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1: Is Anko alive?
A: Yes. However, note that she wasn't all that important in this story as she was simply a sensei, although I already know how her character is being used currently, so don't worry, Anko will make an appearance later on in the story.
2: Does this mean that Asuma won't die?
A: Maybe, who knows?
3: Would Naruto's regeneration be considered a "bloodline" and be legitimate for the CRA?
A: Like I have already described, the regeneration isn't exactly a "bloodline" as its simply Naruto's body having created a separate Yin-Yang energy pool that appeared within Naruto at the age of when he was tortured, thus giving him a faster healing rate. One of which is still growing and strengthening. However, to anyone other than Naruto, who can still teach how to gain a similar regenerative ability, it would look like a bloodline, and thus make him legitimate for the CRA, which is over used, but a simple way to introduce a harem.
"Speaking"
"Thinking"
"Summons/ bijuu speaking"
"Summons/ bijuu thinking"
"Fire style: Great fireball technique"
"GAAHHHH! FUCK THAT HURTS SO BAD!" Screamed out a voice as it stood in place while looking down towards its chest, where the sight of a large fist size hole sat.
"Hidan. I told you, don't underestimate him." Muttered the screaming man's partner as he stood beside the crazy silver haired man, who was glaring hatefully at the rather lazily standing Naruto, who was now playing around with a still beating and bleeding heart.
Flicking the heart a bit into the air, Naruto gave the two Akatsuki members in front of him a rather dull glare before simply catching the heart he had ripped straight from Hidan's body before giving the two men brief glance.
"You know… For Akatsuki members… You're quite… Bad…" Spoke out Naruto as he gripped onto Hidan's heart before clenching his fist, causing the once whole heart to simply explode in his grasp, with multiple pieces being sent all around the floor. Much to the silverette annoyance as he lifted his scythe onto his shoulder.
"Oh really?! Well good luck trying to kill us you fucker!" Shouted the man as he charged directly at Naruto, who simply held his katana at his side… Before dashing past Hidan, straight towards Kakuzu, who widened his eyes for a split second before he quickly threw his arm up to intercept Naruto's sword, which, had stopped itself in place as the sword couldn't even make a tiny scratch on the man's arm.
It wasn't the same for the cloak however as the fabric was showing a nice clean slice… The same being said for the spot Naruto attempted to stab on the man previously, only for his sword to not do anything but thrust the man away.
Narrowing his eyes for a split second, Naruto used his Yin release to make his sword Phase through the man's arm, much to the utter shock the man held, before Encasing his katana with pure wind chakra, which was sent sailing straight towards the man's left shoulder, where it was soon to be expected to slice through the man near instantly.
However, before Naruto could follow through with the idea, he suddenly felt a quick surge of pain at the base of his neck, before he quickly phased his body entirely, so that the sudden scythe that was lobbed at him went easily through him before smacking itself against Kakuzu, who jumped a small distance away before going through handsigns.
"Fire style: Intelligent hard work!" Shouted the man through his mouth piece before blowing out a small fireball that was sent hurling towards Naruto's form.
Seeing the fireball, Naruto deducted the amount of chakra used into the jutsu was far too large to simply create such a tiny ball, so, Naruto back flipped away, dodging a charging Hidan, who looked head on towards the attack before glaring up at his "partner" Kakuzu.
"FUCK YOU KAKUZU!" Screamed Hidan as the fireball hit Hidan directly in the face before exploding and expanding into a wide-spread fire attack.
Glad he dodged the attack, Naruto gripped his left hand before sending pure lightning chakra into the centre, where a dark ball began to form with sparks and flickers of white surrounding the ball.
Pooling his lightning release chakra into his palm, Naruto gave the now descending Kakuzu a glare before flinging his right arm back.
"Lightning style: Screams of the thunder god!" Shouted Naruto as he threw his katana blade at Kakuzu, who simply went to catch it with his bare hands.
However, this happened to be a mistake as Naruto suddenly appeared where his sword was via a glowing seal on the handle of the blade.
