Chapter 7- 1D's gay parody!
Results for who the members are
Natsu = Harry
Loke = Louis
Gajeel = Liam
Gray = Niall
Jellal = Zayn
In the car to Fairy Tail!
Lucy sat in a flashy, black car with Loke in the passenger's seat and Jellal driving while she was sitting in the middle of the back seat with Gray sat on her right and Natsu on her left.
(Gajeel and Makarov were in a separate car, much to his dismay.)
Lucy was intently read the One Direction book, trying to learn as much she could.
Thoughts ran through the boys' minds, but there was one thought that they all had in common. How. How had Happy and Lily managed to steal Lucy's bra of all things? But of course no one dared to ask Lucy, that is, with the exception of the flirt.
''So Lucy,'' Loke said casually and Lucy looked up from the rather tormenting book and focus her attention on the teenage playboy. ''How did Happy and Lily get your bra?"
Lucy blushed and threw the book at Loke, the corner striking his head while she huffed and looked down at her hands.
''What's with her and her good throwing?" Loke mumbled as he rubbed his head.
''STICK TO YOUR OWN LIFE!" Lucy shouted and puffed out her cheeks. ''And to think I once thought you were gay''
''I'M NOT GAY!" Loke yelled. ''Do people actually think I'm gay?''
Lucy immediately avoided eye contact and began whistling a tune innocently.
''So it is true!"
''Not a lot of people, only some! Most people think you're irresistible!" Lucy said, trying to cheer him up.
''And what do you think?" Loke purred as the car stopped.
Silence...
''You think I'm gay!?" Loke yelled and got out of the car with the others.
''NO! I DON'T!'' Lucy shouted, trying to make sure the teenage pop star wouldn't dislike her, ''...Well, not as much as I did originally...''
''You still think I'm gay!" Loke shouted and pointed an accusing finger towards her.
''Uh...''
''You're not even denying it!'' Loke sighed in frustration and threw his hands in the air as he walked to the building with Lucy running behind him
''No! I'm sorry! Loke~!''
Inside the music studio!
Much to Lucy's dissatisfaction, her foot was betraying her! It was tapping to the beat of the lovey-dovey song!
''I've tried playing it cool
But when I'm looking at you''
''Stupid them and their stupid songs'' Lucy mumbled to herself, and it didn't help that a lot of the males stared at her. Why'd she have to keep wearing the maid outfit, and worst of all...she saw...Justin Beiber...
Just thinking about it made Lucy shudder.
''So get up get up get out of my head!''
''My thoughts exactly...'' Lucy mumbled
''But I need that one thing
And you've got that one thing''
The boys sang with enthusiasm and Lucy smiled and put her hands up to her cheeks. ''Oh stop it, I'm blushing!'' Lucy said sarcastically to herself, it was worth it even though the people on the side of the glass, plastic, whatever it was, she was on sent her glares, unlike Makarov who actually laughed a bit.
Lucy raised an eyebrow as she took out her phone, noticing the sound as a Facebook notification.
''Sting sent me a message?" Lucy mumbled to herself.
'Bet you $10 you'll laugh at this ;)'
watch?v=ASLmyOaIIlQ '
(That's a real link to the video, it would help if you checked it out :D )
'$10, hmm, how funny could it be?' Lucy thought as she replied to the message
'Accepted'.
And so, our dear Lucy clinked on the link, and it brought her to none other than a YouTube video! And what was that video you ask? A parody of What Makes You Beautiful by none other than One Direction.
'Pffft! I've seen plenty of these!' She thought to herself as she put the earphones in her ear so that only she could hear it.
And then the music started...
'The fake Natsu in the video' -
Check out my hair, isn't it cute? I use a really expensive shampoo!
We're throwing rocks, and acting tough, even though we're all wearing tons of make-up!
At seeing the video Lucy had to choke down a laugh, was it bad that she was in the same room as the real members'?
'Natsu'-
Our manager says we have to act straight, even though we're all gay!
'Everyone'-
We're on the beach acting like we're hunting for chicks! But secretly what we're looking for is some dicks!
A slight blush came to Lucy's face as she watched the video and put her hand up to her mouth to prevent laughs from coming out.
