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Chapter Nine: Fan Club

"That's because I am going to win Naaaaarrrruu-kun." Her mouth watered when the bowl of steaming hot ramen was placed in front of her.

"YOU WISH! I'm totally going to eat more than you!"

"Seconds onegai!" Kagome yelled laughing; she was already done her first bowl.

"BABTS BO AIRRR YOU GOB A BEAB BTABT [That's no fair you got a head start]!" Naruto said trying to speak as he ate as quickly as he could.

Teuchi, who was the owner of Ichiraku Ramen, and his daughter Ayame shared a look with each other. They were glad that Naruto had found himself a friend that didn't judge him. Empty bowls of ramen started to collect as the children continued to eat. The girl was as bad as Naruto! After a whooping seventeen bowls of ramen for the both of them making it a massive total of thirty four bowls for the both of them, each child couldn't possibly eat any more.

"I guess neither of us wins, eh Naru-kun? So we'll each have to pay for our meals," Kagome asked looking to where Naruto was sitting only to find him gone leaving her an 'I.O.U Nee-san' she growled and crumpled up the note while shaking her head and pulled out the money. She paid the owner for both of their bowls of ramen making sure she left them a tip before running off to chase after Naruto. "NARUTO COME BACK HERE! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!"

The next day Sasuke found out what Kagome had meant when she said to look out for pinkie and blondie. She had someone managed to switch the two girl's hair colors around. Ino now had disgusting obnoxious pink hair and Sakura had platinum blonde locks. Each of them had worn a hat on their heads to school, but had them torn off by other members from a brainless creepy childish club they had made dedicated to him.

"SAKURA-CHAN WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL PINK HAIR?!" Naruto yelled coming into class the next day to spot his crush sporting a different color of hair.

"URUSAI NA [SHUT THE HELL UP] NARUTO! I DON'T KNOW!" Sakura yelled snapping when the loser of her class started talking to her. She didn't know what she had done to her hair. She had just used the shampoo her precious Sasuke-kun had left her on her doorstep after ringing her door bell then running away because he was such a shy guy and liked her more than that Ino-pig who was now sporting HER signature hair color.

"Hey Ino why'd you ruin your hair with that pink color and to think I was jealous of it before."

"I'D NEVER DYE MY HAIR THIS UGLY PINK COLOR! SINCE SASUKE-KUN CLEARLY LOVED MY BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HAIR NOW HE'LL HATE ME BECAUSE THIS PINK IS SUCH AN UGLY COLOR!" Ino cried her chances with Sasuke were ruined! What had she done to her beautiful hair? She had only washed it with the shampoo Sasuke had left her at her doorstep after ringing her doorbell and running away. She could recognize his writing anywhere and that was the real deal! And what really made her angry was that Sakura had decided to bleach her hair blonde! BLONDE! That was HER color not that billboard brow Sakura's!

"When will you gaki's learn to use something called your INDOOR VOICES!" Iruka yelled tearing the door off its hinges as he stormed into the class. He was in a terrible mood today. He had accidently put dead batteries into his alarm clock, so he had gotten up late which in turn made him get to work late to a class full of hyperactive yelling kids. He was completely preoccupied with just getting through the day; he didn't notice Sakura's or Ino's change of hair color. Nor did he care about their girl troubles.

To make his problems worse, the night before he had been going over the attendance records for the last week and found that every single person had been there. Yet when he compared the sheet to his homework collection, he remembered that he hadn't seen them. Meaning a certain troublemaker was making more trouble, yet again. Only this time he using the henge no jutsu [Transformation Technique] that he taught the previous week. That boy really was the number one village troublemaker. The only reason why Naruto took the time to learn the technique was so he could use it in one of his pranks.

"Sit in your seats and take some paper out, you are going to be copying notes today," A groan of responses and complaints reached his ears. "TAKE OUT PAPER AND COPY THE NOTES!" Immediately everyone complied with his wishes.

"Mou! Miroku hurry up! I need to take a shower today because I was out training yesterday night. I wanted to take one last night but YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM THEN TOO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE! Don't you understand that I have to go to the academy! I don't want to smell, ARHGH!" Kagome banged her firsts on the door loudly. "I'll break this door down and drag your body out if I need to!"

