Chapter 24- A Slap For A Story
Warning: Yaoi and small lemon scenes- For those who do not wish to see the 'mature' scenes, I'll be marking where it begins and ends.
As I'm editing all the chapters, I have been waiting for this one the most.
"LUCY! I NEED HAIR JELL AND I NEED IT NOW!" Gray yelled, shaking Lucy back and forth.
"I don't know where it is!" She yelled back, attempting to remove Gray's iron grip on her shoulder.
"Don't girls usually wear hair jell!?" He asked, looking anything but calm.
"Y-Yeah I guess, but I don't wear it,"
"Dammit Lucy!" He yelled and shoved her away, walking into the bathroom. "WHY ARE WOMAN SO USELESS!?"
"Lucy, have you seen Gray?" Loke asked, suddenly appearing beside her.
"Yeah, he's in the bathroom" Lucy answered, raising an eyebrow curiously. Loke smirked and quietly walked towards the bathroom.
When he was close enough he screamed out "I HAVE YOUR HAIR JELL BITCH!" And slammed the door shut, not forgetting to lock it.
"W-what? L-Loke!? Let me out! YOU KNOW I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC! THE WALLS! THEY'RE CLOSING IN ON ME! OPEN THE DOOR LOKE!" Gray shouted while repeatedly banging on the locked door.
"What was that for!?" Lucy yelled.
"He-" Loke began, pointing an accusing finger at the door, "-Thought it would be funny to steal my glasses and see how I would react!".
"But...they're just glasses" Lucy said slowly, eyeing the ginger.
"No! They're much more than that! They're my precious..." Loke said, stroking his blue tinted glasses.
Lucy's breath hitched in her throat and she slowly took a step back with wide eyes.
"You won't let him out will you!?" Loke snapped, quickly looking at Lucy.
"What? Hah hah, no! Why would I!? I mean he stole your glasses, he deserves being locked in the bathroom even if he's claustrophobic" Lucy laughed nervously.
"Good...Because if you do-!"
"Relax! I won't!"
Loke nodded and walked away.
"Lucy!? You'll let me out of here won't you? Have I ever told you how beautiful you are? How funny you are?" Gray said, his voice slightly muffled.
"Of course I'll let you out- I'm not that cruel." Lucy whispered, opening the bathroom door.
"Thank god! I was running out of lies!" Gray cheered.
"I'm having other thoughts now..."
"Oh no! Lucy run! It's back!" Gray screamed in horror.
"What are you talking ab- OH MY GOD!" Lucy screamed and jumped back once she turned and saw the romantic group member of One Direction standing before her with a twisted grin etched on his face.
"You lied to me Lucy…" He rasped out with a hoarse voice.
Moments Later...
Gray and Lucy quietly sat on the bathroom floor.
"So...Now that we're alone-"
"I swear to God Gray" Lucy hissed as she glared at him.
"Have you seen Lucy lately?" Natsu asked, walking into the kitchen.
"No. Now that you mention it, I haven't seen Gray around either" Jellal replied then sighed. "I guess we have to go find them".
They began to walk around, and only seconds later Natsu spoke.
"Found them"
"That expert hearing of yours comes in handy a lot".
"No- They're just screaming really loudly" Natsu said.
"KILL IT LUCY!" Gray yelled in horror.
"I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT THING!" Lucy screamed and backed against the wall, "WHAT KIND OF INSECT IS THAT!?"
"I DON'T THINK IT'S AN INSECT"
"Lucy..." Gray said quietly, "It's looking at me." The half-naked boy froze and looked at the 'thing' that was looking him in the eye, he didn't know what it was, but it had wings, fangs, claws and fur. That was enough to terrify him.
"Just don't move..." Lucy answered, trying not to be too loud.
"LUCY! IT'S FLYING!" Gray's voice came out high-pitched as he ducked down to avoid the animal.
"SOMEONE! LET US OUT! YOU CAN LEAVE GRAY IN HERE- BUT LET ME OUT! I'M TO PRETTY TO DIE!" Lucy yelled, banging on the door.
"Lucy?" Natsu question once he opened the door.
"OH THANK GOD NATSU!" Lucy cried and crushed the pinkette into a hug.
"AHA!" Gray shouted and slammed the door shut, locking it in the process, but jumped back when something smashed against the wooden door..
"What's in there!?" Jellal yelled, staring at the doors with wide eyes.
"I don't know, and I'm not about to find out" Gray said and quickly walked away.
"I'm just gonna forget this little event" Jellal shook his head as he walked back to his room.
Natsu would have walked away along with the other two, but a certain blonde was stopping any of those possibilities. "Lucy?"
