Hey everyone, Narutonega here again with the newest chapter to "Ninja" so yeah… Enjoy I guess…

However, before you all get reading, I would like to say thanks for giving this fic a chance, especially since I know that Naruto by itself is somewhat a dying fanfiction community as the manga has finished some time ago, which is quite sad in its own way. So yeah, thanks for reading this… Anyhow, onto the next chapter!

Lion: 1

Gorilla: 1

Reptiles (crocodiles/lizards): 2

Wolf: 6

Falcon: 8

Tool: 1

Dragon: 2

Frog: 1

Mouse/rat: 1

Eagle: 1

Spider: 2

Oozaru: 1

Squirrel: 1

Rabbit: 1

Praying Mantis: 1

"Speaking"

"Thinking"

"Summons/ bijuu speaking"

"Summons/ bijuu thinking"

"Fire release: Great fireball technique"

"Naru! Can you please get me the salt from the cupboard?"

"Naruto-san, I also need the salt. Please give it to me first."

"No! Me first Naru!"

"Naruto-san I am sure you would give it to me first wouldn't you? After all I am a guest."

"….."

"Naru!"

"Naruto-san!"

"SHUT UP DAMMIT AND LET ME EAT MY OWN RAMEN!" Screamed Naruto with a massive twitch mark floating above his brow, his eyes shaking in irritation as he quickly summoned two kage bunshin to fulfil the demand of his two… Friends… Needs.

It had been over a month and a few weeks since he had met Sasame and only a bit more since he reunited with Satsuki in his apartment which he hadn't returned to for over a few months prior to his becoming of genin and member of squad 11, which had now officially gained two new members along with their new sensei….

"Brat! Get me some sweet soy sauce gazing dammit!" Shouted a voice towards his left, causing the already existing twitch to grow in size as Naruto gave a small pointed glare towards the purple haired jonin by the name of Anko Mitarashi, Satsuki's personal jonin, who, had also been training Sasame when she had time.

During his month period, Naruto, Sasame and Satsuki had become an official "team" in the way that they were now squad members… With Anko being their jonin sensei who would oversee them in their missions unless requested otherwise by the hokage.

During his new "teams" formation, Naruto had been placed within many life or death situations revolving around his female companions, who, had taken to using him as their… Practice dummy… Whenever they were learning anything, this included Anko if she learned anything she wanted to practice.

And for what reason? Simple… They found out his regeneration/healing factor.

How? He didn't know, but he did have a slight idea revolving around Anko asking around about his abilities… Which she didn't help improve as she stated "A genin is defined by their own hard work! So I won't be training you, only my apprentice!" before also taking on Sasame as an "official" apprentice, basically telling him to learn at his own rate when not learning team exercises.

… And he was somewhat thankful for that as he was able to continue to work on his own rate while getting a few tips from the dango loving jonin, who just gave him a nod for working on his own and without much help…

But he does have to admit… Now having a team which he could work with, it made learning formations, battle tactics and even creating solutions to possible future situations all the more easier on him as he now had three people who all had different opinions and thoughts.

Fair enough one of them was Satsuki… But still… She was a crazy tactical thinker apparently, one who might even one day beat a Nara clan member at the rate she's going… Somehow…

"So brats! You ready for the chunin exams tomorrow?" Asked their bubbly purple haired sensei as she picked her teeth with a dango stick, much to Naruto's irritation as he watched their sensei flick bits of food that had been stuck within her teeth onto his face, much to his obvious irritation.

However, that seemed to make the purple haired teacher a lot happier as she sent him a wide amused grin… With Satsuki and Sasame also letting out a few muffled chuckles from their seats…

One might say this was a perfect opportunity to use a famous line from the Nara clan members… And it was indeed the perfect line for the situation Naruto found himself in.

"Troublesome…" Naruto thought mentally before wiping off the flicked food bits off his face before sending a small glance towards his supposed "guest" Sasame, who had taken to living with himself and Satsuki once she found out that both he and Satsuki now owned their apartment, which in turn caused his sleeping arrangements to be somewhat… Embarrassing as he now had to sleep with the sounds of Satsuki and Sasame talking to each other for hours on end… Along with giggling creepily into the night before he could sleep…

However, aside from the whole creepy sleep thing the two had going on for them… Live was a bit more fun from his point of view, I mean sure he knew that his training still occupied most of his time, which was the only reason why he had managed to complete both his fuinjutsu books, along with his poison and trap making books, something Anko had personally applauded before dragging him off to the forest of death and leaving him in the centre for him to learn how to use his new found "skills" to survive in the wilderness…

Well… That's what she said anyway as when Naruto returned from the forest he found out that Anko had a house party for her two apprentices while also inviting a good chunk of her friends to celebrate with them…

However, Naruto will admit it was funny watching a load of jonin, namely the higher tier ones like Kakashi Hatake and Guy walk out with a massive wobble as they fought to stand straight.

