Chapter 15- Zombies and Pizza
"Are you done?" Natsu asked, boredom clear in his voice.
"Yes" Lucy said as she opened the door, wearing a blue tank top with two blue stripes, a blue skirt, a pair of black boots and a blue ribbon to tie her hair in a side pony.
"Great!" Natsu said with a grin as he, once again, picked her up.
"Why can't I just stay in my room!?"
"Because I've got to make sure you don't start walking"
A minute later, Natsu gently put Lucy down on the couch and rested her sprained ankle on the coffee table.
Lucy sighed and rolled her eyes at Natsu.
"Lucy, your phones ringing" Gajeel said as he held out her pink mobile.
"WHY DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE!?" Lucy shouted.
"Lily had it then gave it to me" He shrugged.
Lucy huffed then looked at her phone to see Levy was ringing, "Hello?" Lucy said as she answered it, only to regret having it so close to her ear.
"LUCY! QUICKLY! TURN ON THE TV TO CHANNEL 10!" Levy screamed. Lucy quickly took the mobile away from her ear and to a safe distance so she won't go deaf.
"Why?"
"JUST DO IT!"
Lucy sighed as she watched Natsu turn the TV on and put it to channel 10, already having heard Levy threw the phone.
"So tell me again, why?" Lucy asked again.
"It's magical..." Levy said in a much quieter voice, creeping Lucy out a little bit.
When an image on the large TV became clear, she could see that the music video for Gangnam style by Psy was ending.
"What is this? Some music countdown or something?" Lucy said and raised an eyebrow.
"Yes...But...The next one's...Magic..." Levy said quietly.
The screen turned to black, and after four seconds past, the numbers 5, 4, 3, and 2 were shown before the title 'Kiss You'.
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"GOD DAMMIT LEVY!" Lucy shouted through the phone.
"They're so cute~"
[Jellal]
Oh, I just wanna take you anywhere that you like
We could go out any day, any night
Baby I'll take you there, take you there
Baby I'll take you there, yeah
[Natsu]
Oh, tell me tell me tell me how to turn your love on
You can get, get anything that you want
Baby just shout it out, shout it out
Baby just shout it out, yeah
[Gajeel]
And if you,
You want me too
Let's make a move
[Natsu]
Yeah, so tell me girl if every time we –
"AH! OH MY GOD! MY EYES! THEY BURN!" Lucy screamed as she watched the TV.
"Well who are those handsome devils on the TV?" Loke said and sat beside Lucy.
"YOU REALLY ARE GAY!" Lucy yelled.
"NO THEY ARE NOT LUCY!" Levy screamed through the phone, reminding Lucy that the phone was still on.
"Ah- gotta go Levy! Bye!" Lucy said then quickly hung up.
"What do you mean we're gay!?" Gajeel yelled. "WE ARE STRAIGHT AS A NON-BENT POLE."
"Not all of you! Just him!" Lucy shouted and pointed to Natsu.
"WHAT!? WHY ME!?" Said bot yelled.
"YOU DID THAT…THAT THING TO JELLAL!" She screamed.
"WHAT THING!?".
"Y-YOU WERE TOUCHING JELLAL!" Lucy squeaked out, covering her face because she was pretty sure she was blushing.
"It wasn't my choice to do that! The directors thought it would be good for the fans!" Natsu defended himself.
"Oh my god..." Lucy mumbled quietly to herself.
[Natsu]
-And let me kiss you
[Jellal]
Oh, baby, baby, don't you know you got what I need
Looking so good from your head to your feet
Come on come over here, over here
Come on come over here, yeah
[Gray]
Oh, I just wanna show you off to all of my friends
Making them drool down their chinny-chin-chins
Baby, be mine tonight, mine tonight
Baby, be mine tonight, yeah
[Gajeel]
And if you,
You want me too
Let's make a move
[Jellal]
Yeah, so tell me girl if every time we
[All]
To-o-uch
You get this kind of ru-u-ush
Baby, say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
If you don't wanna take it slow (c'mon)
And you just wanna take me home
Baby, say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Jellal]
And let me kiss you [x5]
[All]
C'mon
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
[Loke]
Yeah, so tell me, girl, if every time we
[Everyone]
To-o-uch
You get this kind of ru-u-ush
Baby, say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
If you don't wanna take it slow
And you just wanna take me home
Baby, say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Every time we to-o-uch
You get this kind of ru-u-ush
Baby, say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
If you don't wanna take it slow
And you just wanna take me home
Baby, say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Natsu]
And let me kiss you
Lucy looked at the tv through the cracks in her fingers. "Oh my god..." She repeated.
