Chapter 6-Cleaning and Cats

One direction was recently on X Factor Australia, they were singing the lyrics to 'Little things' while i was just going 'Laaaaa! Lalala! Laaaa~ La la la la- Little things!'...Yeah...i had no idea what the words were o-o

''Great, I have to clean their stupid rooms now!'' Lucy muttered as she walked into Natsu's room.

''...I'm afraid I'll die in this room...'' She mumbled as she heard something scuttle.

''I won't hurt you'' A voice said from the shadows.

"NOPE! NOPE! NO! NOPE! I NEED A WEAPON!" Lucy yelled as she ran out of the room.

She ran down the stairs and into the kitchen, catching the attention of the One Direction members, minus Jellal.

''Lucy, what are you doing?" Natsu asked.

''Nothing to worry about'' She said sweetly before running back up the stairs.

''D-did you see that...?''

''Did she have...''

''A knife in her poket?...'' Gajeel said and raised an eyebrow.

Lucy opened the doors and walked in with the cutting knife in hand.

''What's that for?'' The voice said from across the room.

''Stay back! I've got a knife and I'm not afraid to use it!" Lucy yelled and held out the knife.

''But I won't hurt you''

''And you think I'll believe that!? I've seen all the horror movies! Once the girl trusts the spirit, she's dead!''

''But I'm a cat!" The voice said and stood forward.

Lucy dropped the knife and tilted her head, ''A-a neko?''

''Aye! I'm Happy!" Happy said and jumped in the air.

''CAT'S DON'T TALK AND ACT LIKE HUMANS!" Lucy shouted and pointed to the blue animal. ''Actually, I'm an exceed!" Happy corrected.

''An exceed?''

''It's a really rare species!" Happy added as he flew into the air.

And if you asked Lucy years later, she'll still say that her soul left her body for a few seconds.

''I'm going to clean Gajeel's room...'' Lucy said quietly as she turned and slowly made her way to Gajeel's room.

''KYA! THERE'S ONE HERE TO!" Lucy screamed and fell back once she saw the brown cat.

''I see you've already met Happy''

''U-uh, yeah...''

''What are you doing here?" The cat questioned her

''Gajeel...clean...room..." Lucy answered slowly.

''Very well'' He said and went off to do whatever it is that flying, talking cats do these days.

''Should we go see why Lucy's screaming?'' Loke asked.

''...Yeah, we probably should'' Gray said with a nod.

''Hey! I'm coming to!" Natsu shouted and ran after Gray and Loke, Gajeel not to far behind.

''A-am I still dreaming?'' Lucy mumbled. ''Hah! No, I must be having a night mare considering I'm One Direction's maid'' Lucy said while laughing slightly.

''Maybe those cats are little demon angel thingy's from hell!" Lucy said, quickly jumping to conclusions and terrifying herself.

''But I'm only a cat'' Happy said from behind her, making Lucy scream and jump.

''But you have wings! And you talk! And you act like a human!" Lucy said and pointed at Happy.

''Aye!"

''A-and you say aye!'' She stuttered. ''This can't be happening''.

''Luce, you ok?'' Natsu asked, Lucy once again squealed and fell backwards and onto the ground. She raised her head to look at who spoke, seeing four of the One Direction members.

''And it only gets worse!" Lucy muttered.

''What's that meant to mean!?" Gray shouted.

''She thinks we're demons'' Happy told them.

''I don't think! I know!" Lucy shouted.

''It's only a cat'' Gajeel shrugged and Lucy's mouth dropped opened.

''No! 'Only' a cat is something that walks on four legs, licks themselves to bathe, meows every once and a while, sleeps, and hisses. This...Thing walks on two legs, talks human words, it can fly, and it's blue!"

''It is an exceed'' Natsu said, acting like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

''This is too much...'' She mumbled, nursing her head in the palm of her hands.

''Are you just going to sit there like some idiot?'' Gajeel said and raised an eyebrow.

''No!" Lucy shouted and stood. ''I'm going!" she added and made her way out of the dark bedroom

''Hey! Where are you going!?" Natsu called out.

''I've gotta clean your stupid room still!" Lucy shouted and walked into his room.

