Sup… Yeah that's it really…
1: What did Madoka get from Naruto?
A: Impromptu mangekyou sharingan eyes to transplant into her own head so that she could get the eternal mangekyou sharingan.
2: Only two love interests?
A: Have you not seen the flags raised for just about every chick? I could have Naruto get with all of them if I really wanted too… Buuut that's a bit too much effort and with too little actual interaction between everyone.
3: When will Naruto recover all his stamina?
A: … It's been exactly one day since he has been awoken after 5 or so days being unconscious… That's pretty fast for a guy who just revived thousands of people from the tiny amount of DNA his clones could get to revive anyone and everyone…
"Speaking"
"Thinking"
"Summons/ bijuu speaking"
"Summons/ bijuu thinking"
"Fire style: Great fireball technique"
"… You would not believe how thankful I am for this hokage-sama…" Muttered Naruto with a small tired sigh escaping his lips as he stared ahead of him with a some-what gazed stare, causing Minato to glance towards the black haired teen with a raised brow.
"Me walking you through the duties of a kage really shouldn't be something to be thankful about you know. The paperwork is really daunting for one person to achieve, and that's not including the paperwork for all the new buildings created via your clones, which means I, or rather you, would need to sign the paperwork off for people to live in which buildings they can and can't choose." Replied Minato as he could only imagine the sheer size of said paperwork for a brief second before destroying the image entirely, letting a shiver as he did so.
Glancing over towards his leader, the teen shook his head, getting rid of the once glazed look before letting out a rather long and broken sigh.
"Believe me, paperwork sounds nice compared to the problem I have got at home currently… It must be nice having a woman like Kushina-sama being the one who controls basically everything in the relationship." Groaned out Naruto as he raised his hands above his head before crossing them, in which allowed the sound of his back popping to be heard to both him and the current hokage, of which gave him a small glare.
"Kushina-chan doesn't control everything you know. If anything, as the hokage I'm the one who-" "Is that why you have the grocery list in your pocket? Along with the daily chores list that she used to give me while I was Kasumi's and Mito's "slave" for a week?" Questioned Naruto with a grin, earning a small sigh from the hokage as he continued to give Naruto a tour in silence for a few moments before looking back towards him.
"Ignoring your comment about my wife and my relationship, what exactly is wrong at home? Better yet, when did you move into one of the homes you created? My anbu have actually lost track of you since after you talked with Jiraiya-sensei. Of which they hadn't told me what you two talked about for some odd reason… I'm guessing since Jiraiya-sensei asked them too, of which I respect his decision." Spoke Minato, giving Naruto a chance to speak up.
And boy did the teen speak up as he suddenly stopped and turned to face the hokage with a serious expression…
Which was then changed into one full of tears.
"How the hell do I deal with TWO, sorry THREE woman who want me! Two of which don't know there's a third one and the third one knows there is two others and they still want me! What the hell is wrong with these women? How the hell can they even consider sharing me with each other? On top of that, this morning I came awake to the sight of the two woman in nothing but aprons and were trying to rape me! Not long after I escaped from that, did the two get into a discussion about children and how they were happy to start having kids in a year or two, on top of that as well, the two also talked about other woman, who I have no clue are, about who also want to get in on the "Naruto Hayabusa" train as they called it! They were making a list! A list! How the hell am I going to live if half the list or even a fifth is accepted dammit!? Help me hokage-sama!" Shouted Naruto as he held the hokage in a tight hug as he let tears fall off his face and drop onto the floor as he sobbed.
During the duration of that entire breakdown, the hokage could only hold the teen while patting his back while muttering a "there, there" every so often.
Unknown to Naruto, Minato was also imaging something along those lines…
"Minato-baka! Do this!"
"Minato-kun! I need this done!"
"Mina~Kun! Let's make more children dattebane!"
And as he imagined it, the hokage also gained a small tear in his eye before truly embracing the teen as he let out his own sobs.
If the kid's women were anything like Kushina, he could only feel sorrow for him as he himself could only imagine the horrors of said life with multiple women.
Once the brief moment of sorrow passed, the two found themselves walking down the hall of the newly constructed hokage tower/ academy, before Minato turned to Naruto once again.
"Now, although I did say I respect Jiraiya-sensei's privacy, what did the two of you talk about?" Asked Minato politely as he opened the hokage office door, allowing Naruto to follow along behind him.
Looking around the empty room, Naruto waved his hand at Minato for a moment before clapping his palms together, growing a nice wooden desk from the ground along with a few cupboards and cabinets.
