Uhura Walked into a Bar - Volume 1

by The-Watcher-Observes

Sometimes the best defense is a good left hook. Read bar tales of Nyota Uhura - certified badass - and her victims. The Xenophobe Ch-3, The Ex-Wife Ch-5, The Xeno-Psychologist Ch-9, The Ex-Fiancee Ch-13, The Envoy Ch-20, The Career Change Ch-29, The Boys' Club Ch-34, The Swimsuit Calendar with Donal(d) Trump(e) Ch-39. Thanks - *53,000* hits!

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By midnight on Risa -

= the arrested VIPs,

= their entourages,

= Donal the Pathetic Polecat,

= the Topless Beauties,

= the resort's Zaranite bartender,

= the so-called Talosian futbol team (really... in the flesh...),

= the VIPs' bodyguards (including Spock's unconscious security team),

= the Calendar Crew© themselves and Nyota Uhura

had all been released from jail on their own recognizance thanks to M'Umbha Uhura.

Komack remained in the Risan holding cell alone, waiting for his Starfleet-appointed public defender. M'Umbha Uhura and her firm refused to represent Admiral Pinhead.