But what Naruto didn't find fun was Anko using his bank account, which Satsuki had given to her, to purchase everything for the party…

It took him most of the month to regain the lost amount, and that was with him using his kage bunshin to speed up the D and low C-rank missions that he managed to attain from the hokage, who had a knowing look on his face if the small, sorry smile told him anything.

Scratching the back of his head slightly, Naruto gave Anko a small nod.

"Yea, I think I'm all set for the chunin exams. What about you two Satsuki, Sasame?" Asked Naruto in a curious tone as he stood up and walked towards the bin before placing his bowl of instant ramen inside the bin and walking back towards his seat, intent on waiting for both Satsuki and Sasame to finish their food, Anko had already finished if the small konoha emblem, created by a large amount of dango sticks, on the wall told him anything.

Satsuki gave Naruto a massive grin and thumbs up while Sasame gave him a bored look.

"I don't know why you feel as if you're ready Naruto-san. I mean, both me and Satsuki are stronger than you, and we have proved it over multiple occasions." Replied Sasame as she gained a small grin on her face as Naruto let out a small "tch" from his mouth as he looked away from Sasame.

"By "both stronger than me" do you mean when the two of you work together to double team me on every sparing session we have as a team? Or do you simply think that when we spar you think the loser is the one on top of the winner? If that's what you think a loser is… Then you must be a "uke" right Sasame?" Asked Naruto with a cheeky grin on his face that simply sprouted "EVIL" to all those who looked at him.

However, it seemed that his choice of words managed to cause Sasame to explode in a deep shade of red as the usually bored look on her face was swapped with an expression of embarrassment and anger, much to the amusement of Naruto as he slowly widened his grin as the seconds went by.

Putting a sorry face, Naruto couldn't help but learn closer towards Sasame.

"Aww… Did I hurt big bad Sasame-chan! Oh woe is me… I cannot live with myself now! I know! Let's dress Sasame in pink girly cloths! That should help her recover!" Shouted Naruto in a very childish voice, causing the already red Sasame to turn into an even deeper shade of red before launching Naruto across the room with a fist to the face.

"HAHAHHAHAHA CLASSIC SASAME-CHAN!" Laughed Anko with tears streaming down her face as she slammed her fist onto the wooden table in the living room with Satsuki poking Naruto's downed form with a stick that she magically found within the house.

However, it seems that Sasame wasn't done there as she walked over towards Naruto's still knocked out body before grabbing his ankle and dragging him off towards the bathroom where she then locked the door, the audible "click" being heard from all the members within the house before a sound of evil chuckles rang from the room, causing both Satsuki and Anko to look at each other with a startled expression before simply leaving the room.

Let it be known that Satsuki hadn't spotted Naruto within their and Sasame's room when she had returned.

…. Although the sound of some sort of whine was heard from the bathroom….

(The next day)

"Naru! C'mon it doesn't look that bad!" Nudged Satsuki as both she and Sasame, who had a very cat like grin on her face, walked besides their male companion, who had a full head gear on his head, only leaving his eyes clear for him to see.

"I don't care. I ain't taking this cloth off." Muttered Naruto in an irritated tone as he took a sharp glance towards the still smiling woman to his right.

However, it seems that Naruto hadn't had his guard up as Satsuki jumped onto his back and wrapped her arms around his neck.

"Please Naru! I'll let us play the whole "onii-chan and nee-chan" thing you liked to do when we were kids!" Moaned out Satsuki as she laid her head down on Naruto's shoulder in a begging manner.

Naruto simply ignored what Satsuki said and continued on with the walk. However, it was because he didn't answer Sasame took her chance.

Turning her head slightly in a slightly evil manner, Sasame looked towards the slight bit of Satsuki's face that was poking past Naruto's shoulder before giving a small chuckle.

"Oh… Is onii-chan into those kinds of things? I didn't know that our onii-chan was such a devilish pervert. Isn't that right onii-chan? You like little sisters don't you?" Asked Sasame in a high pitched girlish tone, causing the currently covered Naruto to twitch beneath his headwear, much to Sasame's joy as she continued on her assault, only to walk into someone.

That someone had to be a somewhat tall sandy blond haired woman with four consecutive ponytails along with teal coloured eyes.