"Nothing much. Just which of your daughters I would impregnate and all. Something I'm sure you would like to hear in great lengths about from the pervert himself." Replied Naruto with a dark and evil grin as he mentally pictured the toad sage running for his life from his student…
But as he thought of that, Minato had a different image.
It was still Jiraiya running, just instead of him chasing after him, it was a bloodthirsty Kushina waving pots and pans.
Letting out a silent "ouch", Minato scratched his head.
"I guess I shouldn't have asked… Kushina's going to roast the man alive if she hears about this." Muttered Minato in a tired tone before looking around the room.
"I guess making wooden chairs wouldn't really be all that good for anyone would it?" He chuckled humorously as he glanced at Naruto, who simply raised his brow at him for a moment…
Before using his abilities to create not one, not two, but three chairs, a couch, and a few toys placed next to the couch.
Gaping at the teen, Naruto simply winked.
"Waiting room for those who come in but are interrupted… And the toys are for any children that accommodate the people I'm speaking to." Grinned out Naruto as he walked behind the now created "hokage" desk before seating himself down on his newly created chair with a sigh.
Looking up slightly, the teen rolled his shoulders before getting into a comfortable sitting position with his hands interlocked and placed against the table.
"Ok hokage-sama, what do I need to do?" Questioned the teen seriously, getting a small smirk from Minato as he glanced over towards the corner of the room.
"Anbu! Let the paperwork commence!" Shouted the hokage joyfully as he watched an anbu appear for a moment before disappearing the next.
Thunk…
Hearing a thunk, Naruto glanced over towards the front of the room of the hokage office with a raised brow.
Thunk….
Glancing over towards the yondaime hokage, who seemed used to this, the teen swallowed a bit of saliva.
Thunk…
Ok, now he was panicking. As he felt the blood rush through his veins as the hokage's front door began to move ever so slightly…
Before a sudden hoard of papers were brought into the room by a black haired woman, Shizune if he remembered correctly from back during his genin days.
"The paperwork for the past few days is here hokage-sama!" Smiled the woman happily as she somehow managed to set the large clumps of paperwork held within her hands onto the newly created wooden desk, before walking out happily.
Blinking at the stacks of papers in front of him, Naruto couldn't help but let out a small grin as he stuck his head out slightly to the right, where he was greeted with a more than pleased yondaime.
"Now Naruto, all this paperwork must be completed within the ne- WHAT THE FUCK!" Screamed the hokage as within a single blink of the eye, the paperwork that was creating a wall between him and Naruto disappeared, revealing a rather bored Naruto brushing his gloved hand against his long sleeve shirt.
Holding a shit eating grin onto his face, Naruto looked up towards the hokage before pointing over towards the corner of the room where hundreds of stacked and categorised papers sat.
"They are separated in the categories of shinobi and civilian related, with matters then categorised in relevance. A majority there being the building change while a few talked about concerns the elders have about a "child" like myself becoming the next hokage. Pretty funny stuff there if I do say so myself… Oh, and Danzo placed a controlling seal on one of the papers in an attempt to either control you or myself if I'm not mistaken… Oh well, he'll be dealt with in a few days." Replied Naruto with his shit eating grin in tacked as he stared at the dumbstruck hokage.
"Bu- Wh- Ho?" Minato attempted to let out a coherent sentence, however, he was cut off from Naruto as he narrowed his eyes.
"Seems the clone I had created this morning killed the root spy outside of the window. Gotta hand it to the old bastard, he is pretty quick for an old man." Grumbled out Naruto with a small sigh before giving a thumbs up towards Minato.
"So what's next hokage-sama?" Questioned Naruto, only getting a shocked and blubbering Minato in return.
Scratching his head, the teen simply raised his shoulders in confusion before sinking into his seat with a small smile before shutting his eyes in relaxation…
For all the two minutes he had before the front door of the hokage office slammed itself open with a rather panic stricken chunin panting at the door.
"Hokage-sama! The Raikage of Kumo is here at the front gate! We have anbu surrounding him but we don't know what to do sir." Huffed out the chunin as he stared towards Minato, who blinked for a moment out of his shock before turning his head over towards Naruto with a small smile.
"Well isn't this perfect timing… Well hokage-sama, what are you to do?" Questioned Minato with a small smile, watching as Naruto gave him a nod before staring directly at the chunin with his crimson eyes.
