A/N: Ditto.

"Ok I take it back, this blows," said Joli as she inspected a Mann Co. crate.

The mercs left with what they wanted from the shipment and left the six with these locked crates.

"Can't believe we did all that work and only got these fricking crates, what is even in these crates?" asked Jaz as she shook one.

"According to the description on the crate," said Arachne. "It contains a random weapon, or cosmetic item, with a very rare chance of something special,"

"How do you open these crates," asked Jaz.

"Well, you have to use a key to open the lock…"

Joli then threw the crate on the ground and smashed it open.

"Or you can do that,"

Joli searched through the smashed crate and found a golden frying pan.

"What the hell is this?" she asked.

"A golden frying pan," said Jaz.

"Looks stupid," she tossed it behind her and accidently hit BLU Scout as he was walking in the room. The Scout suddenly turned into gold statue as the pan made contact with his head.

Everyone in the room blinked as they saw the Scout transform into a statue.

"Did anyone see Herr Sco-AUGH!" said BLU Medic as he walked in and noticed the Scout statue. "What happened to Herr Scout?" he asked as he bent down to inspect the statue.

"I think it's because of this," said Joli as she reluctantly walked over and picked up the pan.

"Oh, that will explain it," said Medic in a calmer tone. "He should be ok when he respawns,"

"Wait this killed him?" said Joli as she held up the pan. "That is so awesome! I'm keeping this,"

"Where did you get it anyways?" asked Medic. "And what is everyone doing?"

"We're opening these crates Medic," said Jewel. "Want to help us?"

"Maybe for one, do you guys have a key…"

Jaz smashed opened another crate with her fist.

"How did you do that?" asked Medic. "We can't break open crates like that, even Heavy can't do that,"

"Really, you guys can't open the crates like this?" said Jaz as she searched the crate. She pulled out a familiar-looking military peaked cap with a winged insignia and worn rim. It was also on fire. "Why is this hat on fire?" she asked Medic.

Medic was wide-eyed at the hat.

"Uh Medic," said Jaz as she snapped her hands in front of the German doctor. "Earth to Medic, come in,"

"Hmm, interesting," said Arachne. "Can I see that Jaz?"

Medic's eyes followed the hat as it was passed to the spider.

"A holographic effect on a hat, never knew someone can do that," she said as she inspected the hat.

"Do you think this would looks good on me?" Jaz asked everyone as Arachne gave back the hat.

"No, it doesn't" said Wolfshire. "It makes you look like a dictator for some reason,"

"Yeah, I was think of that too," she turned to Medic. "You want it?" she asked him.

He nodded his head quickly. She tossed it on his head, and he quickly bounded out of the room saying, "Thank you!"

"I hope the rest of them are not like that," said Wolfshire as he broke opened the lock of another crate.

After about two hours of smashing open crates the six found themselves with a lot of hats with holographic effects on them.

"What's so important to them about these types of hats?" asked Jewel and she picked up a Stetson with hearts flying around it.

"I have no idea," said Wolfshire as he picked up a fedora with a smoke effect on it with his mouth.

Just then all the mercs ran into the living room.

"HOW DID YOU GET SO MANY HATS?" screamed Scout.

A/N: Yes I know you can't get a golden frying pan from crates. It's a short chapter, I ran out of ideas, and I'm busy, so yeah, DEAL WITH IT!

Till next time,

-D.W