"MY HAIR! IT'S RUINED!" Miroku's sobbing voice cut though the door, they had run out of shampoo, or so he thought. That was until he found a small sample bottle sitting on the counter top. He used it all to get his head of hair beautiful and soft to the touch. It was for all the kawaii girls, but when he woke up this morning his hair it was…his hair…..it was...was….PINK! He picked up the small bottle and turned it around, only now did he see the smudged 'DO NOT USE' written on it. "I'MMMMM RUUUUINNEDDD!"

"Ano Kagome maybe you should go see if you can use Naruto's shower," Sango suggested as she was putting another coating of polish on Hiraikotsu. Looking down at Kirara as Kagome banged on the bathroom door again she sighed. "I honestly don't know why he takes so long. No matter how much time Miroku spends in the bathroom he always comes out looking the same."

"Sango you're brilliant!" Kagome yelled quickly running to their room to grab a change of clothes before running outside of their apartment and into Naruto's.

"SANGO LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR!" Miroku yelled bursting out of the bathroom with waterfalls coming out of his eyes as he tugged on handfuls of pink hair. "How am I going to get girls with hair- this color?! I'm ruined, aren't I? RUINED! I'll die alone! I'll have no heir to my name!"

"I stand corrected. This time he looks different," Sango whispered to Kirara while snickering. Miroku looked absolutely ridiculous. "I think it suits you. Come on flamingo head, we're supposed to meet Ebisu-sensei soon, we have another couple of those D class missions to do."

"I'm not going out looking like this! Especially not where any girls can see me!" Miroku yelled frantically pacing around the apartment with his hands clenching his hair. "You'll have to do the mission alone with Ebisu-sensei, I'm not leaving our apartment until my hair returns back to normal!"

"Miroku you're such a drama queen! Ebisu-sensei needs BOTH of us to be there. Otherwise he won't let us do the mission. All of these missions are supposed to be teaching us teamwork. He said if we prove ourselves trustworthy and reliable he'll request that we're given another out of the village mission! Do you know how long I've been waiting for another one of those? Even the Hyuuga's team hasn't gotten another out of the village mission yet! I'm NOT letting you ruin my chances of being the first team to leave the village for a second time," Sango said dragging Miroku out of their apartment. He was hindering her efforts by grabbing onto the walls to keep him from being carried out of the safety of their apartment. Sango and Kirara both rolled their eyes. "Who knows maybe girls will like your pink hair."

"Y-you think so?" Miroku asked with tears in his eyes, maybe Sango was right. Some girls might find his new hair to be even more attractive than his regular dark hair. "Alright I'll go, just let me lock the front door."

"Oi! Naru-kun can I use your shower Miroku's hogging ours again!" Kagome yelled bursting into her friend's dark apartment.

"Unggh? Sure Nee-san." Naruto mumbled rolling over in his bed going back asleep. It wasn't until he heard a scream from his bathroom did he jump out of his bed with a horrified look on his face he really hoped Kagome hadn't used the-

"WHAT THE HELL NARUTO I HAVE A-A A MAN THINGIE DANGLING IN BETWEEN MY LEGS!" Kagome shrieked in a voice that sounded odd shrieking because the voice belonged to that of a boy.

He burst into the bathroom too see a rather good looking sculpted male with shaggy dark hair and bright blue eyes standing in front of the mirror, completely naked. At least he knew the soap worked, he had been working on it for at least five months. Long before Kagome came back from spending a good couple of years training with her Obaa-chan. He had it all planned out, he was going to sneak into Sasuke's house at night and switch it with Sasuke's regular one. He had found out that Sasuke used soap because Sakura had been talking to another girl who was telling Sakura about the brand of soap that Sasuke used. And Naruto had been listening in on their conversation.

