A/N: I only own my OCs. TF2 belongs to Valve.
"B-B-Brother?" sputtered Ms. Pauling. "Whose your brother?"
"You should know," said the spider. "I heard you say his name,"
"Wolfshire? H-How is he related to you?"
"I guess he didn't tell you, because you have him hostage WITH THESE GODAMM REDS!"
Unknown to both of them, they didn't realize that the BLU Spy used the Dead Ringer to escape the ambush, he rushed out of the room to alert the RED team.
Meanwhile
"Wolfshire get up,"
Wolfshire blinked before coming to. He found Engi was shaking him; he didn't have his hard hat on and had a look that meant something was wrong.
*yawns* "God Engi what do you want? The sun's not even up yet," said Wolfshire annoyingly.
"We have a problem, partner," said Engi.
Wolfshire sprung up. "Don't tell me the D.E.T is back again,"
"No, it's not Wolfshire, follow me," he started to walk out of the room, picking up his shotgun as he walked out.
"How can you be so sure?" said Wolfshire as he followed Engi.
"Cause BLU Spy said so," replied Engi.
The two hurried to RED's kitchen, where they found the team waiting, as well as the BLU Spy. All looked worried at the situation at hand.
"Good," said Spy. "Everyone's here, let's get started,"
"All right, ya shape-shifting bastard, what's going on at BLU?" asked Scout.
BLU Spy gave him a glare before starting,
"Well boy, we were simply having a discussion with Ms. Pauling before a large, robotic spider decided to give everyone a power nap,"
Wolfshire chucked at hearing this, though no one noticed.
"How did you get out?" asked Medic.
BLU Spy held up a Dead Ringer. "As I was escaping, I heard the spider saying it knows you, Wolfshire, as its brother. Do you know who this may be?"
"Yeh… I do know who it is," said Wolfshire.
"Well who is it?" asked Pyro.
"You're talking about my "sister" Arachne," replied Wolfshire. "Overprotective is she?"
"Your sister?" said BLU Spy. "Oh merde, not another one,"
"YOU HAVE A SISTER!" screamed Pyro. "THIS DAY IS AMAZING!"
"As long as she doesn't hang anyone upside down, then everyone on BLU should be ok," said Wolfshire with a smile.
"Oh no," said BLU Spy. "Before I left I saw her hang Ms. Pauling by her feet,"
Wolfshire's eyes widen. "Oh crap, Spy, quickly tell me where BLU base is,"
"It's just nor…"
And in a flash, Wolfshire was gone.
"I don't want to know what she does when she hangs people upside down," said Medic.
Back at BLU HQ
Ms. Pauling was a tough woman. She stared down barrels of guns, fought rouge mercenaries, clashed with robots, it would appear that she wasn't afraid of anything.
That is, until now.
She was currently wrapped in a cocoon and was hanging upside down. Only her head was exposed. She refused to answer any of the spider's questions, since she didn't believe that it was related to Wolfshire.
"Give it up you eight legged insect, I'm not telling you anything," Ms. Pauling said defiantly, though internally she was scared out of her mind.
"How many times do I have to tell you," replied the spider. "SPIDERS ARE NOT INSECTS!"
The spider whacked Ms. Pauling hard on her exposed head, blood started to trickle down.
"Besides, you are not needed anymore human,"
"But, don't you need information from me?"
A spider drone crawled from the darkness and whispered something inaudible, at least, to Ms. Pauling, to the large spider. After it was done "talking" it disappeared in a flurry of pixels.
"Not anymore, human. While we were having this LOVELY conversation, my drone was able to hack your servers. I have all I need to find these REDs," said the spider with a chuckle.
"Now how do you want to die, quick and painless, or long and agonizing? I personally like the long and agonizing…"
"ARACHNE STOP!" came another voice.
Arachne turned around and found her wolf brother panting in the doorway.
"Stop *pants* they're *pants* friendly…"
He wasn't able to say more as Arachne literally tackled him in a hug.
"OMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD!" she said as they rolled along the floor.
When they came to a stop she said,
"Do you know how much everyone missed YOU?"
"I'm assuming a lot? And how did you get here?" he gasped. "Did you bring the Gang as well?"
"Uhh, no…" she responded.
"WHAT?"
"I kinda just fell through one of those rifts, like how you did, so… yeh,"
"Well that blows,"
"Umm guys, a little help here?" asked Ms. Pauling.
"She's a good guy, right?" Arachne whispered to Wolfshire.
"Yeah she is, now go untie her," he replied. "Hope you better have not done IT to her,"
"I was going to, but then you came,"
After getting Ms. Pauling down from the cocoon, BLU team was beginning to wake up from the sedative, and RED arrived with BLU Spy. Wolfshire took the time to introduce his "sister" to both teams. He explained that Arachne was both the brains, as well as "motherly- like" figure of the Gang.
"Yeah, really motherly," BLU Scout sarcastically said before getting a glare from Arachne. "Ok, shutting up,"
"Before we continue, Wolfshire," said Ms. Pauling. "You should tell us who's in your family so we know who they are if we meet them,"
"Ok," he said before sighing. "This is going to be an earful,"
"There's Desperado and Jewel, brother and sister dimension-traveling cowboy/girl. Huntress Swift and her mountain lion, Sabre. Twin brother and sister fire wolves, Solar and Flare. A possessed, enchanted suit of armor named Shiv. A red and green dragon with powers over space and time named Doug. Tick-Tock or TT, our brother who's a robotic dragon and an elemental, Silica, a huge, sentient warship, Jackel, an anthropomorphic, sharpshooting wolf, Charles, an ex-hitman with psychic powers, TR-8R a humanoid robot, and twin, explosive experts Jaz and Joli. We also have a mysterious figure named Wheel and his younger cousin, Jackie, with us as well."
As he was finished, everyone in the room looked in shock. Even the Demos stopped drinking as well.
Ms. Pauling was the first to speak and whistled before continuing,
"You have quite a family there,"
"Yeah, it's quite big," replied Arachne.
"Your family has quite the "unique" people as well," added Engi.
"Yeh, no wonder the D.E.T chases you guys all the time," said Scout who never saw Wolfshire trying to stop him from saying that.
Giving Scout a curious glance, Arachne turned to Wolfshire,
"How does he know that?" she asked him. "Did they come here, tell me NOW," she snapped.
"Ehhh," Wolfshire knew he couldn't lie straight up to Arachne. She could see through lies like glass. "They kinda did…"
"WHAT!"
"BUT-BUT, on the bright side, they don't know we're trapped here," he said giving her a nervous grin.
Arachne sighed before turning to the confused mercs,
"You guys are lucky, usually the D.E.T will continue to invade a dimension if they find out one of us is trapped here, but since they didn't it won't before a while until they try again,"
"So, they ARE coming back?" asked Pyro.
"Usually a fly-over," replied Arachne. "Wolfshire and I just have to lay low until they finish their scans, then they usually leave the dimension for good, until another disturbance is heard,"
"Good," said Spy. "I'd rather not fight those so-called "policemen" again,"
Suddenly a bright light appeared on the windows.
"Weird, sun rise isn't for another hour," said BLU Engi.
"That's not the sun," started Wolfshire.
"They're back," finished Arachne.
A/N: Ta-da! Last (maybe) chapter before Spring Break for this story. Also to Th3RedPyro, TT may or may not appear here, but I'll think about it. Anyways, the D.E.T is back for vengeance, but another member of the Gang is with the teams this time. Lets see how it will play out.
Till next time,
-D.W