'Makarov'-
Shut the hell up guys and get back in the closet!
They can't know oh oh, that you are not hetero.
'Everyone'-
Snorting bath salts and jumping in place
'Gray'-
Look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face!
'The guy'-
Get away from me you psycho's, I have some mace!
'Everyone'-
Damn that blow oh oh's, bet that you taste beautiful!
'The guy'-
No, no no! Get lost you druged up homo's!
The men and women turned to look at Lucy once they heard a muffled laugh, but all they saw was her innocently listening to music.
'Jellal'-
We're playing sports, so we seem straight.
Lucy couldn't handle it, she full out laughed, and it was because of that fake Jellal's voice! It was just so hilarious to see him singing and saying that!
Our manager says that that's a good way.
'Makarov'-
You need the gals!
Oh god. Lucy laughed again because of the lines and the voice and just everything. She ignored the glares that were sent her way and focused all her attention onto the video.
For record sales, so you better keep kicking that ball all damn day!
'Natsu'-
Oh what's the point-
''What are you doing Lucy?'' Natsu asked from in front of her with the other members beside him because apparently Lucy's laughing was a bit of a distraction. Lucy squealed and jumped as she clicked the pause button on the video.
''Oh! Hey guys! Why I'm just listening to you sing!" Lucy lied.
''Oh really? Then what line were we up to?'' Jellal asked and raised an eyebrow.
''Umm...That's what makes you insecure?'' Lucy asked and the others face-palmed.
''We weren't even singing that song, and it's what makes you beautiful' Gray explained.
''Oh really! I never knew! Well I guess you can all go back and sing!'' Lucy said quickly
''What were you looking at?'' Natsu asked
''Looking at? what do you mean?"
''You were laughing and looking at something on your phone, what was it?"
''N-nothing,''
Before Lucy could hide her phone, Loke snatched it out of her hand.
''Is that meant to be us?'' Jellal mumbled.
Loke shrugged before taking the earphones out and pressing play, not realizing that he'd live to regret it.
- Everyone can see it!
It's obvious we like penis!
Lucy cracked up laughing, their expressions were priceless!
'Everyone'-
We are five gay british boys skipping in the waves, all we want to do is watch magic mike all day!
'Natsu'-
Let's all get into the water and masturbate!
'Loke'-
I'm gonna think 'bout you
'Gray'-
I'm gonna think about you to
And then they kissed.
Loke and Gray turned to look at each other with horrified looks, the scene most likely running through their heads over and over again.
'Makarov'
God dammit guys please stop being gay, 99% of your fans are straight ladies.
If they find out that you're queer's our sales will go away.
'Everyone' -
Ok, fine, we'll save it for another time!
'Makarov'-
There's a girl! Go and act like straight guys!
'Everyone'-
Na, na na na, na na naaa na na na
'Makarov'-
Yes, yes yes yes, yes, yes!
'Natsu'-
Hey girl we're supposed to act like you get us off, but looking at you makes our penis's go soft-
OH MY GOSH!
I think I see David Hasselhof
'David'-
Hey there boy's it the Hof, I've been on this beach since bay watch, and have been watching you all this time.
I gotta say that you're all looking mighty fine, why don't we head back to my place and have some wine.
'Everyone'-
Yeah, let's go! That sounds so so magical!
'Makarov'-
No, no no! Do not go over to his home.
'David'-
Woah, woah woah, these boys are mine they're beautiful!
''Oh God!'' Lucy said once she caught her breath. I think she lost the bet…
''What the hell is this!?'' Gajeel shouted.
''I-it's a parody, and a pretty funny one'' Lucy said as she wiped away the tears.
''Lucy, if you continue to interrupt the practicing, I am going to have to ask you to leave'' A women told Lucy sternly, a frown on her thin lips.
''Oh lighten up! It's the world of business! There's gonna be tons of people who don't like them and think they're gay-''
''-HEY!"
''-And from the sound of it, it was pretty funny!" Makarov grinned.
''Are there any other's like this?" Gray asked Lucy and her mind went to another parody she saw.
'What's wrong with you hun?
I drank to much cum'
Lucy shook her head. ''Not at all!"