"What kind of soap is this Naruto?! So this is what you've been secretly working on!" Kagome grumpily wrapped the towel back around her waist. Then she tore off Naurto's clothing leaving him in his boxers that had little dancing penguins on it. She then shoved him into his shower, after turning it on, and scrubbed the soap all over his body making sure she didn't miss a spot. "This will teach you not to leave your pranks lying around without some sort of warning on them! I don't even have time to do anything about it! I'm going to have to go to academy like this! If I'm late Sango will skin me alive, you know she's crazy when it comes to the academy."

"You're going to rub off all of my skin! Stop, I've learned my lesson Nee-san I swear! It won't happen again." The whiny female cries from a girl who had once been Naruto, he then reached over and grabbed a towel and threw it over his half naked girl body.

"I can't wear any of my clothes! It would look ridiculous and there is no time to go back to my apartment to get some of Miroku's. Can I borrow some of your clothes? You can wear some of mine if you want to, I don't know if they'll fit you though," Kagome didn't wait for an answer she was already digging through Naruto's closet. Everything was orange jumpsuits and black t-shirts! She sighed but grinned triumphantly when she found a pair of wrinkled tan color shorts. They had been shoved all the way at the back of his closet. She stole one of Naruto's boxers and slipped on the clothes quickly wrapping bandages over the weight symbols on her arms and legs. "Come on Naru-kun we're going to be late. I don't want Iruka-sensei to yell at us. His screams are deafening."

"But I have to pee really badly!" Naruto said digging his heels into the ground as he grabbed onto his crotch when Kagome relentlessly pulled him out of his bathroom and out of their apartment building. She was now dragging him through the streets.

"Mou, you can do it as soon as we get to the academy! It's your fault if you're late then Iruka-sensei will yell at you and his saliva will go all over your face and into your eyes!"

"Iie! Not Iruka-sensei's saliva!" Naruto said he was now running alongside Kagome, they made it just as the first bell had rung.

Kagome looked at the new door that had replaced the one Iruka had broken yesterday and sighed loudly before sliding open the door and walking in. The whole room immediately went quiet while the 'hot new boy' made 'his' way to 'his' seat.

"Hey! Anata [You] new kid you can't sit there!" A boy called out getting Kagome's attention.

"Huh? But why?"

"That's were," The boys eyes turned to hearts thumping crazily his voice going a couple pitches higher, "Kaaagooome-kun sits, and as president of her fan club I can't let you sit there."

'….I have a fan club, what the hell? When did that happen?'

"Urusai [Shut up] Tomoki your fan club is stupid and he can sit wherever he wants to!" One of the girl's from the Sasuke fan club yelled glaring at the boy, receiving back up from the other girls in the club. She then turned around to face Kagome watching as 'he' sat down sighing dreamily and batting her lashes, trying to look seductive.

"The Kagome-kun fan club is NOT stupid, your club is stupid….baka [stupid]!" Tomoki said high fiving his buddy who was also in the Kagome-kun fan club.

"The Sasuke-kun fan club isn't stupid! Take that back before the members from the Sasuke-kun fan club make it so it's impossible for any of your members to have any children." Ino said heatedly glaring at Tomoki.

"Ahem, G-Gomen members of Sasuke-kun fan club. Your club is not stupid, but neither is ours!"

"Fine, that will do. Hey new guy what's your name?" Ino asked walking over to where Kagome was sitting. Ino's hair was no longer pink. It had turned back to its original color after three and a half weeks of constantly scrubbing her hair for hours every night before she went to bed and every morning before she came to school.

"I had my eye on him first Ino-pig, so how about you tell ME your name?" Sakura said rushing over getting in front of Ino while trying to make her voice sound light and airy when she talked to the new guy.

"Iie guys! He clearly wants to tell me his name first!"

"No me!"

"ME!"

"Hey why don't you tell all of us your name?"

Sasuke smirked at Kagome who looked at him helplessly as girl's crowded around her as if she was a piece of meat. He had to admit, it had taken him a while to realize who the 'new guy' was but when he looked at the face and saw those bright blue orbs he immediately knew it was Kagome. Naruto must have done something stupid to turn her into a guy. He just watched with a smirk on his face amused to see what she was going to do next. Sasuke wanted to see what Kagome was going to do about the vicious girls from his silly club. They could get really aggressive and not that he would admit it aloud- but they scared him- sometimes- but only a little bit, nothing he couldn't handle- he hoped.

