"We can't release this video! Please don't record this video!"

Tobio could be seen on the side, bowing. His voice was laced with panic and desperation. Tadashi could also be seen behind him.

"We shouldn't even start this! Everyone already knows who Kei hyung is. He's the most popular member, why should we have to make an introduction video?!"

Kei ignored the two, walking right past them and casually seating himself on the couch. He lifted his hand in a small wave. Despite his indifferent exterior, people could tell that there was a smug air about him. The small smirk growing on his face meant no good.

"Hello everyone, I'm The K. Nice to meet you~"

Tobio and Tadashi let out yells of anguish, falling to the ground and out of shot.

"It's too late!"

"We're done for! Our images... rest in piece..."

"Ignore those two," Kei said, waving them off, "I don't know who they are."

Tobio lifted off the ground, pointing a finger at the older member.

"We're in the same group!"

"Anyways, I'm a rapper in the group. I'm a member of the HipHop Unit, but I also participate in performances with the Performance Unit."

Tadashi scurried over and sat beside Kei, leaning over.

"He's also a really good singer, but he doesn't give himself as many singing lines! It really sucks!"

It was obvious that he was just trying to get on the blonde's good side, practically dying out of fear that he would reveal some dirty, humiliating secret about his personal life. Despite that, the compliment sounded genuine.

"Stop bragging about me, geez."

Tadashi smiled, leaning back.

"Sorry, hyung..."

Shoyo suddenly appeared in the shot as well, poking his fingers against Kei's head.

"Fans, please watch out for this guy! He's bad news!"

"Quit it, you shrimp-" Kei reached over, flicking Shoyo's forehead causing the boy the stumble back.

"Hey, you punk!" Ryu also entered, grabbing Kei and giving him a light noogie. Kei groaned, pushing the older member off. "Are you teasing the members again?!"

"They're the ones interrupting my video, hyung... Speaking of interruptions..."

"Oho, you're doing your intro now?! Battle me, Kei!"

Kei sighed, standing up and bowing to the camera.

"I don't have time for this. Thank you everyone. "

"He didn't reveal anything!" Tobio shouted, standing up with the look of pure relief on his face. Kei turned and gave him a look.

"Right, now that I think about it..."

"Hyung, I'm sorry!"

"Aw, how nice." Kei turned and rolled his eyes at the camera with an amused smile. "Despite what you see, they work hard. Please look forward to our debut." He proceeded to walk out of shot, leaving the other four members to play around among themselves.

{ Headcanons:

-He produces majority of KARASUNO's songs
-The most tired member of the group, above Noya. He's always up late writing, editing, and producing
-He acts nonchalant towards the fans' worries, but sends out small thank you tweets at 3 am when most of the members wouldn't see
-A jack of all trades. His niche is rapping, but he's also a skilled dancer and a semi-member of the performance unit. He can also sing, but gives himself the least amount of singing lines in the song
-The fans call him a meanie member because he teases the most in the group
-The most popular member in the group
-I like to think of him as a mix of Suga (BTS), Heechul (Super Junior), and Woozi (Seventeen) minus his height.. Perhaps a little bit of Junhyung (Beast)?
-The only member outside of the Vocal Unit who can hit a high note

Bonus:

Kei: Shoyo...
Shoyo: Yeah?
Kei: You got no jams }