Chapter 4- Don't Break The New Maid!

'She went down in an airplain, fried getting suntaned, fell in cement mixer full of quick sand,

Help me, Help me! I'm no good at goodbye's!'

"What happened to Lucy?"

"Uh-Um-She uh... Fried getting suntaned!"

Smooth Natsu, smooth...

''Okay, bye bye Levy!" Lucy called out and waved a goodbye to Levy.

''Bye Lu-chan!" Levy said sweetly and left for work.

Lucy yawned and looked at the clock, seeing it was only a few minutes until midnight.

''It's late and I'm tired'' The blonde mumbled to herself as she walked to her suit case to find her pj's, if they were even packed...

After searching and searching, Lucy finally found her pink pajama short- shorts with hearts, and a lighter pink v-neck.

Pink and fabulous!

Meanwhile...

''Do any of you know where she lives?'' Makarov asked the five boys.

''I do!'' Natsu said and grinned while everyone else gave him odd looks. ''I was only helping her go to a friends house!" he quickly added.

''Could you take us there, Natsu'' Makarov asked as he began to walk out the door and towards the cars.

''Wait, we're going now?'' Jellal asked, quickly checking his wrist watch. "It's like midnight!"

''Yes, I fear that if I don't have someone to look after you five, you'll all either plumet down the charts, or be dead by tomorrow.'' And so, he got into the car with the other's following suit.

(Some went with Makarov and some went in a different car)

Back with Lucy!

Lucy scouled as she looked in the mirror, as she feard there as a red mark on her forhead.

''Stupid grumpy old land lady'' She grumbled and she walked over to the couch, as much as she would hate to stay on a couch, she had no other choice, Levy's bed was only a small single bed and she didn't have anything spare, so it was either the floor or the couch...The couch was looking pretty good at that choice.

Lucy groaned as she flopped onto the couch, her back facing the roof. She would think about all the new troubles tomorrow, right now, sleep...

*Knock Knock Knock*

Of course fate might have other idea's...

Lucy groaned again as she stood, why won't the world just let her sleep!

She rather lazily made her way to the front door as they knocked again. ''Just wait!'' She shouted before yanking the door open.

And once she opened it, her eyes widened and her jaw dropped.

'They look so freakin' RICH!'

''Hey Lucy!'' A guy with pink hair said.

''Seems we're seeing each other again sooner than we thought'' A man with blue tinted glasses said with a wink.

And that's when it all hit her, 'Pink hair...Blue glasses...Unique tatoo...Punk look...Shirtless?...HOLY!'

And then if possible Lucy's eyes got wider as she spun around to look at the poster of one direction on Levy's wall, hands still clinging onto the door.

And then back to the people, to the poster, people, poster, people...

Lucy had a long stare at them before realising...

''You're...You're the...You're...'' Lucy began to stutter, not being about to say anything else at the moment.

''Could we come in?...'' A short man said.

''U-uh... sure'' Lucy said and stepped aside so they could come inside.

While the boys were having a look around, Lucy was currently calculating what had fully happened in her head.

'One direction...guys that the girls are obsessed over...here...right now...and they talked like they knew me!?'

*Click*

''OH MY GOD! YOU'RE ONE DIRECTION!'' Lucy shouted and pointed at them as she finally realised what was happening. It doesn't matter if she listens to there music at a time like this, famous people are here. Right now.

''Shhhh!'' Natsu said and covered her mouth.

''Try to be quieter'' Jellal sighed as Natsu took his hand away. As soon as Natsu took his hand away, Lucy ran of into another room to do god know's what!

''What she doing?'' Loke asked and raised an eyebrow, Gray shrugged in reply.

''Maybe trying to find her camera''.

''Damn it Levy! Where do you keep that book!'' Was heard from the other room before a loud bang. ''Oww...AHA! Here it is!" Lucy said as she looked through the book, ignoring that another red mark was on her for head.

And so, curiosity took over the boys as they walked into the room to see what she was doing, they emidiently saw poster's, discs, books, you name it of One Direction.

''She likes us more than I thought...'' Gray mumbled and the others mumbled.

"This isn't my room, it's my friends'' Lucy answered almost automatically. ''I would personally like to burn this room...''

