Klavier's Sexuality

I know we all wonder about this guy's orientation. He flirts with many people, no matter their gender, so we're probably all a bit confused. Enjoy! :)

Klavier paced back and forth in his office, thinking about something that had bugged him for months. The question, as his brother Kristoph had recently told him, that had bugged pretty much everyone who came across him. The question of his sexuality. Whenever he talked to someone about "confessions" - on the subject generally or of one confessing to the other - they would always ask, "Hey, Klav - So you gay, or what?"

Well, that's how Daryan always phrased it, anyway.

Please, Klavier, don't be so silly, he reassured himself. Of course you're straight, you like-

Oh. That was just it. He was about to finish that sentence with "Ema Skye", when a second name appeared in his mind. Someone he had thought up until now as nothing more than a rival at work and, more secretly, with love. He had never once thought of Apollo in that sense. He grabbed his jacket and ran outside, preparing to tell Apollo his great news. He ran down the stairs two at a time. Now it came into his mind, he was so sure of it. Why hadn't he seen it before? Of course! He was in love with-

Oh. There it went again. Ema Skye, right back into his mind. He had just left the building, but now he was once again unsure of who he would be confessing his love to. Ema was beautiful - not just any old fräulein, but a true goddess. Obviously it must be her he was in love with, not Apollo. So instead, he headed for Ema's lab, running across the street's joyfully. Obviously it was Detective Skye! He enjoyed being snackoo'd by her, even though it hurt. So of course, he was in love with-

He halted again. "Herr Forehead" had reappeared into his Kopf. The stupid hairstyle he found amusing - in a way-too-cute way; The way he always made rash, baseless objections, but still managed to win cases; And the way he smiled when he had found a contradiction in a testimony. Klavier ran faster than he had before, taking as big strides as he could in the other direction, heading straight for the Wright Anything Agency. He would embrace his inner gay. Naturally, it must have been Apollo who owned Klavier's-

But then his mind flipped back over to Ema Skye. She had soft, shiny, long hair that Klavier imagined himself running his hands through; She had a smile that, although it was something Klavier rarely saw, showed her ambition, loyalty and determination to get wherever she wanted to. She was the kind of girl any guy would fall for if they spent too long with her, because Klavier found her so perfect. All this time, he really was stra-

But, then, another person came to mind - Daryan Crescend. Sure, he was a criminal, which made him part of "the enemy" league, and sure, they argued a lot, but most perfect couples did, right? He imagined himself stroking that strangely gravity-defying hairstyle as they kissed in the rain, arms round each other. He once again turned, to run back to the offices. Maybe it was Daryan. They bickered like an old, married couple, not two brothers. He had to tell Daryan. Running down the pavement, he thought about all the things he and Daryan could-

Not again. This time, it was the person he least expected to fantasize about. None other than his older brother, Kristoph Gavin. The matching ponytails, the same determined expressions, even if they both had completely different aspirations. Well, Klavier was pretty much in love with himself, and Kristoph was the spitting image of him, but-

"I might be gay, I might be bisexual, but I'm drawing the line at incestuous, damn it!" He yelled aloud, annoyed at himself for how dirty his mind was getting.

"Oh, hey, Klavier." Kristoph said in a couldn't-care-less tone.

"H-help... me... K-kristoph..." Klavier panted madly, "I-I... I think I'm gay, and then I think I'm straight, a-and it's really... really annoying!"

"Oh. Is that all?" Kristoph replied, staring up at his younger brother with disgust. "I can't believe you interrupted me for this, but - Klavier. it's called bisexual."

"Oh..." Klavier thought about this for a while, and then plastered a smile on his face, "I'm bi!" Klavier ran out of the Solitary Cells

"You're completely mental..."

You can think up Klav's fantasy of Nick for yourself. ;) The joys of audience participation really make you feel part of the story! (I'm just too lazy to write another paragraph, actually.)