'He-he finds this funny?!' Kagome thought a tick mark appearing on her head before jumping out of the way from being clawed by one of the girls. She stood up on the table. 'Let's see what he has to say about his fan club after this, I bet they're all ecchi da! [perverts!]'

The girl's mouths started watering as the new guy, who still hadn't told them his name yet, had unbuckled his pants and had started to slowly peel of the black t-shirt he was wearing showing off the muscles he had. They screamed for more with hearts in their eyes, they were still loyal members of the Sasuke-kun fan club but this new guy was really hot and he actually talked back to them! Maybe they would have a fan club worshiping both two really gorgeous boys.

"So you want to know what my name is?" Kagome asked gruffly, playing the part perfectly brushing her hand threw her short shaggy hair. She felt really strange lifting up her shirt and exposing her chest to the rest of the class, it didn't feel right. She missed her boobs. But she still acted as if everything was normal- like she was a guy…a really strange one that undressed while standing on top of a table, but nonetheless- a guy.

"HAI! HAI! TELL US YOUR NAME! TELL US! TELL US! WE REALLY NEED TO KNOW IT!" They all screamed jumping up and down while squealing madly like the true fan girls they were.

"Nee-san?!" Naruto yelled his eyes shooting out of his skull, what the hell was happening? What was Kagome doing standing on their table stripping off all of her- no his (Naruto's) clothes! It was very easy for everyone in the class to see that this was just a female Naruto. The whiskers on his face, the blonde hair, the blue eyes last but not least what really gave it away was the orange and blue jumpsuit that Naruto was always wearing.

"Nee-san?" Ino and Sakura whispered knowing that Naruto only referred to one person that way. Their bodies cracked as they stiffly turned back around with the look of horror clearly in their eyes, they felt like they were going to be sick. They hadn't seen the similarities before, but now they could clearly see who this was now. Those blue eyes should have immediately set alarm bells off in their heads and been a dead giveaway that the hot new guy…. wasn't a guy at all.

"Ha ha, un! That's right, I'm Higurashi, Kagome, and you're all ecchi da!" Kagome's clothing had already been put back where it should belong and she had jumped down from the table, putting her hands behind her head and her feet up on the desk she shot them a huge grin as she chanted 'ecchi da' over and over again.

"K-Ka-Kagome-kun!?!" Tomoki yelled along with some other boys, who were also members of the growing 'Kagome-kun fan club.' They were all crying waterfalls what happened to her pretty face, her long hair and her adorable short huggable frail looking body?!

"Nee-san, I came back to ask you which bathroom do I go into?! The boys or the girls? I couldn't decide so I came back to the classroom to ask you. What the hell were you doing?" Naruto asked dancing from side to side he really, really needed to go pee now.

"You have to go to the girl's bathroom Naru-kun and I was just trying to get all these ecchi da girls away from me!"

"Ok-ay," Naruto said before running out of the class and bumping right into Iruka. "Gomen Iruka-sensei this is a bathroom emergency! You can yell at me later if you want to. I just really have to go!"

'Was that just-?' Iruka rubbed his eyes, he laughed at himself he had just thought he had seen a female version of Naruto running out of his classroom. 'Wow, really should stop staying up so late marking papers for this class.' Thankfully none of his students were yelling when he came in today, that was always a good sign for Iruka.

"Ano, Iruka-sensei, Naru-kun isn't here right now because he had to go to the bathroom really badly." A masculine voice Iruka hadn't heard before, did he have a new student? No one had informed him that there was going to be a new student. Wait- this person called Naruto, 'Naru-kun', only one person did that but- she was a girl!

"Kagome-kun is that you?" Iruka hesitated slightly when he asked the question. He had to bring his hand up to shield his eyes from the sun and squint them together so he could see this guy who sat somewhere in the back of the class, in Kagome's seat. Now that he looked closer it did indeed look like Kagome, if she had been born a male. This prank had Naruto written all over it.

"Un…it's okay though, Naru-kun's a girl."