"RAHH!" Screamed Naruto as he threw his left palm towards Kakuzu's chest, where the sound of thunder rocked the area, sending the surrounding tree's dangerously pushed back as the black ball in Naruto's hand was tearing apart Kakuzu's stomach, along with any internal organs there where.
But, that wasn't the end as Naruto used a sudden burst of Yang energy to push himself away from Kakuzu, where the sounds of thunder rocked the area once more… However, this time the thunder came from the sky as the dark lightning sphere was wedged inside of Kakuzu's stomach, where the Kirigakure shinobi attempted to rip out the technique from his form, only to spazzam as more than billions of volts erupted through his body.
BOOM!
The sound of thunder once more was heard, however, unlike before. The thunder wasn't alone as dozens of bolts of pure lightning travelled down to the earth… Where they then struck the same target over and over again.
During this, Kakuzu hadn't made a sound as his body was being pelted by pure lightning that was raining down from the sky.
Naruto, during this, had focused his attention towards the shocked Hidan who was too busy admiring the technique to notice Naruto's descending form.
It was because of this that Hidan didn't notice a blade slice his head clean off his body.
Watching as the thunderstorm slow itself down, Naruto let out a small crimson glare towards his two opponents, well, rather former ones, before walking back towards the building where the now one eyed bastard was still sitting.
That was of course before he felt himself get a spear of lightning blitz through his chest, which now had a fist sized hole in it.
"Hahaha! This is the guy leader-sama lost to? What a joke!" Laughed a voice behind Naruto, causing the teen to widen his eyes as he turned his head slightly to his left, where the head of the silver haired ninja was laughing on the floor.
"Hn… Either way, I'm pretty sure leader-sama will give us a reward or something for this guy's head." Spoke another voice, causing Naruto to tear his eyes away the laughing beheaded silverette towards a man now standing where his thunderstorm was, Naruto couldn't help but blink in pure shock as he felt some blood pool within his cheeks before spilling from his lips and onto his black mask, which now had visible blood stains drenched into the lower face mask he wore.
"H-how?" Questioned Naruto as he looked towards a still standing Kakuzu who was now glaring towards Naruto's still standing form.
"… You took out three of my hearts with that jutsu of yours… I guess your heart will be a good replacement for the ones I've lost… But first… I'm going to torture you for a bit till you die." Spoke the man as he moved towards Naruto, causing the silver haired man to snicker on the floor as it moved its eyes over towards Naruto with an insane grin residing upon its face.
"Nighty night "Devil" see ya in hell!" Screamed the Jashin-ist with a large grin on his face as his head was now propped upright so that he could see Kakuzu rip Naruto's heart out from his body like the teen had done to him.
Gritting his teeth, Naruto watched as the Akatsuki member, who was now draped in a damaged Akatsuki cloak with his headband missing, showing somewhat long black hair, walk towards him with a serious expression still riding upon his face as he moved.
Having his knee's buckle, Naruto dropped down onto stomach before attempting to crawl away from the man, the hole in his body still visible along with the blood pooling from the wound.
As Naruto crawled, Kakuzu followed with an expression of ease as he watched the teen struggle to survive.
"This was too easy- GAHHH!" Suddenly, the man screamed as a blood red circle beneath his feet lit up and travelled up his body before locking him in place.
Grinning from his "downed" form, Naruto stood up easily before brushing his clothes off of the dust, before turning around and greeting Kakuzu with a cheeky grin, not that the man could see due to the mask.
Getting rid of his grin, the teen walked up towards the Akatsuki man before shoving his fist through the man's gut until he felt the tall tale signs of wind brushing against his fingers.
Giving the taller man a glare with his crimson eyes, Naruto harshly ripped out his arm, showing Kakuzu's blood staining his long sleeve shirt.
Keeping his eyes on Kakuzu, Naruto couldn't help but smirk as he saw the unanswered question that had run through Kakuzu's eyes.
