat ya know?"

Fluttershy asked me, "Then what did it do to you?"

I started nervously swirling my hoof on the ground, "It… made me say whatever I thought."

"Oh my, that's worse then what happened to me." Fluttershy gasped.

"Only thing that would've been worse is if it gave my thoughts your voice Fluttershy. Such strange things being said in your voice? Talk about weird."

Crossback looked at me with a raised eyebrow, "What's that supposed to mean?"

I thought about it a moment before finally coming to a conclusion, "Imagine the things that Pinkie says in Fluttershy's voice." They all seemed to think about it, before eventually laughing and giggling, "See what I mean?"

"Yeah, I see now, that's pretty funny."

Hottrot and Pinkie were still laughing, giggling and snorting, and it seemed like they turned it into a contest.

"That's weird enough." Night smirked.

All of them got closer to their marefriend or coltfriend, but when I leaned over to get closer to Dash, I forgot that she wasn't here. It made me sad when she wasn't around for these kind of things so I asked, "Has anypony seen Dash?"

Twilight put a hoof to her chin and thought, "I think that her and the weather ponies are working double shift today."

"Double shift eh?" I looked at the door and bit my lip, "I'll go and help. I'm worried about her."

"This is Rainbow Dash we're talking about!" Fortune reminded me.

"Which is exactly why I'm going to help." I turned around and went out the door, closing it behind me and taking to the skies. The rain was still going hard, and it seemed like the lightning tried to make a point of hitting me, "Oh come on!" I shouted, "I'm just trying to find my Mare-friend so cut me some slack!"

End! Sorry about that cliffhanger, but I feel it'll allows imaginations to flourish!

Now then, i'll be posting the next chapter up on Monday... such a long wait isn't it? Maybe I'll post it sooner if its done sooner.

Thanks for reading!