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Irelia seemed to fidget in her seat, uncomfortably.
"Well...It seems that Syndra actually is kind of in love with me. I'm not sure if it's love or not, or if I've been reciprocating it. I don't even know how I feel on the matter, I mean she's not that bad. I know that you need these reports, but I feel like if I keep doing it any longer that it's going to damage our relationship, and I don't want to lose her as friend. Girlfriend. I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!" At some point Irelia had jumped out of her chair, and was now grasping the edge of Karma's desk as she was heaving heavily from her rant.
Karma, taken aback, now remembered The Dark Sovereign's parting message.
The house. As in The Dark Sovereign and Irelia, Captain of the Guard, LIVING together. In the same house. Together….Together...Together..
"That's it I'm done. "
"Huh?"
"I'm not putting up with this crazy anymore, Irelia YOU get my job now. I'm going on vacation. Don't bother stopping me, I'll see you when the world makes sense again and I don't have to deal with mountains of paperwork… so maybe summer? Probably not."
Karma jumps from her desk and begins to gather her personal items into a bag. As soon as she's done she leaves her office, with a dazed Irelia still in her seat.
"What just happened? I think that means I'm an elder now." Irelia sat in silence for a minute before her words sunk in. "...Ah crap what am I going to tell Syndra!?"