"Why hadn't your other "heart" attack me once I had turned my face towards you? Simple, the fuinjutsu seal you got imprinted on you… Basically cuts off any and all chakra of the user, even if they have chakra that is externally out. Meaning, if you were using a jutsu and I had the seal on you, your jutsu would instantly cut itself off, leaving nothing of its existence." Replied Naruto as he briefly glanced backwards where he came upon the sight of a single blue coloured mask laying on the floor with blood pooling from underneath it.
Grinning, Naruto looked down towards his feet before using his right foot to flick his katana blade up into the air, where he then proceeded to backhand the blade directly towards the heart where it cleanly pierced the mask and heart beneath it before digging itself down into the soil bellow.
Returning his attention back towards the man, Naruto let his body release itself from its tense positioning before a sudden "weight" seemed to befall Kakuzu, who couldn't move a single part of his body.
Looking down slightly towards Naruto's eyes, Kakuzu looked on in shock as the sight of crimson eyes bore into his mind, taking whatever he wanted at his leisure, leaving Kakuzu aware of the foreign presence but not being able to do anything.
"Hey bastard! Stop eye raping my partner you sack of shit!" Screamed Hidan as he watched Naruto gaze into Kakuzu's eyes for a few moments, before glancing over towards him, where he felt his mind also probed at.
"GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!" Screamed Hidan as he felt his mind crumble at the sight of a set of crimson eyes boring into his skull.
As he was screaming Hidan's mind briefly flashed back towards Deidara's hatred towards Itachi and his genjutsu, something he himself originally laughed at. Now however? If this was truly just a regular genjutsu, he completely agreed that the genjutsu Itachi Uchiha could produce to be a literal hell.
Grinning darkly behind his mask, Naruto enhanced the amount of Yin energy he fused with his chakra to enter their mind, causing the white haired head of a man to scream even louder as Naruto ripped apart all the man was from his very core.
Removing his gaze from Hidan, Naruto turned his head back towards the now openly pissing himself man who he had captured, before walking over towards him as the knowledge of Akatsuki sank into his head from both Kakuzu and Hidan, or at least parts that weren't somehow blocked.
Standing in front of the man, Naruto sent a snapping kick to the man's head, sending him straight onto the cold floor before pushing his foot down on the man's neck.
"Now… I got dumb and dumber over there's knowledge on Akatsuki… And since Kakuzu is your main contract, I believe… You aren't needed anymore…" Growled out Naruto slowly as he watched the fear in the man's single eye widen itself… Before he felt the pressure of Naruto's sandal force itself down on his neck.
And in a brief few seconds, Naruto crushed the man's throat, letting him choke out as he attempted to gasp in as much air as he could in a vain attempt to live.
Staring down towards the man's now near dead and gasping body, Naruto shut his eyes for a moment before sucking in a rather small breath of air before looking up towards the celling where his mind flashed over all the tortured, hurt and dead people the scum bellow him had hurt before letting out a single breath.
"I hope you all find peace wherever you all are. Know that the one who tortured you is finally shoved into the ground and on his way to hell… I regret… Not being around to save anyone of you…" Muttered Naruto in a dead tone as his mind briefly flashed over towards two people, one being a fearful mother, and a single child, who was simply staring at him with a look of curiosity that all children exhibit whenever they come into contact with something new.
Letting his eyes wander down towards the corpse bellow him, Naruto's crimson eyes shone for a moment.
"A mother and her son… Dead… Dead by your hand… After you found out Kiachi-san decided to keep the child you have created within her nine-months prior to little Zuka's birth… And for what? Was there a reason… No… I've went into your head… You did it… For no reason whatsoever… You just killed them… Because you knew the mother…" Muttered Naruto darkly as he stared at the corpse below him… Before lowering his face mask down and spitting a small condensed ball of fire out onto the man's forehead, which then began to light up after having burned through the forehead.
Lifting his mask up once more, Naruto turned himself around before walking towards Kakuzu with his blade now in his hand once more.
Flicking his katana slightly, Naruto's crimson eyes bore at Kakuzu's frame once more… Before a sudden white sheet of chakra surrounded Naruto's blade.