"Call off all anbu and instead tell them to quickly move and secure the area. I want to know if it's just the Raikage or if he brought someone else with him. I'll handle everything else." Replied Naruto in a confident tone, getting a nod from the man.
"Hai Naruto-sama!" Shouted the man before disappearing in a puff of smoke, leaving a serious Naruto and a slightly serious Minato as he stared at Naruto.
"Was it a good idea to meet the Raikage alone without any additional shinobi around?" Questioned Minato as he crossed his arms, getting a small smirk from the teen.
"Of course. Worst case scenario I'll simply genjutsu the Raikage and wipe his memory of why he came here. Aside from that, I doubt his here for a fight anyway. Most likely there was a spy within the village that reported my ability to raise the fallen. If anything, he'll try make me prove that I can, or he's going to force me into doing it." Replied Naruto as he stood up before disappearing in a small burst of wind, soon followed by a smiling Minato as he disappeared in a flash.
(Konoha gates)
"Get me the hokage Minato Namikaze now!" Shouted Ay, screaming at the chunin gate guards who were readied in a basic combat stance just in front of the village's gate entrance with narrowed glares as they stared at the impatient Raikage.
"Stand down first and then we'll see what business you have with Hokage-sama." Growled out Izumo as he lifted a kunai in his right palm slightly higher than he originally had in as he stood with his team mate and gate buddy.
Kotetsu nodded along with Izumo as he raised his weapon slightly higher as well.
However, before anything else could transpire, a sudden voice broke in-between the three shinobi's.
"Stand down Izumo and Kotetsu. While unauthordox, that is still a kage from another village." Spoke a rather serious voice, carrying power within it as the owner appeared in a gust of wind, sending the two chunin gate guards reeling back slightly before finally realising who was speaking to them.
"Hai Naruto-sama." Responded the two shinobi as they released their stances and moved back a bit, allowing the now formed Naruto to move his eyes over towards the Raikage, who was now glaring.
"What is a childlike you doing here? I asked for Minato Namikaze-" "Shut up." Cut Naruto off with a glare as he crossed his arms, causing both Izumo and Kotetsu, along with any shinobi who had heard the first few words Naruto spoke earlier to sweat drop slightly.
"Didn't he just say to stand down because this was another kage from another village?" Questioned the majority of the shinobi there as they stared at the black haired teen who was now staring down a red faced Raikage.
"What did you say brat?" Questioned the Raikage, his fist lighting up with surges of electricity as he flared his chakra towards Naruto in an attempt to overwhelm him.
Naruto simply took it head on… Before sending a portion of his own, causing cracks to surround him while also sending the Raikage straight down on his knee's as he felt something along the lines of a bijuu drop on his form.
"Grrrr" Growled out the Raikage as he struggled to keep his kneeling position in front of Naruto, of which simply gave the man a cold stare for a few moments before letting out a small sigh as he loosened the pressure on the Raikage, summoning two earth chairs for the two.
Taking a seat within his own before moving his hand towards the other, the Raikage simply let out a small huff before taking the seat, which was larger than Naruto's own as the teen sat cross-legged on his own seat.
"Now that we've had our small bout which I've heard kage's are prone too, let's talk Raikage-sama." Responded Naruto after a few seconds of silence, getting a stare from the Raikage.
"Who are you? Where is Minato Namikaze, the yondaime hokage?" Asked Ay, breaking the silence between the two after Naruto spoke moments ago.
Letting out a small sigh, the teen crossed his arms over his chest.
"In that order, Naruto Hayabusa – Godaime hokage of konoha, currently laughing at my antics in the tree to your left." Replied Naruto, pointing over towards a snickering Minato Namikaze as he stood on a lone tree branch watching the two "kage" talk.
Narrowing his eyes at the Namikaze for a moment, Ay returned his gaze towards Naruto.
"You… Wouldn't happen to be the so called "kami" would you? The person said to be able to raise the fallen back to their peak condition." Questioned Ay as he gave the teen a stern stare… Which was responded in a bored one via Naruto.
"Yep. Did Yugito or Bee die or something? Because that's the only reason I can think of you coming here after news of me being able to revive people came out." Responded Naruto boredly, sending all of konoha's forces dropping onto the floor in disbelief as Naruto revealed himself to be the hero who could revive the dead.
However for Ay, he could only blink in shock.
"H-how do you know that i- Never mind! Prove that you can return the dead! Bring my brother back or I'll wage war on konoha!" Screamed the kage as he shot off his chair, causing everyone around him to tense…
Aside from Naruto of course, who simply gave the muscle bound man a bored stare.
