Hey everyone, glad to see my last chapter was such a… Review worthy one… So yeah, glad you all enjoyed it and sorry for taking so long with the next chapter, getting used to the jetlag and all is a pain when coming back from traveling.
1: What the hell were Kasumi and Mito doing for three years?
A: Listening to Jiraiya… The super pervert and Kakashi… The super pervert follower…
"Speaking"
"Thinking"
"Summons/ bijuu speaking"
"Summons/ bijuu thinking"
"Fire style: Great fireball technique"
"Wake up Mito-sama… Wake up Kasumi-sama… It's time for breakfast!" Mumbled a disorientated voice within the darkness.
"Wake… Up…"
"Wake… Up…"
There it goes again. What was that voice? Who did it belong to? What does it mean?
"…."
"…"
"Water style: Water Bowl!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Suddenly, two screams rang out, each having being woken up at the same moment as the owners of the two screams shambled around slightly as they felt a cold liquid smash against them for a few moments before slowing down and then disappearing soon after.
Wiping her face, Mito opened her violet eyes before widening them in pure shock at the sight that befell her.
Standing in front of both her and her sister Kasumi, who was now also gaping in shock, was the sight of a black haired, crimson eyed teen wearing an actual black butler get up with the additional black gloves covering his hands.
Returning her attention off the attire and onto the person's face, Mito couldn't help but stare as the owner of the crimson eyes stared both her and her sister down with a grin.
"Well don't you two have some unique underwear." Spoke the man, causing Mito to blink slightly before glancing down… Before snapping her eyes wide.
"AHHHHH! MY WHITE BRA AND PANTIES!" Screamed the girl as she quickly began to cover up the now see-through underwear she was wearing before rushing past the black haired teen and out in the hall away from Naruto's crimson eyes…
"MITO-CHAN! WHAT ARE YOU WEARING AND WHY ARE YOU WET!" Screamed a feminine voice from outside the hall, causing another scream to appear before the tall tale sound of a running Mito was heard going down the stairs.
Laughing out loud mentally, Naruto turned his gaze towards the still shocked blond haired girl, whose hair was even messier than usual, before giving another grin.
"You may want to tighten those string panties up Kasumi-sama. You don't want them to fall off now right? I heard Jiraiya-sama would be visiting soon." Spoke Naruto, causing the blond haired girl, who was wearing a set of string light blue panties and oversized grey T-shirt, to blink for a few moments before she widened her eyes.
"PERVERT!" Screamed the girl as she ran out of the room, only to follow Mito's lead and rush into her mother, who was now with her husband, before drawing another set of screams before rushing out the room and down the stairs where the door happened to open at that exact moment.
"How it going Kasumi-" "DIE PERVERTED TOAD!" Screamed the girl before the sound of a crunch was heard, along with a very girlish scream before a loud thump.
Trying to desperately not crack out a laugh, Naruto held his left hand out towards the wet room before using his control over water to force all the water to go into the palm of his hand, basically leaving everything dry once more before sealing the ball of water into his hand.
Giving the room a quick glance over, Naruto smiled happily before walking away.
"Payback the hokage- Phase 1 complete." Muttered Naruto happily through his head as he walked down the stairs where the sight of a bleeding Jiraiya, confused Minato, and blushing Kushina was seen, along with two now stuttering daughters as they were now wearing plain white robes they had most likely gotten from their down stairs shower.
Walking towards the group, while making sure the sounds of the heels of his new leather shoes made enough sound, Naruto walked up towards the group before smiling and giving a bow.
"Morning Namikaze-sama's! I hope your morning was pleasant!" Cheered Naruto happily as he removed himself from a bow before walking past the group and towards the Livingroom table the whole family, and godfather, managed to meet up, before walking towards the kitchen table and placing his right hand down on it.
Moving his eyes towards the seated members, along with the still on the ground Jiraiya, Naruto gave the now confused family an eye smile.
"I have already cooked your breakfast for you. Please enjoy ~!" Cheered Naruto once more, mentally laughing at the confused looks before he sent a small pulse of chakra onto the kitchen bench, where a large amount of small seals appeared in a white glowing fashion before causing a small clump of smoke pools to appear.
Waving his hand slightly, Naruto showed the family the silverware on the kitchen table, which happened to be a couple of restaurant quality cloche's with lids on them, before using his control over wind release to move it over towards the now sitting family, whose faces still shown confusion and surprise, before using his control over wind to lift up the lips of the cloche's, showing a large variety of different foods sitting on the table, with ramen being probably the most common out of the bunch.
Still standing behind the kitchen table, Naruto gave a grin as he stretched his arms out onto the kitchen table as his own set of eyes gazed around the family's looks of shock aimed directly at him.