Trailing his eyes down slightly, Naruto caught the sight of a Suna headband dangling slightly from her neck.

Getting the jist of the situation, Naruto scratched the back of his clothed head.

"Um, sorry about that. I guess my teammate is more scatter brained than I thought she was already. My apologies for the accidental mishap. I suppose you're here for the chunin exams?" Asked Naruto as his twin red eyes stared towards the woman's own teal coloured ones, which had narrowed slightly as Naruto spoke.

"Humph, as if I should forgive you for that. One does not simply "accidently" walk into someone, especially if they are a ninja, without being a brain dead piece of trash. Now get out of my way." Replied the woman as she went to push her way past Naruto and his squad, however, it seemed the Suna kunoichi didn't stop there as she then took a glance at Sasame before walking up to her and stared her down, her teal eyes boring into Sasame's cobalt blue ones.

"Well? Aren't you going to say you're sorry to me? Disrespecting ones elder isn't very bright of you. I mean, it would make sense after all, I did mean the whole "brain dead piece of trash" that you are. Seems I was 100% correct in my-" "back off." Spoke Naruto, now standing slightly in front of Sasame, who had a shaking fist by her side which seemed ready and primed to explode.

The teal eyed woman narrowed her eyes in irritation.

"What did you say to me?" Asked the woman, a growl emerging from her throat as she held onto the long black box like weapon behind her back, causing the covered genin to narrow his own eyes in seriousness.

"I had already apologised for my teammate and for you to say all those things to her isn't all that needed, or are you a genin who needs to bully her way to the top to get by in her life?" Asked Naruto with an irritation easily found within his tone of voice as he spoke, causing the woman to gnash her teeth slightly before sending her hand out and grabbing onto Naruto's head mount before pulling it off with a startling rip.

"Who are you to- Hokage-sama!" Shouted the woman in shock as she held onto the ripped piece of cloth that once hid Naruto's head from the world.

Now with the cloth gone, Satsuki couldn't help but widen her eyes in shock as Naruto now stood with spiky black hair which reached just past his neck along with two chin length bangs reaching his jaw along with a few long spiky pieces of hair reaching just past his forehead, concealing small bits of his black konoha headband, much like the fourth hokage had before his ascendance to kage.

Naruto simply gave the teal eyed woman a glare, which was then enhanced by his ruby red eyes that simply bore into her head.

However, it seemed that the woman hadn't gotten over her shock to realise that Naruto was indeed not the fourth hokage as she simply raised a somewhat shaky finger towards him.

"W-w-w-why a-a-are you henge'd as a g-genin H-h-hokage-sa-sa-sama?!" Shouted the woman, drawing in the attention of others within the vicinity as they all widened their eyes.

"Look its yondaime-sama!"

Twitch….

"Wait, doesn't the hokage have blond hair and blue eyes?"

Twitch….

"He must have dyed his hair and put on contacts."

Twitch….

"But why would he be acting as a genin?"

Twitch….

"Duh! It's probably for a super-secret hokage mission or something!"

Twitch

"Oh yeah! Way to go hokage-sama!"

"… I'M NOT MINATO NAMIKAZE DAMMIT! MY NAMES NARUTO! N-A-R-U-T-O!" Shouted Naruto as he shock his fist towards the large crowd surrounding him, much to their shock.

However, before anything else could be said or done, Sasame seemed to come back to conscious thought as she hid an evil smirk.

"Of course yondaime-sama! You are undercover after all!" Shouted Sasame in agreement, causing the surrounding civilians to nod their heads.

"Yeah, she's right! Good job yondaime-sama!"

"Do your best Hokage-sama!"

"Give me your babies Hokage-sama!"

Suddenly Naruto dropped to his knees with his head down.

"I give up…" Muttered Naruto softly before throwing his hand out and gripping both Sasame's and Satsuki's wrist before disappearing within a shunshin, causing all the surrounding civilians to widen their eyes in amazement.

"There goes our hokage!" Shouted one of the civilians before walking off, soon followed by the rest as they talked about their "legendary" kage and his sudden appearance and disappearance.

However, among the original group there still stood the sandy blond haired woman as she shook her head in slight shock before narrowing her eyes.

"Who are you Naruto Namikaze...?" Thought the woman as that was the only possible solution to how the black haired Genin's appearance.

With a final glare, the woman disappeared within a wind shunshin, intent on finding and alerting, her brothers about the supposed Namikaze son.

(Academy entrance)

"C'mon Naruto. It wasn't all THAT bad right?" Asked Sasame with a grin on her face as she nudged the black haired genin by his shoulder.