"Mmm?" She hummed, sending vibrations through his chest. "Oh!- Um, sorry" Lucy said and pushed away, scratching her neck awkwardly.
"Well if you want me to hold you that badly" Natsu said with a smirk and opened his arms.
"Nope!" Lucy replied and walked away, leaving Natsu pouting.
He proceeded to jump back when the creature trapped in the bathroom slammed against the wooden door again. "Uh...What am we going to do with the thing in the bathroom?...Hello?"
Later that day...
"Awe Lucy~ You sure you don't wanna come to the concert with us?" Loke said as the maid continued to shove them out the door.
"I'm sure, now hurry up and leave or else you'll be late!"
"Your loss!" He replied and practically skipped down the hall, singing the famous lines 'You don't know- oh! You don't know you're beautiful, that's what makes you beautiful!'
Lucy put a hand to her mouth to muffle her giggles, they were such children sometimes.
...Most times.
"Bye Luce"
"See ya' Lucy"
"Bye bye"
"Bye"
"Until tonight, gorgeous"
Once the five boys had left, she slammed the door shut and began to squeal in excitement. Finally! Some time to herself without the constant voices of the One Direction's members surrounding her. She can finally be free to do the things she'd been longing to do for oh so long. Where should she start? Think of another major plot for her novel? Go out shopping? The possibilities were endless.
Moments Later
"THE BRIDGE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU DORA! ARE YOU BLIND!?"
[Loke]
Yeah, so tell me, girl, if every time we
[All]
To-o-uch
You get this kind of ru-u-ush
Baby, say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
If you don't wanna take it slow
And you just wanna take me home
Baby, say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Every time we to-o-uch
You get this kind of ru-u-ush
Baby, say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
If you don't wanna take it slow
And you just wanna take me home
Baby, say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Natsu]
And let me kiss you
The cheering of the crowd roared up once again when the final strum of the guitar was played and each boy gave a dazzling smile to the many girls in the stands.
"He smiled at me~" A brunette cooed.
"My mouths starting to hurt" Natsu quietly said, making sure to keep the smile plastered on his lips.
"What's the next song?" He heard Loke ask when the music began to play again, his voice sounding different with trying to keep the grin on his face.
"One way- Natsu!" Jellal whispered/shouted.
'Oh shit!' The pinkette instantly thought.
[Natsu]
One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
"I'm so bored..." Lucy sighed, her eyes scanning the room for something interesting. She had managed to end up laying up side on the couch, the blood continuing to rush to her head and causing it to ache, though she couldn't find the energy to move.
"I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but I think I'm actually missing them... Natsu especially" She said quietly, eventually letting another sigh to escape her mouth.
"...I feel that if this were a story or a movie I'd be seeing flash backs of the fun and good times we had together, then a close-up of us laughing, then at the end us kissing that night, than fading out to black and me realizing I love" She paused, "Not that I do love him! There's no way!" She said with a nervous laugh. She stood and made her way to the bathroom to splash some water onto her face.
She opened the door only to put a hand to her mouth in attempt to muffle the screams.
'IT'S STILL THERE!?'
Her hand dropped from her mouth as she eyed the animal closer, before her eyes widened in surprise. "Awe! It's a mummy! That's why it was so dangerous~ It just wanted somewhere safe for her babies~" The blonde cooed, regretting it when the unknown animal snapped it's head up to look at her and let out a terrifying hissing sound.
"CRAP!" She screeched and slammed the door shut, hearing a slam against the door, much like earlier that day.
[Natsu]
One way or another I'm gonna see ya
(I wanna hold you wanna hold you tight)
I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
(I wanna hold you wanna hold you tight)
One way or another I'm gonna win ya
(I wanna hold you wanna hold you tight)
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
(I wanna hold you wanna hold you tight)
One way or another
Looking over her trap, Lucy nodded at her brilliance.
"Sometimes I think I'm too smart for my own good" Lucy said and smirked mischievously.
With one final look, she quietly made her way to the bathroom and slowly opened the door before squeaking and running to hide behind the couch.
She carefully peeked from the top and held in the urge to pump her fist in the air and scream out 'YES!' once she saw the animal, along with her children, sniffing then biting at the small bit of meat.
"Come on..." The blonde said to herself before grinning when they moved onto the next piece of meat.
She moved away from the couch and walked towards them, being sure that they wouldn't notice, a spatula in her hand just in case they decided to attack her.
One could never be too sure.
As the animals followed the trail of food, they unconsciously made their way outside the room and into the hall way.
"AHA!" Lucy yelled in victory as she slammed the door shut.