Giving the man a rather bored look, Naruto lifted his head up towards the sky once more.
"You know… For someone who's had hundreds of years of knowledge and possible training… You sure were… Idiotic in regards to me… You're sheer idiocy at announcing yourselves with an explosion, in which revealed both you and your partner to me, but not only that… You didn't even realise this entire time…" Muttered Naruto with a blank voice as he returned his head back towards Kakuzu's silent figure before lifting his right arm up into the air, where his silver blade glistened from the sun's shine, Naruto gave the Akatsuki member a hard glare.
"That I had a genjutsu easing you into being no more than a cocky rookie genin." Muttered Naruto as he brought his blade down, separating Kakuzu's wide eyed head from his body, before slicing the missing ninja's head in half, causing two separate pieces of the man's head to drop down onto the floor, where the man's twitching body now resided.
Staring down at the dead form for a single moment, Naruto let out a rather small sigh before turning around… And coming face to face with a suddenly red world with a secondary colour of black making out the objects of the world.
Moving his eyes down towards his own hands, Naruto could only blink in shock as his body was constructed of either a white or black colour.
"It's… Amusing how one such as the likes of you would comment about lowering your guard… Naruto-san…" Spoke a voice behind him. Turning around, Naruto suddenly widened his eyes as he felt a sword slash through him.
Taking a look down, Naruto widened his still crimson eyes as a black blade simply sat there, stabbed through his gut which was now profoundly spewing from his new wound.
Attempting to move his arms to pull the sword out, Naruto once again widened his crimson eyes as he felt a resistance at his wrists, taking a look, Naruto saw a tightly wrapped set of chains and cuffs tied around his arms… Which were stretched out on what looked like a T shaped cross.
"It's hopeless… You are in the world of Tsukuyomi…" Spoke a rather calm tone once more, causing Naruto shift his attention towards the owner of the voice.
And like a thief in the night being caught, Naruto stiffened as he gazed into a set of crimson eyes with a tri-curved bladed kunai design.
"M-mangekyou…" Muttered Naruto as he looked at the face of his captor, that being the legendary Itachi Uchiha, the S-rank criminal who had killed a majority of his clan during his chunin exams.
"I-Itachi… What the hell…" Muttered Naruto as he suddenly watched as a katana appeared in the man's hand, of which was soon imbedded into his heart where he let out a gasp of pain due to the blade piercing his body.
Continuing to give Naruto a rather calm look, the Uchiha simply summoned another katana within his grasp before stabbing it into Naruto, who simply grit his teeth.
"So you know what the mangekyou is Naruto-kun? Interesting… But I guess you only know about it due to your connection with Satsuki and Sasame I believe… Either way… Nagato-sama has ordered your capture and within the next few minutes he will have you in his grasp. Farewell Hayabusa…" Muttered Itachi as he stabbed another katana blade through Naruto's head, causing the teen to black out.
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"… What happened…?"
"…. Where am I…?"
"Nagato… He's awake…"
"Good… stab him into the wall, have it so he can clearly see us… I want to see the fear he has within his eyes as we kill him for destroying Yahiko's body."
"… Ok Nagato…"
"Ugh… Why does it feel like I'm being lifted up off the ground? Wait, what's that feeling on my wrist- GAHHH!" Screamed Naruto in pain, his mind, what was once hazy, suddenly snapped wide awake as he felt his wrists being pierced by two objects, one for each wrist.
Moving his head around, Naruto came upon the sight of a blue haired woman with amber eyes staring at him with a rather small hate filled glare, along with a red haired man, who was standing beside the woman with his arms crossed.
Seeing this, Naruto let out a grin.
"Oh! Would you look at that! There is a member of the Akatsuki that's a woman! Dam… I kinda feel bad for you, you know, since you're in such a large sausage fest and all…" Spoke Naruto, directing his condolence to the blue haired woman, who simply narrowed her eyes slightly.
