Chapter 8- The Revenge Of The Parody!
Lucy sighed as she stood from the small table in her new room and jumped onto the bed. ''Mmm, I could really get used to this'' She mumbled as she turned over and buried her face into one of the many pillows.
''Lucy!" Natsu shouted as he opened her door.
''AH!" Lucy yelled and fell on the ground in surprise. She groaned and glared at Natsu. ''What do you want?'' She asked.
''You've gotta go shopping'' Natsu said.
Lucy groaned louder and collapsed onto the ground, it was so comfortable...
''Come on Lucy'' Natsu said.
''No'' Lucy answered like a stubborn child.
''Lucy'' Natsu warned, beginning to sound like a mother.
''I'm not moving''
Natsu smirked as he walked further into her room and closer to Lucy, whose eyes were currently shut until they snapped open at the loss of carpet beneath her.
''N-Natsu!" She shouted once she realized Natsu had picked her up and put her over his shoulder like a sack of potatos. ''Let me go! Let me go!"
''Nope, this is what you get for acting like a child'' Natsu said with a grin as he walked out of her bedroom.
''I was not acting like a child!" Lucy protested with a pout.
''That's what a child would say~"
''Don't use that line on me!"
''Why are you holding her?" Gray asked with a raised eyebrow.
''She wouldn't come out of the room, so I had to take her out by force''
''Well you can put her down now'' Jellal said, and Natsu, like an obedient dog, gently put Lucy onto a chair, who was shown to have her arms crossed over her chest and a pout on her lips.
''Do I really have to go shopping?" Lucy complained.
''Yes.''
''But-''
''We'll give you money for yourself"
''DEAL!"
''Ok, here's a list of all the stuff you have to get'' Natsu said and handed her a not too long and not too short list of things to by.
While looking over the list she blinked once.
Twice.
Thrice.
…That's a word right?
''N-Natsu?" Lucy said and looked at Natsu.
''Yeah?"
''Do you need shampoo?'' Lucy asked and tilted her head
''Yeah, why..?"
There was something! Something about that that she knew was hilarious! But what was it!?
And then she remembered and started to laugh uncontrolably.
''W-what's so funny?"
Lucy tried to control her laughter so she could actually speak...
''Check out my hair, isn't it cute? I use a really expensive shampoo!'' Lucy mimicked the voices from the parody., ''We're throwing rocks, and acting tough, even though we're all wearing tons of make-up!'' Lucy mimicked the voices from the parody.
''Our manager says we have to act straight, even though we're all gay!''
''We're on the beach acting like we're hunting for chicks! But secretly what we're looking for is some d-''
''LUCY!"
''Ahahaha...I'm...sorry...but I just couldn't resist'' Lucy said, wiping away the fake tears.
''When you're ready you can leave'' Loke said
''You can drive my car'' Jellal said as he handed her the keys. ''Just DON'T break it''
''I won't break it!" Lucy reassured, ''Now is it the big or small pedal that makes it go faster..?''
''No!'' Jellal shouted and tried to get his keys back, but Lucy pulled away so that they were out of his reach.
''I'm kidding! Geeze!" Lucy said and turned around as she began to walk outside.
''You better be!"
In the store
Now that Lucy had finally finished getting everything from the shopping list, she could spoil herself for a bit. With a smile Lucy walked into Sanity and looked at the many CD's and DVD's.
As the song playing in the store changed, Lucy raised an eyebrow at the clapping in the beginning of the song.
''We will rock you?'' She thought aloud, ''I haven't heard this song for ages'' She said with a smile, but instead of hearing the old and famous song, she heard
'Do you remember summer '09
wanna go back there every night'
''What's this song?'' Lucy mumbled as she walked past several One Direction CD's.
'I know this! I know who sings this!' Lucy tried to convince herself, she knew that voice from somewhere! But where!?
'I want you to hit the pedal heavy metal
Show me you care
I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me, yeah'
Lucy shrugged, ''Oh well, I like it!'' Lucy said to herself as she took a 'The Script' CD of the shelf and bought it.
Lucy walked inside the large house, replaying the tune over and over in her head
'I want you to hit the pedal heavy metal
Show me you care
I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me, yeah'
She continued to quietly sing it to herself, gaining the attention of the five boys.
''Lucy?" Loke began
''Yeah'' Lucy said as she placed the bags on the coffee table in the lounge room.
''What were you just singing...?"
''I don't know, I heard it but I don't know what it's called or who sings it, so I just wanted to remember it so I could google it, 'cause I really like it'' Lucy explained, not seeing the smirks they exchanged.
''Maybe we could help you'' Jellal said.
''Really?"
[Natsu]
Do you remember summer '09?
Wanna go back there every night,
Just can't lie, was the best time of my life,
Lying on the beach as the sun blew out,
Playing this guitar by the fire too loud,
Oh my, my, they could never shut us down
[Loke]
I used to think that I was better alone,
Why did I ever wanna let you go?
Under the moonlight as we stared at the sea,
The words you whispered I will always believe
I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me, yeah,
I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me, yeah,
I want you to hit the pedal, heavy metal, show me you care
I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me, yeah
''WHY DO YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!?'' Lucy screeched as she stormed away, hearing each one of them erupt with laughter.
'So they thought that was funny hey?' Lucy thought to herself, 'I'll show 'em funny!' Lucy thought as she picked up her phone.
At feeling a vibration in their pockets, the band members picked up their phones and looked at the message from...Lucy?
''How did she get my number?" Loke wondered aloud.
When each of them looked at it, they all saw a link, what harm could they get from checking it out, right?
- watch?v=FMyDwXNVudk -
Explict words in Parody, but they are pretty funny.
I WARNED YOU!
Jellal-
This song was designed to make you feel lovely
By pointing out the flaws on your fat body
And pretending that we love then to make you feel pretty
But clearly you're ugly
Girl-
"WAIT WHAT?"
''Pffft! Is this supposed to make us imbarresed!?" Gajeel said.
Gajeel-
You know nobody loves those gross wrinkles by your eyes
''HAH! YOU'RE FAT GAJEEL!" Natsu shouted.
Your huge thighs are hideous and your stomach is super-sized
You have to buy two seats on airlines whenever you fly
But that's why you're special to me
Girl-
"OH WAIT THIS IS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE WEIRD!"
Everyone-
Your double chin and stretch marks make you stand out
Gray-
I play guitar
Everyone-
Yes it's true
That's you – you are huge
And look like a dude
But that's why we love you
And in the next chapter the rudeness begins!...heh heh, but I'm sure you're all watching the video now and laughing :B