"What's wrong?" Loke asked.
"What's not wrong!? You say you're not gay but here Natsu rubs Jellal's buttons and then JELLAL KISSES NATSU! HOW IS THAT NOT GAY!?"
"Buttons?.." Gajeel mumbled and Jellal merely shrugged.
"I TOLD YOU! THE DIRECTORS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR THE FANS!" Natsu yelled back.
"THEN YOUR DERECTOR'S PERVERTED!"
"I ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING OFF ABOUT BOB!" Gray shouted.
"You all really are efb..." Lucy mumbled.
"What's efb?" Loke asked.
"You"
"Then I guess it must stand for excellent funny boys" Gajeel said.
"No, it means epic fail band..." Lucy mumbled.
"WHAT!?" The four shouted.
"Believe it! A little kid announced it on a world known youtube, thousands of people have seen it!" Lucy said with a smirk.
"…WE'RE STILL AWESOME THOUGH!" Gajeel replied.
Later, 10:45pm
"Natsu! I can walk to my bed myself!" Lucy squeaked as she attempted to get out of his hold.
"No you can't!"
"Fine..." Lucy mumbled and finally gave up. Natsu gently laid Lucy down on her bed once he got to it.
"Ok, see ya' Luce! If you need anything just call for me!" Natsu said, happy as ever.
Lucy sighed and began to turn onto her shoulder."Mmhm- KYAH!" Lucy screamed at the top of her lungs when the bed collapsed under her.
"Lucy!" Natsu shouted and ran up to her. "When'd you get so heavy!?"
"I'M NOT HEAVY!" Lucy protested.
"Well the bed did break when you moved..." Natsu trailed of.
"THAT'S BECAUSE SOMEONEDID SOMETHING TO IT!" Lucy fumed, her face beginning to go red with anger and slight embarrassment.
"Okay okay! Whatever you say~" Natsu said with a smirk.
"I'm telling the truth!" Lucy shouted, making Natsu laugh slightly.
"I guess you're gonna have to come with me then" Natsu said as he, for the 100th time that day, picked her up bridal style.
"What do you mean? And this is getting annoying." Lucy said as he carried her out of the bedroom.
"You'll sleep in my room until it's fixed!" Natsu said, smiling.
"I most certainly will not!" Lucy protested as she began to find a way out of his grip.
Gray and Loke watched with wide eyes as Natsu walked past the lounge room then up the stairs while holding Lucy on his shoulder (All of her stuggling had led to that position...)
"Is he going to...?" Gray mumbled.
"He's going to rape her..." Loke muttered.
Lucy puffed out her cheeks and crossed her arms over her chest as Natsu pulled the blanket over her legs.
"When I come back later I expect to see your sleeping face" Natsu said, in a way that sounded like a mother.
"No and you can't make me."
"I doubt you'll be able to stay awake all night" He smirked.
"Don't doubt me that easily" Lucy returned the smirk.
"Okay, I guess I'll see you wide awake around midnight then" Natsu said and began to walk out the room.
"Of course"
"See you later then," Natsu began to shut the door.
"Bye bye" Lucy said with a wave.
"Sweet dreams~"
"WHAT THE HELL'S THE NUMBER FOR 911!?" Gray yelled as he started to push random buttons on the phone.
"I DON'T KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M SEARCHING FOR THE PHONE BOOK!" Loke screamed back.
"HURRY UP BEFORE HE COMES! WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'LL DO TO US!" Gray shouted.
