Ask Stevethyst
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"Hey everyone, Bubble Boy here!" Steven says.
"Purple puma in house" Amethyst says.
"Shhh! You'll wake Emily up" Steven whispers.
"Oh yeah, well we are officially parents" Amethyst says.
"And it is amazing, and now I have a new family" Steven says.
"Frankenstrike, if you wanna challenge me to a pizza eating contest, just stop cause I can eat up to 500 pizzas" Amethyst says with pride.
"She can do that, but she can't ear healthy for 5 seconds" Steven says with a sigh.
"Hey! I can eat, I'm just not used to the taste of that green stuff" Amethyst says irritated by the thought of her eating vegetables for her own health.
"Blood Diamond, she's not interested cause she's a Mom now, and you should try fusion cause it makes you feel much more better" Steven says.
"Emilee hill, Thanks for what you said and she'll go grow to be really strong" Amethyst says.
"Nicholas H. to be truthful Garnet took it well, but Pearl made it very difficult for the both of us" Steven says.
"Yeah, bitch couldn't take shit" Amethyst says then hearing Emily cry, so she runs to her and take care of her little angel.
"I can say that Amethyst is amazing in bed, but when she puts on her bunny costume, you'll feel like your in heaven" Steven says.
"Well I think Jasper can be a better person if she could just try, plus she's an earth made gem and she's just like me, just haa a lot of anger issues and she's thinks she's the best when there are others who are stronger than her" Amethyst says feeding Emily with a bottle.
"Yeah, she can be a good person... someday" Steven says.
"Hey Meez13rulez, I think I would go with Vadalia" Amethyst says.
"I think I would go with Garnet in particular, maybe a godmother time share, cause if we give Pearl a chance, God knows that Pearl's either gonna not care for her or would just kill my pwecious wittle baby" Steven says with a baby voice at the end.
"I'm acting 4ft tall, while Steven is 5.5ft tall so I'm not really behind on that" Amethyst says.
"Pearl has been like that for thousands of years, well she isn't stuck up when it comes to my Mom, she's always like 'Why are you so irresponsible' or 'Do think before do that', and it really pisses me off, especially when it comes to Amethyst and she knows her limits when it comes to my girl" Steven says.
"Awww! So you do care" Amethyst says kissing Steven's cheek making him blush.
"I always care, now can you let me hold my child?" Steven asks.
"No!" Amethyst says.
"She's my child" Steven says.
"But I went through the pain to bring her into this world" Amethyst says.
"Dammit! Fine! you can keep her" Steven says.
"More baby time for me" Amethyst says as Emily starts crying.
"Can I have her now?" Steven asks again.
"Yeah! It's even your turn to make her stop crying" Amethyst says giving Emily to Steven, and once he gets hold of his baby, she stops crying.
"Baby whisperer" Steven says.
"See you guys later!" Amethyst says.
"Bye" Steven says.
"Mama!" Emily says in a babyish way making Steven and Amethyst catch stars in their eyes.
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