"So, having a variety of different foods there, you must be wondering why there is ramen of all things there. Well, due to having two ramen lovers, myself included living with each other, I have developed my own variety of ramen, which is not only delicious, but also extremely healthy to the human body… So… enjoy my cooking." Spoke Naruto, a happy tone being used throughout the whole small speech.
Continuing to watch as the family continued to stare between himself and the food, Naruto continued to hold his easy going grin on his face, before slightly gaining a happy eye squint as he watched Mito slowly grab a bowl of ramen and move it closer towards herself.
The family went silent as they watched the small red head girl snap her two chopsticks apart before slowly twirling the two thin wooden sticks within the bowl.
During this, Naruto continued to grin as he watched Mito slowly lift up her chopsticks, showing the sleek and shining noodles bathed within the liquid broth being held within the air slightly… Before being moved towards the violet eyed girls mouth…
Where she then placed the noodles within her mouth… And then suddenly threw the rest of the noodles hanging outside of her mouth in before quickly chewing on the noodles and swallowing…
Closing her eyes… Mito looked down towards the ramen for a few moments before looking up towards Naruto, a serious shine within her violet eyes…
"Naruto-san…" Muttered Mito, her tone serious and cold as she held her serious gaze against Naruto's grinning one.
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"MARRY ME!" Screamed the girl as she got out of her seat and ran towards Naruto before jumping over the kitchen table and onto him, sending the two onto the ground with Mito clinging onto Naruto's body.
Raising her head up from Naruto's chest, the crimson haired girl gave Naruto the largest set of "puppy eyes" he had ever seen, aside from Satsuki when he originally created the dish, before letting out a whimper.
"If I marry you, you'll cook me ramen right? Please Naruto-kun! You are the prophecies child of the ramen kami!" Whimpered the girl, causing Naruto to chuckle slightly before raising a single hand up to her head and giving the girl a small gentle pat on the top of her head.
"Who knows…? But you should probably eat the ramen before Kasumi and Kushina do, who knows what they will do with the rest? But I doubt they would leave you with any." Replied Naruto, causing the red head to widen her eyes before she quickly jumped off Naruto and ran towards the table, where the sight of Kasumi and Kushina met her eyes with the two of them stuffing the ramen bowls they hand down their throats.
While Minato and jiraiya weren't having a bit of the ramen, they were shovelling food down their own throats as well.
Hearing the sounds of crunching and slurping, Naruto pushed himself up slightly before straightening his butler attire out before summoning a camera within his left hand.
Using his Yin release to cover said hand, and camera, Naruto gave a grin as he lifted his left hand up towards his head, where he made it seem like he was scratching his head, before taking multiple photos of the rushing family.
"Phase 2 – Blackmail… MUHAHAHAHA!" Laughed Naruto internally, causing the residing bijuu there, which happened to be only Kurama, to sweat drop slightly before shaking his head and laying down before continuing to watch the events through Naruto's eyes.
Moving his left hand down and sealing his camera, Naruto continued to watch the eating family with an evil grin on his face.
"That's right… Keep eating the food… I seriously can't wait till you start talking… Satsuki and Sasame have told me the food I make is so that good that it's like a truth serum… Oh this is going to be fun…" Thought Naruto evilly as he watched the food supplies slowly run out, mostly due to the seals on the bottom of the cloche's continuing to refill themselves once they become empty.
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"Please! It's all I know! I swear!" Screamed out a man as he was gasping for breath, his eyes staring down towards the crimson coloured eyes of his attacker.
Gripping the throat in his black gloved hand even tighter, Naruto narrowed his crimson eyes, causing them to shine ever so slightly within the darkness of the room he was within.
"You have more… Tell me before I get bored of you…" Muttered out Naruto in a bored tone, causing the man to shiver a bit more before shaking his head in pure fear.
"P-PLEASE! I HAVE A FAMILY! LET ME GO!" Screamed the man, tears beginning to drip down his face as Naruto stood silent for a few moments… Before tightening his grasp even further.
"… That… Is a low blow scum… Never… And never lie about having a family…." Muttered Naruto as he sent a potent blast of electricity through the man's body, causing the man to shriek in pure pain as his body spazzemed within Naruto's grasp.
"PLEASE! PLEASE KAMI SAVE ME!" Shouted the man in a hysteric voice as he felt lightning rush through his body.
Naruto simply watched this with a blank gaze as the man continued to scream his plea's out towards the celling in an attempt for a kami to appear and smite the "devil" holding him.