"… So I'm guessing the whole inviting all main villages to a meeting would be null and void if I were to say no?" Questioned Naruto, gaining another wide eyed stare from the Raikage as he stood a small step back in shock.
"Wha-" "Don't worry, I've got the ability to do many things, like for instance have a certain animal buddy of mine find its way into Kage and archive offices where they can relay information back to me. Along with that, I should mention that I don't really go through all the super "top secret" stuff in each village. You know, just to not be too much of a dick… It also helped me when one village would spot a member of Akatsuki but not report it." Replied Naruto with a wave of his hand, sending a now stunned Ay falling back into his seat… Before he suddenly narrowed his eyes.
"You little brat…" Muttered the man with a glare, which earned himself a small smirk from Naruto as he scratched his head slightly.
"Thanks I try… But honestly, you should know that Bee is still alive. As soon as I read the report that he went missing yesterday I used a certain technique of mine to find his chakra. Funny enough, his emotion's dictate that he's enjoying himself off the main area of the elemental nations." Replied Naruto with a small chuckle, earning a dumbfounded look from Ay once again.
"Why would you-" "I've met Bee and Yugito in the past, in fact, I'm really disappointed that you didn't care all that much Yugi-chan was killed and taken by Akatsuki during the brief period where I was out of action." Cut off Naruto once again with a bored stare as he looked up towards the blue sky with a small sigh escaping his lips.
Narrowing his eyes, the Raikage gave Naruto a harsh stare.
"Where is my brother?" Asked the man in a serious tone with his beady eyes glaring directly at Naruto, who shrugged his shoulders.
"Dunno. I told you that it just wasn't in the main portion of elemental nations. It's kinda hard being able to detect it at all considering the range I had to search you know." Replied Naruto with a small sigh, internally getting irritated by the Raikage as he continued to ask the same question over and over.
However, before the Raikage could continue asking the same question again, the teen pushed himself off his seat before standing up and walking over towards the Raikage with his hand out in a way to shake.
"I understand the feelings of losing someone you consider family, and don't worry. Bee is safe from what I can tell, and with Gyuki looking out for him they'll be fine. And I should also say that I accept the invite to the five kage meeting… And the fact you had three shinobi attempt to get information about Sasuke Uchiha from us." Replied Naruto with a small smirk as he held his hand out towards the Raikage, who gave the teen a small glare… Before a grin appeared on his face as he wrapped his own hand around Naruto's.
"… Very well… Thank you Hokage-sama for your time." Grunted the Raikage with a grin as he placed as much force into his grip with Naruto doing the same, leaving the two grinning as they held their handshake for a solid minute before breaking apart.
Nodding to each other, the Raikage soon turned his back towards Naruto before walking away, leaving the area moments later as he rushed back towards his own village with his lightning cloak.
Grinning as he felt the Kage's chakra disappear, the teen turned towards the chunin before giving them a small wave.
"Good job guys, but aggravating a kage could get you guys killed next time. Just try to reason with them until I or Minato-sama gets here ok?" Questioned Naruto, getting a set of nods from two smiling gate guards.
"Hai… Hokage-sama." Responded the two with a salute before walking back to their positions in front of the gate entrance.
Letting a smile take over his features, the teen shook his head as he shut his eyes.
"Anbu, one of you take the kumo Nin to the archives to gain data about Sasuke Uchiha, who was the one responsible for the attack against the 8 tailed jinchuuriki Killer Bee." Spoke Naruto out loud, getting a small group of "Hai's" from the anbu who all disappeared aside from a cat masked one, who now had three Kumo shinobi in front of her.
Giving the kumo team consisting of 2 females and 1 male a small wave, the teen waved them off.
"I would recommend talking to an Uchiha for a general overview of what the sharingan does, while getting information about Sasuke Uchiha from the archives. It may be slightly outdated, but information is still information." Replied Naruto, watching as the group nodded before walking off…
But not before he head the faint mumbling of the team.
"… And then he would revive our village just to kill us again, but the revived Raikage-sama would beat him because he wouldn't be tired and then he would blame me for pissing the guy off and-" "Shut up Omoi!" "He was… So… So… Cool…"
For some reason, the teen couldn't help but shiver slightly as the bob cut blond bombshell called him cool in such an odd way…
Feeling the yondaime appear behind him, Naruto gave the man a small smirk.
"Well, what do you think?" Asked Naruto with his brow raised, only gaining a smirking Minato as a reply… Before the man pat him on the shoulder.