''What are you doing?'' Natsu asked and walked towards her.

''Checking...'' Lucy said as she continued looking in the book.

''Checking for what?''.

''Checking to make sure you are actully One Direction, for all I know you could be psycho's!...That I just let in my house...''

''Hey! We're the real deal!'' Natsu said as he grinned and Lucy stoo.

''Ok, if you're really one direction then each of you should have a tattoo that looks like this!" Lucy said as she flipped the book around to show a picture of a tattoo that looked similar to a fairy with a tail, as others often explained.

And so, Natsu pulled up his sleeve along with Gajeel, Gray pulled up his shirt to show his chest, Loke turned and pulled up the back of his shirt, and Jellal also pulled up his shirt to show the golden tatoo.

And, believe it or not, Lucy's mouth dropped open even more.

''What are famous people doing here!?'' Lucy shouted mostly to herself.

''We want to ask you something'' Makarov said, Lucy blinked a few times before throwing the book behind her and walking out the room.

''Ok!''

''Wait wait wait! You act like you know me! How is that possible!?'' Lucy said and pointed to them, ''It seems we all met you today'' Gray explained. Lucy then did a small match-up in her head, comparing the people she met at town to the famous teens.

''Now that you menchion it...you did look a lot a like'' Lucy mumbled to herself and the others sweat-dropped.

''Now, we are offering you a job'' Makarov explained.

''A...job?'' Lucy said and blinked.

''Yes, we are currently in need for a maid, and from what Natsu has told us you ar in need for money and a house''.

Lucy was obviously frozen, who wouldn't be! One of the most talked about boy-bands is talking to you and offering you a job as there maid! Whether you like them or not it's a one in a life opportunity!..So why is she being offered it!?

''Ahahah, I see what's happening now, I'm being pranked'' Lucy said with a smirk, of course! There's no way this was really happening, they just must be really good douple gangers!

''Uh, no, we're 100% One Direction'' Natsu explained and Lucy twitched then face-palmed, seriously, 100% One Direction, out of everything he could have said he says the stupid book title!

'I'm gonna have another red mark on my forhead now...'

''So will you accept'' Loke asked and took a step forward, Lucy raised her hand and looked at the people in her room, a perverted lion looking guy, a gay guy with pink hair, a bored looking stripper, serious tattoo guy, peircing-punk and the old little midget.

'Why again am I going to say this'

''...Ok..'' Lucy said, hesitating slightly..

''Really? Then lets go!" Natsu said and started to pull her outside.

''W-wait, now!? I can't go now, I have..." Lucy paused for a minute, she wanted to stay here for at least one night so she could at least know their names!

''...I have all my belongings!'' Lucy said once she finally figured out an excuse.

''We can just take them with us, it didn't look like you had much'' Natsu shrugged and Lucy sighed, it looked like nothing was going to work!

''Fine, but let me get something first!" Lucy said as she pulled her hand free and ran into Levy's room.

Once she came out she was carrying a book titled 'One Direction Forever Young'.

''What's the book for?'' Gajeel asked and raised an eyebrow.

''Reseach'' Lucy smiled as she started to dial a number into her phone.

'You don't know-oh-oh, you don't know you're beautiful, that's what makes you beautiful!'

Lucy face-palmed again as she heard Levy's ring tone go of.

'My head hurts'.

Of course she had forgotten her phone. So Lucy quickly typed a text saying 'Found a place to stay and borrowing your book!'

Once she was done Lucy followed Natsu and the others outside to see to flashy looking cars.

''Gonna just stand there or come in?'' Gajeel asked

'Would it be bad to say stand here?...'

Lucy nodded and went inside of one of the cars

In the car

'Ok, Peircings is Gajeel, Tatoo is Jellal, Glasses is Loke, Stripper is Gray and Pinky is Natsu!' Lucy said in excitment, she had finally gotten their names right!

'I wonder if his hair really is pink...who dyes their hair pink?..' Lucy thought to herself as she glanced at Natsu.

Natsu got this odd feeling that someone was looking at him, so he turned his head and looked over to the blonde on his side, seeing a look of slight confusion and curiosity on her face.

''What's wrong?'' He asked and raised an eyebrow.

''Who dyes their hair pink?''