"… For one who is about to die… You sure are confident." Spoke the woman, drawing the attention of Naruto once more as he simply gave her a wink.
"Oh, trust me…" Spoke Naruto as he roamed his eyes over Konan's face.
"When I got to see such an angel like yourself, I'm sure there's a kami watching over me. Who knows, maybe this is his/her way of awarding me?" Replied Naruto as he sent the woman a wink… Before feeling the red haired man's fingers around his throat.
Glancing down with a smirk, since he was pinned up a bit higher than the man, Naruto let out a chuckle.
"Sorry, did I struck a nerve with you strawberry? Or is it tomato? I remember hearing that another Uzumaki I happen to know being called that during their time in the academy. Which do you prefer mister mic grabby hands?" Asked Naruto, taunting the man holding his throat with an easy going smile, causing the man's grip to tighten itself to a point that his hand was shaking.
Holding his head down for a few more moments, the man continued to be silent… Before lifting his head up and showing the awe-inspiring rinnegan in all of its indigo/violet glory.
Seeing this, Naruto let out a strained chuckle.
"Ohh… Pretty eyes you got there my friend. However, I think that certain contact lens you got there is going out of fashion with so many people having them. Don't you agree?" Asked Naruto as he made jabs against the man's all powerful eyes, of which caused the man to glare hatefully at him.
"… I must thank you Naruto… It was because of you… That my hatred has grown to a point… That I pushed myself into regaining the ability to use my legs… However… The cost for the ability to re-use my legs came at a cost… The cost being my best friend's body… Which you burned to nothing but dust and ash…" Muttered the man in a calm soft tone, causing Naruto to simply give the man a rather serious stare as he felt the man put more pressure on his throat.
"Let it be known… I'm not going to kill you now… But instead… When I get my hands on the yondaime's daughters… I will be sure to extract their tailed beasts from in front of you, making sure you watch as they scream and beg for death as I slowly tear the beast from their bodies… And then… After the two brats die… I'm going to have your friends Satsuki and Sasame… Strung up by their necks, with you being chained to a wall where you then watch as their dead and insignificant forms dangle from a single strand of rope around their necks... And then… After all that… When the world is under the control of Akatsuki… Only then will I let you die… After making sure to torture you to a point your mind snaps… Got it Hayabusa…" Growled out the man in a deathly tone, causing Naruto to simply give him a stare…
Before having his crimson eyes shine bright as the Naruto in his grasp turned intangible and walked through him before glancing towards his left, where a massive downpour of rain was seen, along with metal like buildings.
During this, Konan could only widen her eyes as she watched the previously captured man calmly walked around the room before finally glancing down at a set of papers.
Staking a good look at them for a few moments, Naruto turned his head back towards Nagato, who was now glaring hatefully at him, before looking away with a sigh.
"Seriously? You had spent a majority of the time away from our encounter making a single use teleporting fuinjutsu technique, which from what I can see is so full of holes and weak points, that it would take an absolute miracle to work, before attempting to not only tell me how you would kill the Yondaime hokage's daughters, but also two of my friends? Wow, who kicked you when you were one? Never mind that… I have other things to do, like convincing the hokage to send me and a few other's to stop… Who's this? Deidara and his partner Sasori? From capturing the one tailed jinchuuriki Garra, of whom is someone I know. As such, I'll make this brief." Spoke Naruto as he walked around the hidden rain's desk, before propping himself down.
"1. Stop using your Rinnegan's gravity release to hold yourself up and make it look like you are mobile." Spoke Naruto, holding up his forefinger towards Nagato, who narrowed his eyes at him.
"2. You aren't a genjutsu user. Don't even try that weak attempt to force me to drop my guard and drop onto the floor unconscious." Replied Naruto, holding his fore and middle finger up.
Finally, lifting up his third finger, Naruto propped his head up on his right hand's palm, before sighing.
"3… I know about your story… And I for one… Am sorry about how you were betrayed by Hanzo at the cost of… Yahiko was it? As such… I want to hear your side of the story, before giving you a gift…" Replied Naruto as he calmly sat at Nagato's desk.