And that pissed Naruto off as his crimson eyes gave out a shine within the darkness as the memories of the man ran throughout his mind from his link of Ninshu. However, the reason why Naruto was so sure that the bastard in his grasp had more information was due to a very large gap within his memories, which would usually mean that if there was information there it would have been forgotten, but considering that the man still knew something about Akatsuki in the first place, it meant that it was a defensive measure the man had.
Growing tired off the man's screams, Naruto threw his left hand wide, sending the screaming man smashing through the wall before slowly following the still screaming man.
Walking into what appeared to be a morgue with multiple tubes within two walls, most likely holding corpses of dead missing ninja's, or rather anyone with a bounty on them, Naruto walked up towards the man before leaning down and taking a hold of his throat once more.
Lifting him up off the ground once more, Naruto gave the man another glare.
"Akatsuki. Information. Now." Spoke Naruto as he simply choked the man once more.
"Have I ever told you that I really like your style?" Asked Kurama, causing Naruto to simply shake his head internally.
"Yes. Yes you have. And I have a feeling that Shukaku would also." Returned Naruto as he kept his crimson eyes baring down at the bounty collector within his hand.
Chuckling slightly, Kurama continued to lay down on his pillow with a grin.
"So, was it really necessary that you had your clone protecting my two jinchuuriki as their butler? For all I care, they could simply die in a hole. Even if I were needed to be contained, you would be a fine jinchuuriki who I could work with." Replied Kurama, causing Naruto to shake his head with a small smile.
"Glad to know that you care Kurama. Your' an awesome bastard yourself… But I would prefer not being a jinchuuriki. You know how I am about using any power that ain't my own. Besides… While I don't exactly express it, I am thankful for the hokage allowing me to continue being a ninja even when my teammates left. It should have been an easy decision to place me on the reserves while also returning Yamato-sensei back into his anbu position, but he didn't. For that, I thank him… And his daughters aren't that bad as well. They are actually pretty entertaining… And as for Kushina-sama? Well… Red-heads like her and Mito are really fun to be around as my clone is proving." Returned Naruto, causing the massive tailed beast to chuckle slightly.
"Oh? Is that so Naru-chan? To me it sounds like you may like the girls! Didn't know a brat like you had a set." Purred out another voice, causing Naruto to simply chuckle slightly.
"Oh, don't worry about what I got. Besides, you can't even get laid, or even feel how it is to get laid since Yugi-chan's seal prevents it. Then there is the whole "no sex parts" which really doesn't help out with a bijuu romantic life and all… Seriously, I feel sorry for a horny pussy like you. While you are a female based creature, due to your voice and personality, you don't have any woman parts with it." Chuckled out Naruto, causing the two tailed cat to become silent in irritation.
Returning his focus back onto the man in his grasp, Naruto released a small sigh.
"Well then… Guess you won't mind me feeding you one of your own eyes then." Droned out Naruto in a bored tone as he slowly lifted his right hand up towards the man's face, causing him to fall silent in pure terror.
"I TOLD YOU I KNOW NOTH- ARG!" Suddenly, the man screamed as Naruto viciously ripped out the man's left eye with his thumb and his fore and middle fingers.
Taking a quick glance at the appendage in his grasp, Naruto slammed his forehead against the man's nose, causing a massive crack to be heard, soon followed by a scream, which was then also followed by the sound of a covered mouth trying to scream.
While watching the man taste his own eyeball within his grasp, Naruto internally felt sick at what he was doing, before his mind had a brief flash of the man's memories and how he would use similar tactics against innocent people who had crossed his path by sheer accident and unluckiness.
"Once again. Love your style. Reprehend via past misdoings and torture." Spoke out Kurama, causing Naruto to nod his head internally.
"Treat others how you wish to be treated. Treat them like trash… Die like the trash thou was." Monologue Naruto internally before using his right hand to hover over the man's remaining eye.
"Talk. You have exactly 10 seconds before I rip the other one out and then shove it into your mouth. And if you don't talk after that? Well, I did want to see how you would react to your intestines being pulled from your gut." Replied Naruto in a blank tone, causing the man to have tears drip down from both his remaining and now missing shut eye.
"Please… What have I done…?" Begged the man silently, only causing Naruto to simply stay silent for a moment… Before ripping the other eye out of the man's head, erupting another scream as Naruto held the eye within his fingers.
Lowering his right hand down slightly and slamming the now completely blind man against the wall that didn't have any bodies sitting within them, Naruto growled.
"192 Hits against civilians, 29 against shinobi… And against 2 different children… Your children that a couple of woman you raped decided to have… You then proceeded to torture those woman, along with a few others using the same tactics I am using against you… So… Don't… EVER… TRY DRAW EMPATHY FROM ME YOU SACK OF INHUMANE SHIT!" Growled Naruto as he crushed the eyeball within his fingers before sending wind chakra into his previously mentioned fingers.