Naruto simply gave the blue eyed woman a blank stare before continuing his way up the stairs with Satsuki following directly behind.

"Yeah Naru! It wasn't all that bad." Replied Satsuki as she latched onto his arm, much to his internal irritation as she attempted to get a better, and longer, look at his face with his new "haircut" provided by one Sasame.

How she managed to perfectly get his hair to appear as close to the fourth hokage's he will never know… But that wasn't really on his mind, the fact that he had a chunin exam right now was.

Walking up the second flight of stairs, Naruto came upon the sight of what appeared to be 80-100-ish genin all being blocked entrance from two larger shinobi, who from his memory were the eternal gate guards…

How did Naruto know that? Well… For one the gate guards weren't there when he went for his morning jog. And two, the two shinobi standing in front of the door were the exact same in appearance as the guards, only shorter.

Looking up towards the door, Naruto caught sight of the room number being "301"…. And considering that his old classroom was 301…

But there was also another reason for his thoughts… But he couldn't delve into it all that much.

Naruto didn't even bother to address anyone as he simply walked passed the large group with Satsuki and Sasame following slightly behind with a grin on their face.

It seemed after their numerous genjutsu traps they placed on Naruto during the month seemed to make him more conscious of his surroundings.

Reaching the top of the third set of steps, Naruto widened his eyes slightly in shock as he saw Anko standing in front of the exam door with a small grin on her face.

"Great! You're all here. Now I expect you to all show how good I am as a sensei. Got that Sasame, Satsuki?" Asked Anko, getting a nod a smile from the two while Naruto simply turned his head away from Anko with a cheeky grin on his face as he looked away.

However, that didn't stop Anko from grabbing his head in a headlock before unleashing a massive noogy on the teens head… Until Anko widened her eyes in slight shock.

"Yondaime-" Began Anko only getting a blank look from the black haired teen as he managed to turn his head slightly towards Anko.

Chuckling slightly at the blank look, Anko gave her students and their plus one, a small wave before disappearing within a plump of smoke.

Shaking his head, which had miraculously fixed his hair, Naruto gave his two teammates a small smile before turning his attention back towards the exam door.

"You ready?" Asked Naruto as his back was turned towards the two girls, who each gave a grunt of acknowledgement.

Narrowing his eyes, Naruto looked at the doorknob within his hands with a hard glare before releasing a small sigh.

"… Let's go…" Thought Naruto with a serious expression falling over his face as he twisted the doorknob and pulled the door wide open, exposing the trio to a wave of killer intent, something that shocked the three slightly before they snickered slightly, causing the entire room attention to focus solely on them.

"Why are you snickering?" Asked one of the chunin candidates as he glared at the trio before they finally lost their restraint and let out a loud group of laughter, something that pissed a majority of the large group off as they now pushed their all into their killer intent, something that managed to increase the laughter of the three as she used each other as supports.

"N-N-Naru HAHAHA m-m-my HAHAHA si-sides h-h-hurt HAHA" Laughed out Satsuki as she used Naruto as support.

"Y-yeah HAHAHA N-Naruto HAHAHA h-help us o-o-out HAHA" Choked out Sasame as she too used Naruto as a base with the black haired genin now calming down a bit.

Lifting his head up slightly, Naruto gave a small grin towards the group as he opened his mouth.

"YONDAIME-SAMA!"

"HOKAGE-SAMA!"

"What's the hokage doing here?"

"That bastard! Iwa will kill you!"

"What's up with the black hair Hokage-sama?!"

"Shut up!" Screamed Naruto with irritation as his eye began to twitch from the repetitive word "hokage" or "yondaime".

Pointing towards the original genin who had asked why he and his group were laughing, Naruto gave a small narrowed glare.

"I said a funny joke to help ourselves relax. That was why… Now if you excuse me, I will be with my team." Replied Naruto before moving both Satsuki and Sasame towards a corner before falling silent.

It wasn't long before the exam door slammed itself wide open.

"Wooohooo! Team 8 is here to kick ass and take- You!" Shouted a voice, causing Naruto to mentally kill himself as he turned his attention towards one of the people he hoped to avoid… Kiba…

Naruto simply blinked at Kiba before pointing towards himself.

"Me?" Asked Naruto with a raised brow, already knowing that with Kiba here he would now have a target planted onto his back.

Kiba grit his teeth as he walked up towards Naruto, his squad following slightly behind as he went right up to Naruto's face.

Naruto seeing this however moved his head back slightly.

"Sorry doggy breath, I don't swing that way." Spoke Naruto with a blank look, causing the majority of the room to fall silent.

