Chapter 9- Natsu's Revenge!
Parody's are always the best thing...Unless your One Direction, then you should probably stand clear of any.
Girl-
"YOU REALLY LOVE ME!"
Everyone-
Did we mention that you're fat.
Loke-
Hey can I sing about Natsu for a second?
Natsu-
Sure
Loke-
I know everything about my pal Natsu..
Like how he has a mole on the shaft on his meat
And those daily masturbations that we do so secretly
Are what make my life complete.
Natsu and Loke slowly turned to look at each other with pure horror etched onto each of their faces.
Natsu-
Back to the things we like about that fat ape
Both of your nipples look like pan cakes
Your bush hair is huge like Don King's dew
But you're perfect to me
Girl-
"UM, I'M CONFUSED."
Everyone-
What we're basically saying.
Is you're hideous.
You have zits
Hairy tits
And your lips smell like bad fish
But we love that gross shit.
Jellal-
We're not talking about the lips on your mouth
Natsu-
Who wants to suck my d****
Justin Bieber-
I will – never say never!
Natsu-
What the hell Justin, this isn't your fuckin video!
Justin Bieber-
Oh well, I was just answering the question dogg!
Natsu-
I got Loke for that!
Loke-
Yeah!~
Oh!
Justin-
Screw you guys!
Natsu-
Now where were we boys!
Loke-
Ooo I let your little thing slip out of my mouth!
I'm sorry!
Natsu-
No, don't be.
It's tiny
Loke-
Hey same with me!
Jellal-
And me.
Gray-
And me
Gajeel-
And me.
Everyone-
We all have little things.
Gray-
Ok, great.
Can you guys help me out, I'm kind of suck with these guitars.
''THAT'S JUST CRUEL!" Natsu shouted.
''HAH! SUCK IT BITCHES!" Lucy yelled from the door frame
''LUCY! WHY!?"
''You thought it was funny about that rock me song! So I needed payback!" Lucy said with a smug grin.
''I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Natsu shouted and begin to chase her around the house, and soon enough Gray and Loke joined in on the chase.
''Don't be scared princess! We won't hurt you~!" Loke said as he chased her
''YES YOU WILL!" Lucy screamed and ran faster
"You're right, WE WILL!" Loke yelled and ran faster as well.
''Hi Lushi! Are you playing tag?" Happy asked as he flew beside her
''Happy! Please help me!" Lucy begged as she dodged a chair. Happy tilted his head and looked at Natsu who shook his head.
''Sorry Lushi but I can't help you!" Happy said and began to fly away
"TRAITOR!"
Lucy continued to run and thanked the Gods once she saw the door. Quickly she pulled open the door, loving the feeling of the fresh air hitting her body as she ran.
'I think I lost them'
''You'er fast Lucy'' Natsu said, sending shivers up her spine, ''But not fast enough!" He said and tackled her to the ground and behind a bush.
''KYAH!" Lucy screamed and fell to the ground in Natsu's arms. ''Natsu! No! Let me go~!" Lucy said and struggled to get out of his grip as his arms tightened around her waist.
''I'll call the cops!" Lucy threatened.
''For what?" Natsu said with a smirk.
''For raping me!" Lucy said and continued to push him away, but failing.
''W-Wha- Raping!?"
''Yes!"
''If you do that then I'll put you out in public like this!" Natsu said, gesturing to her maid outfit.
''Fine! I won't call rape...'' Lucy grumbled
''Now will you let go of me!?" Lucy complained again.
''Nope!" Natsu said and nuzzled his nose into her hair making Lucy squeal.
''Eek! Natsu! Stop it!"
''But you smell so good~" Natsu said and pulled her closer.
''Natsu, I swear to God I will personally damage your perfect face..."
"You wouldn't hurt me~"