Chapter 23- Lucy's Boobs?
I feel like over the past couple of chapters you and me are closer than ever before :-)
You don't feel that way?...Ok...Please don't feel awkward! I'm sorry I made you feel uncomfortable! Don't leave me! T-T
**TODAY IS CONCERT DAY!**
The walk to the resort was a quiet one; the only noises heard from the four were Gajeel's occasional grumbles as he dragged Loke's near life-less body around.
"Lucy still putting up a fight?" Jellal asked the pink-haired boy, a single blue eyebrow raised.
"Nah, she fell asleep a few minutes ago" Natsu said softly, not wanting to wake up the blonde.
Either no one noticed, or no one cared as Gray slowly drifted away to the other side of the street. A lot of people don't know this, but Gray is actually rather smart, so he obviously had to make sure they wouldn't cause much of a scene if someone saw them.
From an innocent by standers view, they would see a large man dragging an unconscious, beaten man in a suit behind him, a man walking a bit behind him, arms crossed and an expressionless face, and behind him was another man, only this one was carrying a unconscious looking girl over his shoulders.
"Good! We'll fit right into the scene of L.A. if anyone see's us!" Gray declared and jogged back to the five people.
..Okay...Maybe he isn't that smart, but it's the thought that counts!
As they passed the reception desk, the woman gave her the six an odd look.
"Where is she!? My flirtationist signals are tingling!" Loke suddenly jumped to his feet, scaring everyone slightly. Then, his eyes locked onto the brunette behind the desk.
He swiftly glided to the front of the desk, resting one arm along the top with a seductive look. "Why hello there, What's your name?" He said with a wink.
The girl, unable to produce words at the moment, was graced with a blush that went down he neck, it's not every day a famous singer that all the girls swoon over is asking what your name is.
"I-um, I-I'm..." The gil mumbled.
"Come on Loke, no flirting tonight" Gray sighed and pulled him by the collar.
"Aw, but I wanted to talk to the pretty lady" He said with a childish pout.
At the edge of her bed, Natsu carefully lowered Lucy onto the soft mattress.
As he gazed down to her and took in all the beauty she held, he just couldn't resist as he bent down and gave her a soft kiss, but it ended quickly as he stood and turned to leave.
"Hoho, I saw that Natsu" Jellal said with a sly grin as he leaned against the door frame, one leg casually crossed over the other.
"Psh, what are you talking about? I think you're starting to catch Lucy's weirdness" Natsu said with a nervous laugh while he walked past the blue haired boy.
The Next Day...
"Hey Lucy, when's the concert?" Loke asked, never taking his eyes away from the TV.
"Tomorrow, shouldn't you already know that!?" Lucy barked, to which Loke scoffed.
"Me knowing when all the events are on?" He questioned, "It's like you don't even know me".
Lucy sighed how unbelievable he could be sometimes, "I'm having a shower, so figure your own things for a while" She said and began to walk to the bathroom.
"I can join you if you want" Loke said, suddenly in front of her.
Lucy glared at him and Loke let out a long sigh whist he walked back to the couch, "It was worth a try!" He called out.
Moments later, Jellal came into the lounge room, looking around carefully.
"Do you know where Lucy is?" The bluenette asked.
"Shower." Loke said, once again, lost in the TV.
Jellal let out a sigh of relief and muttered out a soft 'Good' as he collapsed onto the couch beside Loke. Loke tore his eyes away from the screen of the TV to face Jellal, raising a perfectly shaped eyebrow.
"Why?"
"Don't you think it's weird how Lucy seemed pretty calm about her friends knowing about this? I myself thought that she would be pretty angry, turning into a monster of some sort on a rampage. So I thought, what if she's bottling all her anger off, and so the next time some ticks her off, she just...Explodes!" Jellal exclaimed, using his hands for a better effect.
"You're right, now the question is how do we make her explode" Loke hummed, thinking about the endless possibilities. Jellal narrowed his eyes and hit Loke over the head, attempting to knock the stupid thought out of him.
"Hey! I was just kidding!" Loke defended himself, "...Kinda"
"KYAAAA!"
"HOLY SHIT!"
Both males heads, snapped to the direction of the yells, seeing a slightly wet, wide eyed, blushing Gajeel run out the bathroom, the door slamming shut behind him.
"Did you just..?" Jellal trailed off.
"If your accusing me of walking in on Lucy being naked in the shower, then it may or may not have happened" Gajeel said, stuttering slightly.
"Was she as hot as she looks naked?" Loke asked, looking up a Gajeel. Gajeel smirked down at Loke for an answer and both boys shared a high-five.
"Jellal, I think we just successfully ticked her off!" Loke said with a grin.
"We weren't trying to do that..." Jellal muttered from the palm of his hand. "And wouldn't you be able to hear the water from the shower!?" Jellal said.
"I just asumed one of you idiots left it on" Gajeel shrugged. "I mean it wouldn't be the first time."