"FOUND IT! IT'S 0439- GOD DAMMIT! THAT'S DOMINO'S!" Loke yelled in frustration,
"WHY ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT PIZZA IN A TIME LIKE THIS! HE PROBABLY ALREADY KILLED LUCY, GAJEEL AND JELLAL BY NOW!"
"What are you guys doing?"
Gray and Loke's bodies both snapped to the direction of the voice, only to freeze when they saw Natsu.
"Ahaha, hey man! Oh, we just wanted to know the number for Domino's so we could order some pizza! You wouldn't happen to know it would you? Haha…" Loke said while Gray laughed nervously.
"But...you're on the page for it now..." Natsu said and raised an eyebrow when he saw the Domino's logo.
"Hah! Would you look at that!" Loke said and started laughing, nudging Gray to laugh along.
"Hey Natsu, have I ever told you that pink suits you?" Gray said.
"No, you haven't..."
"What's with all the yelling!?" Gajeel yelled as he walked towards the three.
"GAJEEL! YOU'RE ALIVE!" Gray yelled.
"PRAISE THY LORD!" Loke added.
"Of course I am, why wouldn't I be!?"
"Oh, um…we just, hah hah! Got you, we were just kidding around"
"We have to go and um...play checkers" Loke said and ran away with Gray.
"Do you know what's going on?" Natsu asked.
"No and I don't want to know" Gajeel muttered as he turned and walked away, leaving Natsu alone.
"…They play checkers?" Natsu mumbled to himself.
"Shh, be quiet, we don't want him to know we're here..." Gray said, getting a nod in agreement. They took a final breath before opening Natsu's bedroom door and walking inside.
"Lucy, my poor dear Lucy. She shouldn't have died this way..." Loke said quietly once he saw her lifeless body, tears threatening to fall.
"Yeah, I always thought she would die choking on a cookie or something..." Gray said sadly as he turned on the light.
"Gah! She looks horrible" Loke jumped back slightly.
"What do you expect, she's dead and she's already started to rot..." Gray said with pity.
Lucy squinted her eyes before they slowly fluttered open.
"AH! SHE'S MOVING!" Loke screamed in horror.
Using her elbow, she pushed herself into a sitting position before rubbing her eyes, "Gray? Loke?"
The two boys took no time in running out of the room, screaming "ZOMBIE!"
Lucy groaned and let her face hit the pillow. "Idiots..."
"YOU MADMAN! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?" Loke screamed at Natsu.
"I DON'T KNOW! WHAT HAVE I DONE!?"Natsu screamed back.
"YOU TURNED LUCY INTO A ZOMBIE IDIOT!" Gray yelled.
"CRAP! HOW DID YOU FIND OU- wait, what?"
"CUT THE CRAP NATSU! WE KNOW EVERYTHING!" Loke yelled and pointed an accusing finger to Natsu.
"SHUT UP!" Gajeel yelled from upstairs.
"...Cut the crap Natsu! We know everything!" Loke whispered.
"I have no idea what you're talking about" Natsu mumbled.
"What isn't there to know!? First you rape Lucy, then you turn her into a zombie, you make me sick..." Gray said in disgust.
"I have no idea what you're talking about!" Natsu defended himself.
"Don't try denying it Natsu, we saw her dead body, we know everything now" Gray said with a smirk and crossed his arms over his chest.
"What's with all the yelling!? And what's this about Natsu raping me!?" Lucy said from the door frame.
"L-Lu..cy?.." Gray and Loke said and tilted their heads to the side.
"Lucy! What are you doing standing!?" Natsu said, and in an instant, she was in his arms.
"Stop picking me up!" Lucy squealed.
"So...she's...not a zombie?.." Gray mumbled.
"And Natsu...didn't rape her?.." Loke said quietly.
"Why did you think that!?" The blonde questioned then yawned while rubbing her eyes.
"You were asleep weren't you~?" Natsu said in a teasing manner.
"Psh, yeah right" Lucy scoffed and looked the other way, a blush spreading to her cheeks.
Gray and Loke turned to look at each other. "What are girls hiding under all that make-up?" Loke said and the two shuddered.