The two members of Akatsuki widened their eyes before narrowing simultaneously before Nagato opened his mouth.
"How is it that you know of Hanzo betraying us?" Questioned Nagato as he glared at Naruto, who simply held his hands up above his head.
"Let's say… If you tell me your story, I'll let you know ok?" Replied Naruto, causing Nagato to narrow his eyes… Before agreeing.
"… Know that I will kill you…" Replied Nagato, letting out a sigh.
"We… Were a small group…-" "Yeah ok this is going exactly how it did the first time." Replied Naruto cutting Nagato off as he stood from his seat before pulling out a scroll from his pocket before throwing it towards Nagato, who caught it with a single swipe of his arm.
Stretching his body slightly, Naruto released a sigh.
"Make sure you are positive you are alone before opening that scroll… Wouldn't want any plants to pick out later on…" Spoke Naruto before walking towards the room's window.
However, just as he stood there, he watched the sight of a paper spear go straight through his stomach and out through his body before shattering the window in front of him into bits.
Turning his head over towards Konan, Naruto let out a wink.
"Oh, by the way… He's still interested in you." Replied Naruto with a grin before jumping off from the buildings window.
Moving to intercept him, Konan stuck her head out of the broken window before looking down, at which she saw nothing but air.
Glaring slightly, the blue haired woman turned around before walking towards Nagato, who was staring at a puff of smoke with a look of pure and unadulterated shock, before walking up to him and grasping his shoulder in a quick squeeze.
"Nagato? What's wrong?" Asked the woman as she glared directly at the smoke still lingering in the room, before suddenly it was blown away in a gust of wind, causing the blue haired woman to cover her eyes for a second.
"Geez… That Naruto… Is kinda cool…" Murmured a voice within the smoke, causing Konan to freeze up, before staring in shock at what appeared in front of her.
Sitting there, on the floor with a black cloak with a red zipper… Was a smiling and very much alive Yahiko, looking just as old as his pain puppet look-a-like.
Giving a smile, the orange haired man gave a small wave.
"Hey guys… Been busy?" Asked the spiky orange haired man as he let out a small chuckle as he sat on the floor with a gaping Konan and Nagato staring at him.
Tilting his head slightly, the man widened his grin.
"Ok. I know that I'm amazing and all, but this is getting embarrassing." Spoke Yahiko, letting out another chuckle as he stared at his two childhood friends.
"H-how…" Choked out Nagato, causing Yahiko to simply let out a small reserved smile before holding two fingers up.
"Two words… Naruto Hayabusa…"
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"… Good… that's one thing I don't have to worry about now… Yahiko should knock some sense into his baka friends… But they will still need to act under the guise of the leaders of Akatsuki… That is… Until I get rid of this "Madara Uchiha…" Either way. I need to get back now." Thought Naruto with a serious tone as he glanced down from his parched position on the recently destroyed bounty collection depot.
Stretching his neck slightly, Naruto glanced down towards his right hand before clenching it tightly.
"It won't be long before I take the Akatsuki down… But I still have to deal with Danzo before the old bastard does something to Kasumi, Mito and even Satsuki and Sasame… Either way, its time I return to konoha… After all… I've been gone for what? 8 hours?" Questioned Naruto as he glanced up towards the sky for a moment before shaking his head.
"Doesn't matter…" Muttered Naruto before disappearing in a burst of wind, causing the remains of the building to collapse to the ground, leaving nothing but a shattered building… And a now burning corpse held within.
(Yondaime's home)
"Kasumi-sama~ would you and Mito-sama like some muffins?" Asked Naruto with a large smile as he held out two separate muffins, one covered in berries and one covered in chocolate.
Watching the two muffin's in Naruto's hands with stalker like focus, the two looked at each other… Before looking at Naruto…
"MINE!" Screamed the girls, pouncing on Naruto in an attempt to grab the chocolate flavoured muffin.
And that is it for this chapter, hope you enjoyed it and I shall see you all later!