"Na-ru-to!" Iruka stressed the boy's name out when he came back from the washroom but sighed knowing that it would just be a waste of oxygen to yell at the prankster. It would go in one of his ears and then directly out of the other in a matter of seconds. So instead Iruka had decided that he would just send him back to his seat. Wait how did he have to refer to Naruto's gender now was it her or him…she or she…his or her? Naruto was still a boy, who just looked like a girl right now, so therefore it would continue to be referred to as a male.

"How long does this prank last?" Kagome hissed to Naruto once slid into his seat.

"Wakaranai [I don't know]……a week if you wash yourself a lot or maybe it will last four weeks…wait maybe it will last a month…or was it three months?" Naruto gulped when Kagome glared at him. HJe always felt danger when Kagome glared at him. It made him really nervous because she might use some of that weird energy she had, that wasn't chakra on him. A shiver went down his spine as she continued to glare at him. It he hadn't emptied his bladder before, he would have right now.

"You mean, you don't come up with a something to fix one of your pranks in case, I don't know, you accidentally use it on the wrong person or on yourself?!"

"…I-Iie." Naruto was backed up against the wall now shrinking under Kagome's intense gaze.

"Mou!" Kagome huffed placing her head in her arms mumbling to Naruto, "You better hope it's a week I don't want to have a- you know what- for an entire bloody three months!"

"Well I have to pee sitting down now! At least you get to stand up, those toilet seats are nasty." He said while making a face.

"Hey Ino, how about we form a temporary truce between us." Sakura whispered leaning closer to Ino's seat to get the blonde haired girl's attention.

"Why? This isn't one of your schemes to try and steal Sasuke-kun from me is it?" Ino whispered back immediately suspicious of Sakura's intentions.

"It doesn't and we both know that he'd choose me over you! Anyways, what I was trying to say was that, I know the Higurashi girl is new and all but I've seen her having conversations with Sasuke-kun in class, whenever Naruto goes to the bathroom. Sasuke-kun sometimes converses with her back!" Sakura's voice rose before going back to a whisper, looking over at the table Kagome and Naruto shared, giving Kagome a glare.

"I've seen her talking to him too…. You don't think-?….That she's trying to steal our Sasuke-kun away from us, do you?"

"I think she might be! You know what I think? She's not only trying to steal Sasuke away from us, but she's also trying to get him to turn on us. She changed herself into a hot looking boy to steer us away from Sasuke-kun, so that she could have her all to herself! Did you see her looking in Sasuke's direction when all of the girl's from our club crowded around her asking what her name was because we all thought that she was a new guy?! It was like she was making sure he was looking in her direction before she pulled off her little stunt. She embarrassed all of the Sasuke-kun fan club members'. Right in front of Sasuke-kun! He probably thinks that we don't care about him anymore!"

"Un [Yeah] I did! And how dare that Higurashi girl try and do such a thing like that! Sasuke-kun probably hates us now! What are we going to do?! We have to shower Sasuke-kun with twice as much affection, not that I mind, to make up for what Higurashi did! So Sakura, what does this have to do with a temporary truce? "

"That girl might be a threat, she could be trying to steal Sasuke-kun from right under our noses. You know it's against the rules for anyone outside the Sasuke-kun fan club to have Sasuke-kun! I'm going to bring this topic up with the other club members at today's meeting. Soon she's going to find out that she should stay away from our Sasuke-kun. If she doesn't…I think we should all make it very clear to that Higurashi girl. So that she can understand that we mean business. You know what else I find weird about Higurashi? How she manages to stay so calm. I mean she sits next to the loudest most annoying kid in our class. Yet she hasn't jumped up screaming her head off at him, like everyone else forced to sit next to Naruto…..Anyways so what do you think about my plan?"

"Sounds good. I'm sure the other club members will be glad to hear about this. We can come up with ways to make sure that Higurashi knows to leave our Sasuke-kun alone. Also we have to do something else to her. To make up for that stupid stunt she pulled on our club. She called us… ecchi da!……Ecchi da….right in front of Sasuke-kun!"

