Chapter 19- A One Erection Production
ANYWHO! LET ME JUST INFORM EVERYONE THAT THE TRIP TO THE CONCERT/LAS VEGAS WILL BE TOMORROW! (Not tomorrow in real life, tomorrow in story life!...Wow...That sounded sadder than I thought...I'm so alone..)
Sorry for yet another parody but Disappear500 gave me a really good idea and it includes the parody, WHICH YOU CAN WATCH RIGHT HERE - watch?v=j4PCFcMzHMA
"What are you all doing?" Lucy raised an eyebrow and looked over her shoulder, seeing the five members of One Direction looking at her laptop screen from behind her.
"We have nothing to do" Gajeel shrugged.
"So you come and watch what I do?" Lucy asked, getting nods in a reply.
"But it's my day off today!"
"Oh well" Gray said with a smirk.
"Fine, but I'm watching a parody~" Lucy said, hoping that they would leave instantly, but sadly they didn't move an inch. "...Doesn't that bother you?" Lucy asked.
"Little bit, but we still don't have anything else to do." Loke said and Lucy groaned in annoyance.
"Hold up!" Jellal said and took the mouse away from her.
"Not like I wanted that anyway..." Lucy mumbled, sarcasm clear in her words.
"Is this how people see us!?" The arrow circled around the words, 'A One Erection Production'.
Lucy put her hand to her mouth to muffle a laugh, she would be lying if she said she'd never thought of that.
"Just keep playing" Lucy said and pushed down on one of his fingers on the mouse so that the video would play.
(I did edit some words to fit the Fairy Tail way, JUST IN CASE ANYONE NOTICES MY DEVOTION TO MAKING THIS FIT THE STORY AND THERE NOT BE ANY STUFF-UPS, BUT, YOU KNOW, WHAT EVS.)
Jellal-
Oh I'm just tryin' to make it to the beauty
salon
Get out of my way I gotta get my nails done
Gonna get my eye brows threaded then
then I'll get
a funky skunky stripe put on my face.
Natsu-
Oh Peeka-peeka-boo where did I come from?
Looks like he gave birth to me from his skunk bum
"Some of these words will haunt me forever..." Natsu mumbled.
Gajeel-
Hey fellas could you stop the bike up at the light
l think I'm feelin' motorcycle sick
Bob/Director-
You're not as cute
as these other two.
"Well…That's true" Lucy said quietly, but everyone seemed to hear her.
"Hold the fuck up!" Loke said and paused the video.
"'Hold the fuck up'? Since when do you say stuff like that?" Jellal raised an eyebrow
"I just really wanted to say it.." Loke mumbled.
"..As Loke was going to say..." Gray trailed of.
"YOU'RE PICKING FAVOURITES!?" The five yelled in horror.
"AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT AS CUTE!?" Gajeel shouted. "I AM PERFECTLY CUTE." The four boys gave him an odd look, "You know…In a manly kind of way…"
"Well of course I'm picking favorites" Lucy said plainly, ignoring Gajeel's words.
"When you're watching a bunch of people do something you automatically pick a favorite, kinda like How I Met Your Mother, my favorite is Barney" She said with a shrug.
"And that is another reason for why I love you!" Loke said and high-fived the blonde.
"I can't believe Barney proposed to Robin! It was so cute~!" Lucy squealed
"I always knew they were going to be together, it just had to be Robin!" Loke said and the two began to talk about the TV series.
"Loke just went full fan guy...never go full fan guy.." Gajeel said and eyed Loke.
"Anyway, who's your favorite?" Gray asked, stopping the conversation between Loke and Lucy.
"The one with the blond and brown wig. He also plays Justin Bieber." Lucy says with a shudder of disgust. "He's really funny! And kind of cute..."
"Wait...you were talking about the people in the video?" Natsu asked
"Well...Duh?"
"But which one of us is your favorite!?" Loke asked, speaking for the five.
And with no hesitation, Lucy said a single name.
"Jellal."
"WHAT!? WHY HIM!?" Natsu yelled and pointed to Jellal, who was cheering for his 'awesomeness'.
"Because the rest of you are annoying" Lucy said bluntly.
"HAH! SEE THAT!? I'M NOT ANNOYING! WOOO!" Jellal shouted and began to laugh.
"HOW IS THAT NOT ANNOYING!?" Loke, Gray and Gajeel yelled.
"Ok now he's starting to get annoying...But he's still not as annoying as the rest of you"
"But I-..." Natsu said as he stressed out to try and find a good example for not being annoying. "-..I helped you when you hurt you're ankle! I even carried you!" Natsu said proudly and crossed his arms over his chest.
"Yes, you did, even when I told you multiple times to put me down!" Lucy said with a glare.
