A/N: Long overdue omake chapter. This was one of those chapters that we had no clue what to do for the Omake, then I made a comment about what we could do, and midnightfluff just went to town with it.
Shen flinched like he had been hit for a brief moment, "Zed is hanging out with a girl?"
Karma blinked for a moment, confused at his random question. "Y-yes? Why is that so odd? Surely there are females in the Order of Shadows?
"Yes, you see, we found out early on the Zed had a… special set of skills far beyond those of the ordinary shinobi."
"Really? What was it?"
"Zed has this innate ability to piss off a female in 10 words or less. It was terrifying to watch. He barely had to glance at a woman before he knew exactly what to say to anger her beyond reason. The fact that any woman has lasted long enough to be in ANY kind of relationship with him is astounding."
"Wow, is it just with women or can he do it with men as well?"
"He can do it with men but it usually take a little longer to anger them."
"Really?"
Yeah, about five minutes in his presence just about does any man in."
"How does he get anything done then if he continuously angers them?"
"Mostly through intimidation and brief commands."
"Pardon me if this is too personal but..how does he have an...intimate relationship with a woman if this is how he is?"
Shen bursts out laughing, "Zed having a REAL relationship with a woman!? That's hilarious! No, Zed doesn't do that, though now thinking back I'm not sure if it's by choice or because of his...skill."
"What about with a man?"
"Nope. As far as I'm aware, Zed has only tried dating once and that didn't turn out well for him, his girlfriend, or poor Kennen."
"Kennen?"
"Yeah, after Zed and Akali broke up, Kennen ended up as Akali's dress up doll. They only dated for a week, but with the way Akali acts you'd figure it was a lot longer. I'm not sure how she ended up dressing Kennen up though…"
"I...I see. And you did nothing to help him?"
"Do you know what's worse than a yordle being dressed up? A tall, muscular man such as myself being dressed up. It's every man for himself in that house."
"I did not need that image."
"No...no you didn't. Be grateful that it shall not become a reality as long as Kennen is sacrificed."