"Oh no, Ino! Wh-what if he thinks we're all ecchi da now! All because of her!" Sakura nodded angrily in her head while shooting fire out of her eyes glaring at Kagome who appeared to be sleeping. For the rest of the class Sakura plotted against her. She was going to do everything she could to make sure that Higurashi didn't ruin her chances of Sasuke-kun asking her out.

Moonlight shone as sweat dripped down Kagome's face. Air was drawn into her lungs, in short quick breaths. She was training and had been doing so for the last two weeks. She knew when she had gotten back to Konoha she had started slacking off. Her Obaa-chan was probably rolling around in her grave right now, at the thought of Kagome not training. Most likely, wanting to break another ladle on Kagome's head or threaten not to feed her. Looking at the tree Kagome had been using as a punching bag she narrowed her eyes jumped up and with one final well aimed reiki infused kick she managed to make the tree come crashing down to the forest floor. She looked at the fallen tree on the ground. Well at least this one she wouldn't be forced to chop into firewood. It just wasn't the same without her Obaa-chan controlling them to attack her. Letting out a giant puff of air, she stretched upwards. 'Well at least it felt good to get that out of my system.'

The prank soap bar Naruto had left on his bathroom counter top all wrapped up, the one that she had used, the one that gave her what she called a… 'penor' it had worn off after two very long weeks. During that time she was trying to wash herself as often as possible to make the prank hopefully wear off faster. What better way to motivate yourself to have a shower, then to get sweaty from an intense training session?

Naruto was scheming that gender changing bar of soap that he had made. It got him thinking about all the stares he suddenly attracted from older men, of all ages, just because he had been a girl. It had given Naruto an idea. While Kagome had been going out at night, doing something that she told him was 'relaxing'. He was going to find a way to transform himself into a girl whenever he wanted to. He was in the midst of perfecting the technique. He stayed up late last night trying to get everything working the way he wanted to, so he was a rather tired.

"Oi, Nee-san…. Neeeeee-san are you sleeping again? This is like the-the, I don't know the like thirteenth day in a row! Neeee-san are you sleeeeeeeeeping?" Naruto asked whispering in her ear, while he poked and prodded Kagome in her right side. Her head was turned away from him and she hadn't moved from that spot. He had watched as she dragged herself into the classroom this morning, looking half dead with dark circles under her eyes and her limbs flopped around all limp from her 'relaxing'. Once she had gotten to their table she managed to slide into the isle, take out some paper out from her bag before resting on top of the pile, not moving from that spot, like all the previous days before this one. Usually towards the end of the class, when the bell was about to ring announcing that everyone could go home, she was almost back to her usual self, but prior to that time, she acted like she was dead.

"Unmfgh." Kagome grunted rather un-lady like smacking Naruto's hand away, before she moved back into her previous position. She had stayed out too late yesterday night training again; she really needed to keep an eye on the placement of the moon. Her whole body was aching and cried out in protest whenever she moved, accidental or not. She had forgotten that Miroku had increased the weights on her legs by another four and the weights on her arms another two and a half pounds. It was a consistent every three weeks that more weight was added on. Around three weeks because that's when the ofuda infused with energy usually wore off. Of course it could always be removed by rubbing the spot with reiki but that seemed like too much work to only make your life harder, faster by adding on more weight.

It wasn't just Kagome adding more pounds onto the weights on her arms and legs though. Miroku and Sango were doing the same thing to their weights also. She wasn't certain how much they were carrying around on their arms and legs. However Kagome knew that hers were probably heavier than theirs. Since she had started way ahead of them. If she recalled correctly, it was actually the very first day that she was brought to Kaede's hut. From that day forward more and more weight would slowly be added on. Finally resulting in impressive two hundred and eight pounds on her legs and one hundred and thirty two point five pounds on her arms.

"KA-GO-ME PAY ATTENTION TO THIS LESSON! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU, THAT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU KNOW THIS MATERIAL!" Iruka found himself yelling again. He was going to lose his voice sooner than later. Wondering to himself as he looked at the girl hunched over her table with the side of her face resting on sheets of paper. He wanted to know what was she doing that was making her so tired that she slept though all of his lessons for the last two weeks. It wasn't because he was b-boring….was it?

