A little short I did for the kink meme a few days ago. The OP wanted something where Franzy would say something completely off-topic outloud, some stupid question or statement, and everyone would just look at her like "This bitch is crazy"(yes, I stole the OPs line idea at the end).
Anyway, enjoy~

Whatever had happened to Franziska von Karma to make her state such peculiar things no one would ever know, however something odd must have done it. She was prosecuting a trial, against Apollo Justice, for the murder around yet another Global Studios star. This time it was the actress for the Pink Princess. She'd been electrocuted with a frayed camera lead during filming, however the thing that turned it into a murder was that it had been purposely tampered with.

Naturally this case was no laughing matter, as with every case, so as the two bantered back and forth presenting evidence and arguing over the significance of it, no one ever saw what Franziska had to say coming.

"Only a fool with as much foolishness as the world's most foolish fool would ever believe such foolishness as that which you spew, Mr Apollo Justice!" She'd shouted across to the young man in red.

"So then, do you think my client could have done it, even though he was out during the entire duration of the murder?" Apollo cried back out over his desk, an arrogant smirk plastered across his face.

The crack of a whip sounded as the woman began to think on something of high importance to the case.

Or so it seemed.

"Do hedgehogs take offense to Mr Phoenix Wright's hair?" She - or so it appeared - retaliated to this question.

The courtroom fell into a deep silence, bar a few of the jury members hushed whispers. This was Franziska von Karma - surely there was a point to this question?

Apollo hunched over his bench, sweating uncomfortably. She was a child-prodigy prosecutor? "Was that supposed to be some sort of... metaphor?" He asked, desperately hoping he was right.

The witness on the stand looked just as curious to know - though a little scared as to when that whip might meet him as he eyed it cautiously. The judge did as well, trying hopelessly to produce an answer for the question. "Well, I shouldn't think so. If it was modeled after them they're probably quite flattered. Perhaps they even think he's family."

"Maybe that's why he wears his Papa hat?" Apollo suggested, wiping his face off and smiling awkwardly.

"But then, he went without it for at least 3 years, didn't he?" Franziska retorted, more calm than usual. "Surely during that time he insulted a fair few hedgehogs. Honestly, that fool wasn't thinking of the hedgehogs when he got his hair cut."

Sadly, this is what the whole court appeared to start discussing from this moment. Apollo swore he even heard someone shout "Get the RSPCA!" but he shook it off swiftly. Really, no one would take it that seriously.

"Y-you're absolutely right... Get Mr Wright here to testify this instant!" The judge called out, his eyes wide with surprise. It was enough to make anyone drop their face in their palm, accompanied with a deep sigh.

"Your Honor, we're here about a murder, not to discuss hair." Reminded Apollo.

"Oh, r-right, yes." The judge stammered, trying to justify what he'd just said. "Well, um, Ms v-von Karma got me confused, you see. I'm very senile..."

A whip slashed out so fast it was barely even seen, however the poor judge felt it's sting, harsh against his wrinkled skin.

"Don't give me all the blame, Your Foolishness. I'm certain I'm not the only one who thinks about it sometimes."

"Well I suppose I-"

The judge didn't have time to even get out half his sentence as the whip flashed through the air again, once again stroking him roughly.

"Maybe..." She appeared to be in deep thought again. "Bailiff! Get me a hedgehog, and Phoenix Wright. I want to see if they can actually mate!" She ordered, as the familiar voice of Mike Meekins was heard, though the words incoherent, as the megaphone screeched over his speech.

One thought about Franziska filled everyone's mind from that point on.

This bitch is crazy.