Ask Stevethyst
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"Hey everyone, it's Quartz Child!" Steven says.
"And Purple puma" Amethyst says.
"Let's get started" Steven says.
"Red The Pokémon Master, I'm 4ft. and Steven's 5ft. so like I said back then" Amethyst says.
"Pearl has been like that for so many years, well she's been like that ever since she lost Mom and her emotions are just getting really annoying" Steven says out of frustration.
"Tell me about" Amethyst says.
"We love Pokémon so much, we even got Peridot to make some improvements so we can let people watch the hologram version of the game" Steven said.
"He's over his head when it comes to the game because he's a level 46" Amethyst says.
"And she's just a level 39" Steven says.
"All level difference's aside, we love the game" Amethyst says.
"Sharon Grey, that is a personal question, sorry we can't answer that" Steven says.
"It was funny, Steven's too embarrassed to tell you" Amethyst says laugh.
"No I'm not" Steven says.
"Going into labor isn't easy, it was so painful and so annoying, it took hours before Emily could come out, she was being a little bit difficult coming out, it's like she wanted to be there and when it came to Steven, he was rolling on the floor and shouting so loud I could hear him over the pain, but when she was finally out if there, that's when Steven topped it off by fainting when he heard Emily was finally out" Amethyst narrates.
"I don't remember that day like that" Steven says.
"Cause you didn't eat for that day" Amethyst says.
"Good for you Blood Diamond, I called myself a Baby whisperer" Steven says.
"It's normal, I'm sure that gems are mostly female gender cause we have bodies of female's, I hope that answered your question" Amethyst says hearing music from Emily's room.
"Fuck with us and now we tweaking ho! run up on that nigga get the squeezing ho!" Bobby Shmurda sings on Emily's phone.
"Young lady, that better not be Bobby Shmurda I'm hearing" Steven says.
"No Dad, Oh My God!" Emily says falling from her bed.
"Are you okay dear?!" Amethyst says.
"I'm okay" Emily says.
"Stop listening to him, listen to people like Drake, Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, Dessigner, not to that one hit wonder and he's dead now" Steven says.
"Thanks Dad" Emily says.
"Are you trying to destroy this child for me?!" Amethyst asks angrily.
"It's a free world babe" Steven says getting a hot slap across his face from Amethyst.
"Emily, if you play that music uncensored, your going to be in serious trouble" Amethyst says.
"No grounding, I'm getting all the censored versions of the songs I have" Emily says going to her laptop.
"You didn't have to slap me" Steven says rubbing his cheek.
"Next time, think twice" Amethyst says.
"I think we should be done here, what do you say if we just hit it a little" Steven says winking at Amethyst.
"No love for you right now" Amethyst says.
"Bye guys, I'm not gonna take no for an answer" Steven says.
"Keep on dreaming" Amethyst says leaving.
"If you dare me to slam that ass, I will definitely do that" Steven says.
"I heard that!" Amethyst says.
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