ITS FUCKIN INCEST (aka Why I don't like Trolly)

AN: Just a little crack based on Trolly, because it's really hard to like the pairing when you have 3 brothers - 2 of which are halfs on your mums side, putting you in the same position with them as Trucy and Apollo. o.o' And yes, I meant "off of" as a grammar mistake /grammarnazi/. Enjoy~ ;)

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK." Apollo screamed. Ooh yeahhhh. They'd just DONE IT. Broken the invisible barrier that brothers and sisters should NOT cross. Of course, they didn't know they were brother and sister. Because Phoenix Wright just thought "Nawh, they alriet, it isn't liek they gonna shag or sumthin." And Thalassa was all "Fuck dat, I haz amnesia, yuhh?"

Bad judgement skills with that one, gaizz.

ANYWAYS, IT WAS SO HOT.

OMIGAWD HIS SWEAT WAS POURING LIEK CRAZAYY OUT ALL HIS PORES AND OFF OF HIS SHIRT AND ON TO TRUCY WHO IS LIKE 6 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM SO HE'S PRETTY MUCH DISBARRED NOW. CONGRATS TROLLY FANS. YOU KILLED AA. ALL WE HAVE NAO IS MILES.

FUCK.

TRUCY WAS ALL "AWH YEAHH." CAUSE SHE'S NICKS DAUGHTER, SHE'S A FUCKIN WHORE.

IDEK WHY THIS TURNS YOU ON IT'S INCEST AND IT'S GOING TO PRODUCE DEFORMED, RIDICULED-FOR-THE-REST-OF-THEIR-LIVES INBRED CHILDREN.

Shippers gonna ship.

You sick bastards.

All of a sudden, MR HAT CUMS OUT.

READ IT AS A SPELLING MISTAKE OR AS IN HE JIZZED.

However sick your mind is (I KNOW WHICH ONE I WENT FORRR ;D).

THREESOME.

WITH A PIECE OF WOOD.

I don't even want to know what you guys are thinking up now.

Personally I recommend removing your brain before reading this. I did before writing it.

It made me feel more like the Trolly ficcers and I don't have to think of all the sick fantasies.

THEN THALASSA COMES IN.

SHE SEES WHAT HER KIDS HAVE BECOME.

FUCK.

THEY'RE ANIMALS.

DOUBLE-FUCK.

AND THEY'RE DOING IT WITH WOOD.

FUCKINACAKE.

AND THAT'S SOME NASTYASS CAKE, I WILL TELL YOU NOW.

"WTF R U DOIN, GAIZZ?"

"Ohhaitharr Mommy!" Trucy squealed because she's got the mental age of a 4 year old clearly. She just broke two laws, and had incest.

STATUTORY RAPE AND STATUE RAPE.

Mr Hat is such a victim of sick minds.

Give him a hug, but be warned - you will be jizzed on at FULL PELT.

CONDOMS.