She shot up sitting straight in her seat while a piece of paper stuck to the right side of her face. Kagome rubbed her eyes and yawned cutely, groaning in her head when she looked at the board and noticed that Iruka was still teaching material that involved intense mathematical knowledge, skill and application. She just didn't have any aptitude for math it was her worse subject hands down. She hated it and it hated her back. Slouching down in her seat again she tried to get comfortable and toppled over to the side her head hitting Naruto's soft lap. She smiled curling up into a ball using Naruto's lap as a pillow.

"Ara?...." Naruto looked down at his lap and yawned when he saw Kagome snoozing away he decided to follow her example and put his head into his arms. Soon Naruto found himself being praised by all the villagers because he was the Hokage of Konoha. He was wearing the old man's robes and rubbing his title in Sasuke's face. Sasuke was his personal slave he made Sasuke wear a maid's outfit and told him to clean scrub everyone's toilets spotless, with nothing a toothbrush……which had all of the bristles removed.

"Would someone tell me the answer to this question? Come on guys this is such simple question, what is the answer to this question….Kagome?....KA-GO-ME HI-GU-RA-SHI?! WHERE DID SHE GO? DID ANYBODY SEE HER LEAVE THE CLASSROOM? NA-RU-TO?!" Iruka looked up from the book he was copying questions from to see that Kagome's seat was empty, but all of her stuff was still there. Naruto's head was also down and drool was sliding down the side of his face, the boy was clearly sleeping. He stormed right up to the table, noticing Kagome sleeping on Naruto's lap and picked them up by the scruffs of their shirts and carried them out of class. "GO HOME AND SLEEP! Come back tomorrow refreshed. I hope you've been copying down all the homework I've been assigning over the last two weeks. Otherwise all the work will be all piled up. Like I told the entire class, at the end of the week I'm expecting it all to be completed and handed into me. No exceptions at all! Now don't say that I didn't tell you because I know I did! Now both of you go home and get some rest!"

"Juri-chan, how can a girl like that think she can steal Sasuke-kun away from us? Sasuke clearly likes smart intelligent girls, one who will be able to understand what he is talking about all the time. Someone he can actually have a conversation with. Poor out his heart and soul to!" Sakura whispered sliding close to one of the members from the fan club.

"Who knows, but she's not a member of our club and never will be! So that means she can never have him because only a true Sasuke-kun fan girl will get his heart and….his love!" Juri could help but let a small squeal out when she looked over in Sasuke's direction, imagining herself in an expensive wedding dress walking down the aisle and Sasuke reciting his declaration of love for her.

"You don't have to worry about Kagome-kun taking your precious 'Sasuke-kun' away from you," Tomoki whispered to the girls overhearing their conversation. "Only one of the boys from our club can date her!"

"Tomoki! You're such an eavesdropper! Stop listening in on us when we're discussing potential threats to the Sasuke-kun club," Ino hissed leaning back and hitting Tomoki on the head, making him turn around. "Have you guys thought up of anything we can do to get back at Higurashi. It's been almost a month since she embarrassed us in front of Sasuke-kun. We need to make sure she knows that she messed around with the wrong people! What really bothers me that she addresses Sasuke-kun without any honorifics, as if she knows him so well!"

"How dare Higurashi pretend to know our Sasuke-kun so well! It's not like she grew up with him or anything. Sasuke-kun is probably being the nice guy, that he is, by not telling her off!" Juri added her face was turning red from anger.

"I just got an idea!" Sakura said her eyes darting around to make sure no one was listening in on their conversation. She leaned in closer and gestured for the other two girls to do the same. "You know those math assignments Iruka-sensei has been assigning to us?"

"The one we have to hand in at the end of this week? All the questions are so difficult, not only that but they also take so much time that I could be spending watching Sasuke-kun," Ino whispered back. "What about it?"

"I'll tell you after class, Iruka-sensei is making his way over here to see if we're doing our work. I don't want him to yell at me, he's probably in a bad mood. All because of that Higurashi and that annoying Naruto kid." Sakura quickly whispered moving back into her spot and writing down the homework.

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