"I know how to truly solve this!" Loke said, "Whoever sings next is the best out of all of us!" Loke said and played the video while Lucy groaned and hit her head onto the edge of the desk.
Bob-
So let's just move you there
Now mince about, and act as though you're having fun
"That was not what I was hoping for..."
Gray-
He only gives us one
di rec tion
Bob-
Now run from the waaaaaaaaaaaave.
Jellal-
I need more Hair Spraaaaaaaaay
Gajeel-
This wanker is a
sad old man
Loke-
He's got us dressed like
old man bands
One Direction-
Can we take a breaaaaaaaak
Bob-
No bloody waaaaaay
Now put on your swimsuits
Gajeel-
Aw C'mon. We're quite pasty.
Gray-
We've yet to develop muscles
Jellal-
Oooh This one director won't ever let us leave
Bob-
You can leave as soon as you hit puberty
Jellal-
Come on mate, its cold in here look over here
Natsu's crying frozen tears.
Gajeel-
He's dead
Gray-
Well they tell us we're like Elvis back when he was a kid
I hope we don't die on the toilet like he did
Someone let me off the ride, I'm dying inside
Bob-
This is the worlds smallest violin
Lets have you twoooo
Remove those sailor suits
and dress like prostitutes, yeah!
Jellal-
The saddest part is we're not getting
paid that much
Gajeel-
They never even buy us lunch
and that's not faaaaaaaaair
Jellal-
How is my HAAAAAIR?
Bob-
Now put on these assless chaps
I bought them at the Assless Gap
Let's do 50 Shaaaaaaades
of Graaaaay
and let him hit you
Here's a tissue
I just tricked you
I made you sniff glue
Now let me fist you
One Direction-
NO!
Bob-
Ha ha ha ha I'm just kidding
Just checking if you were listening
Let's go hillbiilly hand fishing
Now lets do the ending from Broke
Back Mountain
Natsu-
I think I'm starting to have fun
Bob-
Try to make him staaaaay
and that's when you say
Natsu and Loke.
I wish I could quit you.
"I like this parody" Natsu announced.
"...Why?" Loke slowly asked.
"Because they never once said we were gay! Whoo!" Natsu cheered.
"Ok, go do your own things now, I've gotta go pack!" Lucy said and stood, turning of the computer as she did so.
"Why are you packing? You're not leaving me are you!?" Natsu cried out in horror and in an instant he latched onto her arm and began crying, promising he wouldn't annoy her anymore.
"I'm not leaving! I've gotta pack for Las Vegas" Lucy explained, hearing 'oh yeahhhh's escaping the lips of others.
"You all forgot didn't you?" Lucy said.
"Whaa, psh, no..." Loke said awkwardly and rubbed the back of his head.
"No, God, I'm not that irresponsible." Gray defended himself.
"Nope. Totally no way I could forget something like that!" Natsu said with a small laugh.
"I mean like who forgets things like that!?" Gajeel added.
"I forgot." Jellal said. The four boys stared at him before sighing and walking away.
"Seriously? He's your favourite?"
Later.
*WARNING! WARNING!* DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO IF YOU ARE YET TO LEARN ABOUT THE MONTHLY PROCESS OF THE FEMALE BODY! XD
*WARNING! WARNING!*
Do not watch while eating...
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"I told you it was a real video" Jellal said and eyed the video.
"No! No! No! Don't do it! Tell me she won't do it!" Loke shouted as he looked at the computer screen.
"There's no way!" Gajeel snickered, but there was this little voice saying she would, and that terrified him.
"What are you guys looking at?" Natsu asked and walked over to the three.
"A viral video" Loke said and stepped aside so Natsu could see.
"What? I don't get it- Oh my" Natsu said before he fell back and fainted.
"ACK! NO WAY!" Loke screamed.
"SHE'S CRAZY!" Gajeel shouted, completely horrified that someone could do such a thing.
"MY EYES!" Gray yelled and ran away with his eyes covered, though it did little to help since he ran straight into a wall.
"What are you all doing?" Lucy raised an eyebrow as stood at the doorway of Gajeel's room.
When no one answered the girl, she walked forward until she could see the computer screen, only to gasp at what she saw. "Oh God! You're not watching the tampon video are you!?" Lucy yelled, and in response Loke fainted, joining Natsu.
The video ended and Gajeel looked around, seeing the three boys laying lifeless on the ground and no sign of Jellal. "AHA! I AM VICTOIUS!"
"Go and do something useful with your life!" Lucy shouted.
"I am, I'm famous, rich and girls adore me. What about you? You're just a maid, gihi" Gajeel said with a snicker and ducked to avoid the glass of water being thrown at him.
"Have fun waking them up!" Gajeel called out and ran away.
Lucy groaned and massaged her temples. "I hate my job."