Lucy cleaned Natsu's room while grumbling; all of those stupid romance movies about the girl being a maid then falling in love with the 'master' were a bunch of bull!

After at least thirty minutes to an hour had passed, she had finally managed to rid his room of any mess and left it sparkling and smelling like pine trees. 'Thank the gods!' She thought to herself and collapsed onto the floor.

''Are you ok, Lushy?" Lucy lifted her head to see who spoke and saw the little blue cat.

''I can't be bothered anymore...'' She muttered.

''Dont forget you have to clean Gajeel's room to'' Happy reminded her.

Lucy burried her face in her arms and let sobs escape her lips. ''No~ this is going to be the death of me! I can see why they needed a new maid!"

''Lucy, you've gotta be done soon, we've gotta go to Fairy Tail and practice, and you're coming to'' Loke said from the door.

''J-just give me a minute...'' Lucy muttered, still on the floor.

Loke sighed and walked back down stairs, back to the cars where everyone else were waiting.

''What's happening?'' Gray asked.

''It seems like she's gonna quit'' Loke answered.

''Should've seen it coming'' Jellal said as he leaned against the car.

''Not again'' Gajeel muttered.

''GET BACK HERE YOU DAMN NEKO'S!" Lucy's voice was heard from Gajeel's room, they shot their heads up to the studded boys' window just in time to see Happy and Lily fly out.

''You can't get us now Lushy! If you jump you'll fall!" Happy said and stuck his tounge out cheekily while Lily snickered.

''I AM GOING TO BRUTALLY MURDER BOTH OF YOU AND TURN YOU INTO FURR COATS!" Lucy screamed.

''Oi! Happy, Lily!" Natsu called out and the two cats turned to look at them, both smiling and flying down to the five boys.

Lucy growled and slammed the window's shut, then ran down the stairs.

''What happened?'' Gajeel asked and raised an eyebrow.

''I said she looked like a octopus...'' Happy said while laughing.

''And I corrected Happy saying she looked more like a puffer fish'' Lily snickered.

''Then we kind of stole something from her...'' Happy said and put its paw up to his mouth

''What did you steal?'' Loke asked cautiously, eyeing the two felines.

The two cats snickered as Happy opened his green bag and pulled out piece of pink lace clothing and the five boys began to blush.

''Y-you stole her...'' Gray muttered.

''Happy, do you know what this is!?"

''Yes'' Happy confirmed.

''H-how did you even get it off of her?"

''Y-you actually s-tole her b-bra?'' Jellal stuttered.

''GET YOUR LITTLE FURRY ASSES BACK HERE!" Lucy screamed from the front door.

''And what if we don't?" Happy said as he waved her bra around. Lucy narrowed her eyes and reached for something in her pocket.

''We'll have to do this the hard way'' Lucy said and pulled two bolts that she had found in Gajeel's room out. She reached one hand out and pulled the other back, and once she had a good aim, she threw the bolt and it landed on Happy's little head. The blue fell to the ground with a large red mark on his head, mumbling some unknown words.

Lily gulped and began to fly away, that was, until a bolt hit his head and he too fell to the ground.

''Gihi'' Gajeel snickered, showing no sympathy and only amusement for the cats' pain.

''DO YOU FIND THIS FUNNY!?'' Lucy yelled

''N-no!" Gajeel squealed.

Lucy huffed and walked up to the blue cat then bent down to pick up the piece of clothing that had been stolen for her. ''Never speak of this. Never.'' She said and walked back into the house, most ikely to put it back on.

Once she was gone, the five boys cracked up laughing until a piece of metal scrap landed in front of Gajeel, inches away from piercing his foot.

''I CAN HEAR YOU!"

Soon, Lucy came outside again with her arms over her chest, blushing because of anger and embarrassment.

''Are you going to quit now?'' Loke asked.

''No, I'm not going to quit, I still need the money," Lucy said with a role of her eyes.

''I still think you look more like a bunny'' Gajeel said to himself mostly.

''I've never heard of bunnies that kill'' Lucy muttered darkly.

Oh Happy, Lily, you shouldn't steal things like that! And I'm with Loke...how did they get it anyway O.O