Ask Stevethyst
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"Hey everyone! Bubble boy here" Steven says.
"Amy is in the house" Amethyst says.
"Nicholas, we have never tried anything like that, but that wouldn't hurt" Steven says.
"It would definitely hurt me, and do want to see me hurt?" Amethyst asks.
"No" Steven says.
"Good! Then I don't get why you want to know the size of my boobs, but it's E size/95 cm and never ask about this again" Amethyst says.
"Smoky Quartz is actually very strong when we put our minds to it, even stronger than Sugilite, strength is in endurance and not in brute force, always remember that" Steven says.
"Hey Emilee Hill, we got married a few months ago, that's why we said we were planning on having a gemling, to be truthful I'm actually pregnant right now, just 4 to go" Amethyst says.
"I'm freaking out, I don't even know if I'm ready to be a father, but I'm determined to be the best Dad in the world" Steven says.
"Blood Diamond I feel your a pain in ass for almost insulting Steven, and I feel great fusing with Steven, and I feel much better protected by him whenever we fuse" Amethyst says.
"It's not like can't pull pranks, but it Amethysts thing so I don't disturb her about it. Hey Amy, you've got to pour a life time supply of bubble bath soap in Pearl's room!" Steven says.
"What about the baby?" Amethyst asks.
"Then keep some, but pour enough that would drive Pearl crazy before she gets back" Steven says.
"Sorry we couldn't pour all, but we need to think about the baby" Amethyst says getting to work.
Amethyst goes to her room, jumps into the puddle that takes her to the highest fountain, transforms into a plane and pours down the bubble bath soap into all the fountains causing them to get foamy, quickly gets out and joins Steven. Just as Pearl and Garnet arrive in the nick of time, Garnet goes to the burning room to sort out stuff, while Pearl opens her door, enters the room and then she slips by just one step and starts falling towards the burning room, therefore causing her to yell.
"Amethyst! I fucking hate you!" Pearl yells while the couple are laughing.
"That never gets old" Amethyst says wiping away a tear.
"Yeah" Steven says.
"Woah! That took a lot of energy" Amethyst says feeling very tired.
"Sorry, I think Amy should lay off the pranks for now because of the pregnancy" Steven says placing his hand on her belly and feeling the child kick, making them giggle.
"She must love it in here, I just know she'll be beautiful" Amethyst says.
"I know she will, hey wants to know what to name our child, I'm thinking something more pink related" Steven says.
"No way! It should be something more purple related" Amethyst says.
"Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who names the child" Steven says.
"Yeah! Rock! Paper! Scissors! Shoot!" Amethyst says drawing Scissors, while Steven pulls out Paper.
"No fair! I wanted to name her" Steven says as Garnet walks out of her room.
"And I choose..." Amethyst says thinking until Garnet breaks the ice.
"Her name is Emily Amethyst Universe" Garnet says.
"You destroyed the moment, stop it with your future vision" Amethyst says pissed off a little bit.
"Okay, next time you want to know your next child's name, don't come to me" Garnet says.
"Your kidding right?! Garnet the joker, right?!" Steven asks as Garnet leaves.
"I think I need to work on my emotions" Amethyst says.
"Yeah, big time honey" Steven says.
"It's not like you don't get out of hand" Amethyst says.
"Okay I can get out of hand, but I think we're done here, so see you guys later" Steven says.
"Same here" Amethyst says.
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