Celebi Who: A Doctor Who Pokemon Crossover Story

by Dipturtle

The Doctor's TARDIS begins to fly out of control until he takes control with his sonic screwdriver. He awakens in the pokemon world, and regenerates, but into something very unexpected! Rated T for some language and violence. OBVIOUS DISCLAIMER: I obviously don't own Doctor Who or Pokemon. On hiatus

18. A Totally Not Boring Distraction

"Doctor Celebi, what's that?!" screamed Misty from across the room.

"A clone from Hell," Answered the Doctor, "Who thinks he can defeat me. But never mind that, I need to go outsmart someone!"

"What?!" said Mewtwo. "You're backing out?!"

"No, of course not." The Doctor said. "I never back out of a fight, I'm the Doctor. I remember one time on a duplicate Planet Earth, I got in a fight with an intoxicated mutant duplicate human and still won. I accidentally addressed her as sir, rather than ma'am, causing her to get angry and attack me." The Doctor floated over to a large control board to the main computer and started pushing buttons. "It served as a real distraction away from the specific mission I was on. I needed to retrieve a sample of saiyan blood for the immortal king of America. Speaking of distractions," the doctor pushed one more button, causing a beam to be shot straight from the computer screen at Mewtwo. "I just fashioned a makeshift paralysis beam from your computer by creating a super complicated virus that would cause your brains to explode if you tried to comprehend it. I could tell your 'Project Mewtwo' was having a very hard time reading my super intelligent mind, so all I needed to do was create a distraction to throw him off, which in this case was one of my super interesting, totally not boring stories. AREN'T I HIP?!"

He got a lot of weird looks concerning that last sentence. "O-kay," he said, "Never saying that again, either."