Chapter 22- I'm Here For The Potentiel Rapists.

What's with this story and rape... e.e

Lucy sighed as she walked down the streets of Las Vegas, lights flashing and shouts from various people echoing around her.

She couldn't deal with the five idiots right now, surely they could survive for a bit without her, they were big kids and they can tie their own shoe laces.

...Or at least she hoped.

With her eyes having a strong lock on the ground, she didn't realize the person in front of her.

"Sorry" She said quietly after bumping into him.

"Lucy?" The boy asked.

The blonde looked up to see who could possibly recognize her in a city she's never been to before.

"Sting! What are you doing here!?" She shrieked, looking up at the smirking blonde.

"I'm here for a One Direction concert" He said.

"You? A One Direction concert?" Lucy questioned, tilting her head slightly.

"Well to be honest, your friends dragged me and Rouge along, saying how 'Pretty girls like us shouldn't be alone in a foreign city, you and Rouge need to come to protect us from any potential rapist~'" Sting mimicked with a high pitched voice, ending with a scoff. "But that brings me to the question of why would you be here? It's not like you have the money to see a concert or anything, oh but, I guess you could always just tag along with your husband Natsu Dragneel" Sting hummed.

"Oh god you know!?" Lucy said in horror.

"Well duh, the whole world would know by now" The blonde said and rolled his eyes.

"Oh Sting! It's been horrible!" Lucy cried out and tackled him into a hug.

"Uh, um, there there..." Sting said awkwardly as he pat her head, not having any experience with crying girls. "Do you, um...Want to see everyone?" Sting asked, her reply being a slow nod.

"Lucy!" Levy shouted and hugged the blonde girl.

"What are you talking about, Lucy's not here- LUCY!" Erza shouted and hugged her as well, soon followed by Lisanna and Juvia.

"So it really is true! You are with Natsu Dragneel!" Levy said in amazement, stars shining in her eyes.

"No! I'm not! It's all just a stupid mistake!" Lucy sobbed.

"What do you mean?" Erza asked.

"Are you all forgetting the fact that she's with Natsu Dragneel in the first place!? How did they even meet!?" Lisanna shouted.

"Lisanna's right. Lucy, explain!" Erza demanded.

"It's a long story though..." Lucy mumbled.

Levy shrugged. "We have time,"

*Knock Knock*

"Juvia will get it!" Juvia called out and opened the door.

"Hello, you wouldn't happen to know where Lucy Heartfillia is would you?" Loke said with a wink.

"Oh my..." Juvia mumbled before falling back and landing unconscious on the carpeted floor.

"WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE!?" Lucy screeched at the five boys, watching as they walked in without even worrying about the unconscious girl, Gajeel and Jellal merely walking over her.

"You've been gone for a while so we decided to come look for you, you know, in case you got kidnapped by some potential rapist" Gray said with a slight shrug.

"I TOLD YOU IT WAS A POSSIBILITY!" Levy shouted in the background, pointing an accusing finger at Rouge and Sting.

"How did you even find me!?" Lucy shouted.

"Oh, you didn't know? There's a tracking device in your phone" Jellal said.

"I think Happy might have put it in a few days ago..." Natsu mumbled.

"Can someone please explain what's going on!?" Erza shouted. Right now only herself and Levy were left, Lisanna had joined Juvia in the Wonderland of One Direction.

"Oh? You didn't know? Lucy's our personal maid" Loke said with a sly smirk.

"WHAT!? WHY HAVEN'T WE EVER KNOW OF THIS!?" Levy screamed.

"THEY SAID I COULDN'T TELL ANYONE!" Lucy yelled and pointed to the teenage pop star's.

"Oh? We did? Well this is an exception" Loke said with a shrug.

"I hate you all..." Lucy mumbled.

"So...Are you two going out or not?" Sting asked, eyeing Lucy and Natsu.

"No! It was just a...test..." Lucy said nervously, her words creating laughter from others.

"A test? You tested kissing on someone" Sting said between laughs.

"Don't laugh at me! I'm in a horrible situation right now! Everyone thinks I'm his girlfriend~!" Lucy said and cried into the blonde boys chest.

"I don't see how that's such a bad thing…" Natsu grumbled and crossed his arms over his chest, glaring daggers at the wall.

"Awe, it's okay, they'll all forget about it soon" Sting said, patting her head, "And then you'll become a nobody again".

"Are you two dating?" Jellal asked, looking at the two cuddling blondes.

"What? No-" Lucy began, but was cut off by a half-naked boy.

"- OH MY GOD! YOU'RE A CHEATER! YOU CHEATED ON THAT IDIOT WITH THIS IDIOT!" Gray shouted in horror, two 'Hey!'s being heard in the background.

"I didn't cheat on any-"

"How could you!? Our little Lucy, a cheater! I never thought I'd see the day!" Loke said between sobs, and soon he and Gray were crying together in the corner, mumbling about how there little girl was a backstabbing bitch.

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?" Lucy barked, fire burning in her eyes.

"Can we go already?" Gajeel said; boredom clearly heard in his voice.

"Yes, we should really get going" Jellal agreed with a nod.

"You can all leave, I'm going to stay here with my friends" Lucy said and turned around with a 'humph'.

"To bad" Natsu said and through her over his shoulder.

"LET ME DOWN YOU PINK HAIRED IDIOT!" Lucy screeched.

Natsu's eye twitched in annoyance. "For the hundredth time, IT'S SALMON." Natsu correct as he walked out the door, making sure to step over the unconscious blue-haired girl.

"Come on" Jellal sighed and dragged Loke out the room by his collar while Gajeel dragged Gray.

"I'll see you all later some time" Loke said with a wink before the door shut.

"...You girls are actually in love with them?" Rouge said, finally speaking.

"So dreamy~" Levy hummed to herself.

"Would you let me go!?" Lucy yelled, "I'll scream rape!"

"If you want, I can make it true" Loke said with a flirtatious wink, suddenly appearing in front of her.

"You're horrible!" She yelled and covered her eyes in embarrassment.

"If you so much as touch her, I'll make your life a living hell" Natsu said with a glare.

"Okay Okay! I won't rape her..." Loke said, putting his hands up in defense, "...Yet"

In one swift move, Natsu put Lucy down, gave Loke a punch, and picked Lucy up again.

"SERIOUSLY!?HE HAD JUST STARTED WALKING AND NOW I HAVE TO DRAG HIM AROUND AGAIN!? GO TO HELL SALAMANDER!" Gajeel yelled and walked off with Loke's unconcious body.

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