"You're going to have to cut back on knowing everything… But being able to place spies in all the kage's offices? How did you manage that?" Questioned Minato in a silent voice, only getting a small wave from Naruto.
"I didn't. Sure I have spies via my summons, but all I really did was just jack the information straight from his head. If he wanted knowledge about me, then I wanted knowledge about him… The trade-off however is definitely in my favour I would say since I now know all of his spies he has dispatched in the village… While also knowing that the man is a good one, just a bit too hot headed as a kage." Returned Naruto with a small sigh as he stared off into the forest where the Raikage disappeared to.
Giving Naruto a nod, the older shinobi began walking back towards the village, only to stop momentarily as he watched Naruto shiver.
"What's the matter Naruto?" Asked Minato, getting a small stare from Naruto.
"I have a feeling there's a woman somewhere around me who's going to become a pain in the ass… at least to a smaller scale than the one's I already know of." Replied Naruto with a small embarrassed smile as he followed up after catching up with Minato.
"So what else is on the agenda today? I mean, I've already left a shadow clone to complete the additional paperwork that I was sure was coming after the first batch, so I have no clue as to what I now do." Asked Naruto as he pocketed his hands while continuing to gaze forwards towards all the villagers as he walked besides the hokage, who had fallen silent.
Not hearing a response from the man, the teen turned around for a second, before coming upon the sight of a rather irritated Minato, who was now clenching and unclenching his fist.
Tilting his head as he neared the man, the teen waved his hand slightly in front of the hokage's face.
"Yo, hokage-sama, you ok? It's like you just found out something irritating?" Questioned the teen, only to hear a slight mumble escape from the man's lips.
"Kage bunshin…" Mumbled the man in an irritated voice.
Blinking at the irritated man for a moment, Naruto shrugged his shoulders before walking off, leaving the hokage in the centre of the road simply mumbling to himself…
Or at least attempted to when a cloaked individual appeared in his path, blocking him from walking away to wherever he would have popped up.
Tilting his head, Naruto gave the brown cloaked individual in front of him a bored stare.
"Yes? Do you need anything?" Asked Naruto in an even tone, drawing the attention of those around him as they looked between the cloaked individual and himself.
Well, to be fair they were staring at him already, but they just noticed the other cloaked individual there as well.
"… You may have almost fooled my village with that little trick of yours, but our rules are law… So either battle me now and either take me as your wife, or die by my hand. Which will it be Naruto-san?" Questioned the brown cloaked individual in a serious tone, pulling the hood down and revealing the emerald eyes of a certain shinobi, of who Naruto let a small sweat drop at seeing.
"Oh, it's just you Shizuka… Shouldn't you be, I dunno, doing something else since you "killed" me a while ago?" Asked Naruto with his arms crossed, only getting a glare from the woman as she threw her cloak off her form, leaving her kunoichi garbed body out on display with a single kunai held within her hand.
"The fact that you dared to send a clone in place of yourself is beyond aggravating. And the fact you believed that your stupid little plan would have worked is itself crude. Now, face me Naruto!" Shouted the woman as she charged forward with her kunai positioned to strike Naruto.
Giving a rather tired sigh, the teen stood there until the last moment before slapping the girl across the face, sending her sprawling against the ground.
Moving into a roll to stand back up, Shizuka couldn't help but grin as she remembered the feeling of her kunai piercing the black haired teen's heart, only to widen her eyes as she regained her footing where the first sight she came upon was Naruto standing there boredly with a kunai blade still dug into his heart.
But, unlike what she expect, which was him simply dropping dead, the teen gave her a rather bored stare… Before lifting his palm above the kunai handle…
Where he then proceeded to push the blade through his body and out the other end of his back, before dragging the kunai out from his back, leaving a large gaping hole within Naruto's chest.
"Really… Did you not realise that wounds like this are nothing to me anymore?" Asked Naruto in a bored tone as within moments both the villagers and Shizuka bore witness to Naruto's body healing before their very eyes, with the heart being the first thing re-appearing from the shredded remains of his previous one, before his chest began to heal. Covering the newest wounds he had gained.
And as this happened, shizuka could only stare in shock and awe… Before her kunai dug itself besides her feet.
Glancing down towards it and then returning her gaze towards Naruto, she could only gape as the teen sent her a small smirk.
"Wanna try again?" Asked Naruto, his smirk widening as he did so.
Giving a similar smirk, she picked her kunai back up before tensing up into a combat stance.
"Gladly."
And that's it. Laters.