Kiba didn't seem to understand what Naruto had intended with his choice of wordings, as such, when he moved forwards once more, Naruto simply moved his head back once more.

And like that, the whole room erupted with laughter as they saw Kiba repeatedly attempt to "threaten" Naruto.

"You!" came a voice from within the room, turning his attention slightly, Naruto came upon the sight of a sandy blond haired girl before she narrowed her eyes at him.

Naruto, now internally crying, simply pointed towards himself with a slight tilt of his head.

"Me?" Asked Naruto, causing the black haired teen to grin slightly as he saw the woman's face turn bright red with anger.

However, due to Naruto now attempting to find out who to converse with, he hadn't noticed both Satsuki and Sasame pouting slightly behind him.

"He's forgotten us hasn't he?" Asked Sasame towards Satsuki, who simply nodded her head with a larger pout.

"Kiba be quiet! I apologies for Kiba's actions Naruto-san." Spoke Hinata as she moved in front of Kiba and bowed slightly, only to feel Naruto's hand land on the top of her head a bit before giving her a small grin.

"Don't worry about it Hinata, and don't worry about bowing and all the formalities ok? I'm fine with just "Naruto". Also don't worry about dog breath, he didn't do all that much." Replied Naruto as he removed his hand from hinata's head before turning around slightly, missing the VERY tiny hint of red that appeared on her cheeks.

"Y-yes…" Mumbled Hinata slightly in a shy-ish tone, causing Kiba to widen his eyes at how soft a voice Hinata had.

"Give me the card information about Naruto Namikaze." Spoke a voice towards the centre of the room, drawing the attention of all genin participants as they looked towards what appeared to be a silver haired teen standing in front of a large group of other genin.

Of course there wasn't a second later did a shout of "WHAT" run through the room as two girls and their third teammate run in with shock and disbelief on their faces.

When the two speeding girl appeared, Naruto couldn't help but let out a small whistle as he caught sight of the two jinchuuriki's of konoha, Mito Uzumaki Namikaze and Kasumi Uzumaki Namikaze. The daughters of Kushina Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze.

The two were obviously twins as they were the same age, but identical twins they were not.

Mito stood at a good 5'0 with long shiny red hair that reached just past her shoulder blades with two chin length bands cascading besides her face with a pair of violet coloured eyes.

While Kasumi stood at a high similar to his own, about 5'1 with long blond hair that reached past, like her sisters, shoulder blades with random points within the hair poking out from its smooth flowing nature. Kasumi also had, like her sister, two bangs that framed the sides of her face, however, unlike Mito, reached to the top of her collarbones with a small bit of hair swept from the left side of her forehead to the right, concealing a small portion of both her forehead and left eye, which was a shining blue colour.

However, another similarity between the two were their three whisker like line marks that were on each cheek, giving them a fox-like look as the two stared towards the silver haired genin with a narrowed look.

Oh, they were also simply wearing something he had seen the fourth hokage, back in his genin days, which was a basic long sleeve jacket, coloured with their respective hair colours that being red for Mito and yellow for Kasumi, along with long pants that were tied at the ankle with white tape before a standard pair of black shinobi sandals.

Overall, while they didn't look like neon orange flashing signs, they weren't very "ninja" like either… And from their choice of clothing… Naruto suspected the two to be tomboys.

However, a laugh soon broke Naruto out from his concentration of the two kage daughters before silver haired Nin spoke.

"Sorry Temari-san… There isn't anyone by the name of "Naruto Namikaze" however, there is a Naruto within the list." Spoke the genin in a clear tone before pulling out a small card out a small deck before reading the contents of the card.

Name: Naruto

Affiliation: Konoha

Rank: Genin

Ninjutsu: 7/10

Genjutsu: 5/10

Taijutsu: 8/10

Ninjutsu and Taijutsu specialist

Mission completion: D: 64 C: 21 B: 16 A: 0 S: 1

Special traits exhibited: natural Healing factor/ regeneration factor, said to have regrown arm after having it amputated after a few weeks, however, during the process Naruto had been drugged beforehand." Finished Kabuto, his interest piqued as he turned his attention towards a blank faced Naruto, who had a small bead of sweat drip from his brow at the intense gazes he was getting from everyone.

However, before anyone could say anything, a sudden gust of wind caught everyone's attention as a man suddenly appeared with his eyes closed.

It wasn't a second later did the man open his eyes did time seem to stop itself.

"My name is Itachi Uchiha… Protector of the first exam… Take your seat."

So yeah. Enjoy I guess.