The man in his grasp was once again crying and screaming for help. His voice seemingly causing Naruto to increase the amount of wind chakra being collected within his fingers.
Clenching his fist once more, crushing the man's throat enough to shut him up, Naruto lifted his right hand, which was now enveloped in a seemingly white energy, being surrounded by flickers of green, before holding it up to the man's stomach, just around the area where his intestines were.
"I will heal your throat. If you don't talk when I do so, I will create an opening for me to rip your small intestines out into the open. Got it?" Asked Naruto, causing the man to hesitate a few moments before nodding slowly.
Sending a small, miniscule amount of medical chakra into the man's throat, Naruto watched as the man swallowed a lump of saliva before openings his mouth…
And screamed.
"KAKAZU! HELP ME!" Screamed the man, causing Naruto to mentally blanch for a second before an explosion was felt from behind him.
Turning his head over towards the explosion's origins, Naruto gave out a savage grin beneath his facemask as the sight of two men appeared in his vision.
Returning his attention towards the man in his grasp, Naruto sent another burst of medical chakra towards the man once again, causing the once empty shut eye socket to suddenly become filled, which the man being held also felt as he snapped open a single eye in pure shock.
But, like before, Naruto crushed his throat in his grasp.
"Thank you for your services… Know that you just had given me two fresh leads to follow… And for that, I give you one of your eyes back… To watch the battle before I kill you…" Murmured Naruto next to the guy's ear before dropping him down onto the floor, where a small seal appeared beneath the man, locking him in place.
Turning his body towards the two Akatsuki members, Naruto stretched his neck for a moment before resting his hands on his hips.
"Hello. Would you now tell me why there are rumours of Akatsuki still being in action after I offed the supposed leader?" Asked Naruto as he stood there, causing the two to glance towards each other, before the silverette of the group gave out a savage grin as he looked towards his partner.
"Hey Kakazu… Isn't that the brat leader-sama wants dead? What's his face…. Oh right! Naruto Hayabusa right?" Asked Hidan, gaining a nod from Kakazu as he kept his eyes focused on Naruto before glancing down towards the one eyed bounty collector before returning them towards the all black Naruto.
"… Zangei was most likely my most favourite bounty collector… Business with him was always less of a hassle and he always gave me all the money… And considering what you appeared to have done to him, it seems he will be spending a while in a hospital… For that, you have reduced the amount of money I will be able to gain from bounty hunting…" Spoke the man slowly before giving Naruto a rather intense glare before relaxing and looking at Hidan.
"Don't lower your guard Hidan… This brat was able to combat Nagato-sama with his puppet forms… Which were still stronger than us in the physical sense that they could still combat us and defeat us… But accounting our uniqueness… We should be able to survive where his puppets couldn't." Spoke out Kakazu, causing Hidan to grin before pulling his large scythe from his back and pointing it towards Naruto.
"Hey! You hear that teme! The leader put a hit on you. Dead or alive, and I'm feeling a bit stabby today since I haven't sacrificed anything to Jashin-sama in a while! So please die!" Screamed the man as he charged forwards, causing Naruto to feel the burn of the limiter seal on his chest before grinning beneath his face mask for a moment before killing his emotions as he watched the crazed silver haired man charged at him.
As this happened, Kakazu simply stood there with his arms crossed as he watched Naruto with a keen eye.
Gaining a crazed glint within his eye, Hidan lifted his scythe over his head before bringing it down directly at Naruto, who, simply stared at the incoming scythe with a blank look… Before simply catching the tri-bladed scythe by the largest blade, causing Hidan to stop his descent, before suddenly being flung by Naruto out of the building and past Kakazu, who widened his eyes briefly…
Before they widened completely by the sight of a katana wielding Naruto ramming him through his heart appeared in his vision before being suddenly flung backwards towards his partner Hidan, who had been smashed through a wooden electric poll, causing the surrounding one's wires to fall onto the ground.
Walking out from the bounty collection agency, Naruto stood in front of the massive hole in the wall before flicking his katana blade to the right slightly before glaring down towards the Akatsuki members, who were now standing beside each other once again.
"… Ikuzo…"
And that is the end of the chapter. So yeah, just because Naruto is back as a konoha shinobi, doesn't mean that he isn't going to be doing his own hidden things behind the scene. As for why he was out of the village and after Akatsuki, considering that he "killed" the leader, Naruto simply had his summons check for more information regarding the group before deciding to gather more info himself.
Anyway, next chapter will be him fighting the two and all. Later.