"Time portals are nearly instantaneous," assured the Chief Engineer.
"I thought I was getting a time ship."
"Only to go to the Mirror."
Their boss, Admiral Carmen Calavicci, walked in. "Your first assignment is to 2151. Have you studied how to fake it as a sous-chef?"
"A little. Why don't they use stardates?"
"This era's before all that," Carmen said, "You'll find yourself using the old style calendar most of the time; it's easier that way."
"Don't forget to look wide-eyed; it's all new to 'em," said the engineer.
"Welcome to the Temporal Integrity Commission, Mr. Daniels!" enthused the admiral.