"WHAT HAPPENED!? WHERE'S LUCY!?" Gray yelled as he skidded beside the table, a baseball bat in a tight grip and dressed nicely in a pair of boxers and his bed hair adding on to the crazy look.
"Nothing happened! Gajeel just walked in on her while she was in the shower" Jellal sighed.
"What!?" Gray exclaimed, looking at the pierced man with wide eyes. "…Was she hot?"
The sound of smacking echoed through the room as Jellal's hand met his own forehead in a rather painful way.
"Where the hell did you get a baseball bat?" Loke asked, looking at Gray with a confused expression.
Gray shrugged. "Found it".
Natsu, similar to Gray, skidded into the room with bed hair and a pair of boxers, only he carried a metal pole within his hands.
Without a second thought, he struck the 'burglar' at the back of the head with the pole, sending the man to the ground, groaning in pain as he clutched his head.
"Aha!" Natsu shouted, holding the pole up in victory.
"NATSU! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?" Jellal practically screamed.
"What!? I just saved all your asses!"
"Go to hell flaim-brain". Natsu looked down to the person he had struck in the head the see in surprise that it was Gray.
"Huh, guess I should've looked at who it was before I attacked" Natsu mumbled to himself.
"YES! YOU SHOULD HAVE!" Jellal yelled.
"Where the hell did he get the pole!? I didn't have any weapon for protection in my room!" Loke said and looked up to Gajeel, "Did you have anything in your room?!" He asked with a raised eyebrow, to which the boy replied with a shake of the head.
"So who screamed? It was Lucy right?" He asked, tilting his head slightly.
"Gajeel just walked into her on the shower and she screamed" Jellal explained.
"Oh,"
"Yeah, I'm okay by the way, my bleeding head is in no way an issue." Gray groaned from the floor.
"I'm hungry" Natsu announced and turned to walk away, everyone along with himself ignoring Gray.
"So Gajeel, Lucy's boobs-" Loke began.
"Lucy's boobs?" Gajeel raised an eyebrow.
"Yes, Lucy's Boobs. If you could describe them in one word, what would it be?" Loke asked.
"Hm, well..." Gajeel hummed, thinking about the image that has been stuck in his head for a while now.
"NATSU!"
"LUCY!?"
There was a moment of silence between the four males, but after seconds past they all ran to the sounds of the yells of distress to see what had happened, and were quite amused at the two's current situation.
A rather flushed and traumatized looking blonde laid on the ground a few feet away from the bathroom while Natsu laid on top of her, lifting himself slightly so he wouldn't crush the girl, but still close enough so no one could see any 'privates'. He had no choice really, Lucy clutched to him like he was her life source, all this happening while her towel laid somewhere to the side.
"...How did her towel get there?" Jellal asked, no longer being able to hide the question.
"Y-you're, YOU'RE-" Loke began, but Natsu cut him off.
"I'M NOT RAPING HER! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"
"Heh heh heh, never new Lucy liked it kinky" Gray said, smirking slyly, his previous injury lost and forgotten.
"Kill me now..." Lucy whispered, burying her face in the palms of her hands as she desperately wished for the ability to disappear.
She could easily stand and walk away, but if she did, they would all see her naked...That was definitely not going to happen.
Loke hummed as he bent down slightly to look at Lucy's side. "Nice..." He said, nodding in approval.
"Do you mind!?" Lucy barked, turning her neck to look at the four males.
"No, don't mind us, just continue with what you were doing, maybe stand to get your towel?" Gray suggested.
"Where the hell did my towel go!?" Lucy yelled in horror.
"Who know's..." Gajeel said, looking around the room and trying to seem innocent.
"Do not leave me like this" Lucy said to Natsu, praying that he would not be as perverted as these four idiots.
"I think I might have an idea" Natsu muttered to himself.
"Wait, what is it?- NATSU!"
Lucy let out a scream of surprise as Natsu scooped her into his arms, pressing her body against his own and quickly turning his back to the other teen boys.
"Aw come on Natsu! Way to ruin the fun!" Loke shouted as he stormed into the lounge room, obviously not happy that he didn't get to see anything 'interesting'.
Next time, on One Direction Infection...
"We've got a bit of love/hate
You take me to the edge then you hit the brakes
I say it's over one day,
But then I'm crawling back begging you to stay
We make up and we break up all the time"
"-You might hate me if I do it though" Natsu said softly as he walked closer to the blonde.
"What is it?" Lucy asked, finally coming to a stop as he back hit the wall. "Natsu?"
"Lucy? What's wrong?" Levy asked, seeing her closest friend standing at the door way.
"I'm confused, fustrated and embarresed, help me!" Lucy pleaded.
"Have you ever gone to second base?"
"Erza!" Lisanna shouted in shock, her cheeks covered in a bright pink.
"What? It's just normal girl talk" The red-head said with a shrug.
"We're not here to talk about the birds and the bee's, we're here to help Lucy through a midlife crisis!" Levy said.
I'm gonna start doing that in every chapter now so it looks like one of those dramatic tv shows xD
Any idea's on what happened? :3