Suddenly, there was an ear-piercing scream from a woman coming from the hall way. Lucy made no hesitation in running away from the door and jumping onto the couch, acting as if nothing had happened.
Later...
"THANK YOU-"
There was a pause.
"Las Vegas" Gray whispered as he waved to the crowd.
"-LAS VEGAS!" Natsu finished.
The boys walked of the stage, slightly jumping on each other, laughing and waving before they were out of sight, just to please the fans and there ridiculous fantasies.
"Great job boys" Bob said and proceeded to smack Loke's butt then squeeze Gray's.
The two began to quicken there pace as they walked away, resisting the urge to run.
"Finally! We can leave!" Jellal cheered.
"YES!" Natsu cheered. It had been to lonely, even though there were hundreds of people surrounding him, without Lucy constant yelling to pick something up or to act more human, so he was quite eager to to get back.
"I can drive you boys~?" Bob offered, winking at the five band members.
"NO!" They yelled in union before hurrying away.
At the sudden knock, Lucy squealed, and once again, hid behind the couch in fear that someone was here to talk to her about the animal she had let loose.
There was another knock, only harder.
"Open the bloody door bunny girl! We forgot the keys!" The unmistakable voice of Gajeel echoed through the door.
With a large smile plastered on her face, she ran to the door and quickly opened it.
Gajeel eyed her suspiciously, why would she be smiling? Something must be up.
"Weird ass blondie.." He muttered.
"Hello, beautiful" Loke said seductively and lightly kissed Lucy's hand, to which the girl cutely giggled. The ginger coughed awkwardly and walked away quickly, never before seeing this side of the maid.
Saying her hello's to Gray and Jellal, she finally saw Natsu walk through the door frame. "Natsu!" She squealed and hugged the boy, who instantly froze and the touch.
He shared a look with Loke, Gray and Jellal, mouthing words and wildly pointing to the girl hugging him, as if saying 'Look at this! Do you see this!? What's happening? Help!'
The three boys were no help.
Jellal gave the gesture of hugging by wrapping his arms around himself.
Gray was clutching his stomach and fake laughing, easily getting the point that it was amusing across.
And then there was Loke, who held a fake person and, basically, made out with the air, before stopping and wiggling his eyebrows at Natsu.
No Help at all.
Natsu shrugged, deciding to just go with the flow.
"Lucy!" He attempted to squeal and spun the blonde in the air, who in return she let out a series of giggles.
"So, how'd the concert go?" She asked once her feet were on the ground once again.
"Who are you and what did you do to my Luce?" He asked, gripping onto her shoulders.
"What are you talking about?" She mumbled, looking anywhere but his eyes as a light blush coated her cheeks.
"Oh well" He shrugged again and slung an arm around her shoulders.
Later...
The lights were dim as the two watched the movie displayed on the large screen, not a noise being heard with the exception of the TV, due to everyone else being asleep. They sat side by side with no gap between the two while Lucy rested her head on Natsu's shoulder and his arm wrapped around her waist.
Natsu dared not look at her, in fear he would ruin this moment. He was also fully convinced that either Lucy shared mutual feelings for him...or he was just massively friend-zoned.
Not moving, he glanced down at the blonde, seeing her eyelids drooping slightly.
Well, might as well ask, maybe in this near-falling asleep state she wouldn't completely take in the questions.
"So Lucy...Have you ever had a boyfriend?" He asked, regretting it as soon as the words left his mouth.
Much to his surprise, Lucy hummed before answering "Almost...Hate his guts now though"
Wow, he should have taken advantage of her sleepy state ages ago!
"Oh? Why's that?" He raised an eyebrow.
"He got to touchy-feely."
He couldn't blame the guy, she was irresistible after all. She sighed before standing, saying "I need to get a drink of water before I fall asleep" and walking away.
He could blame himself though.
"Lucy" He spoke, gaining the attention of the blonde.
"Hm?" She hummed and turned around.
"I was thinking lately..." He began, taking a step closer to her while she took a step back by instinct. "And I decided on something that I really want to say and want to do" He continued to stalk towards her and she continued to take careful steps backwards. "But...I have a feeling that you might hate me if I do it though"
"What is it?" Lucy asked, finally coming to a stop as he back hit the wall. "Natsu?" She asked again, getting no response.
Without any hesitation, he crashed his lips against hers.
Lucy stayed still, unmoving for a moment, letting what was currently happing sink in.
Maybe it was shock, or that it was so out of character for him, or maybe it was that her mind was clouded with sleep, but whatever caused it, she wished she hadn't done it.
She pushed him away and in one quick movement, slapped him, leaving his head hanging to the side and an angry red mark on his cheek. She looked up at him with unshed tears and put her hand to her mouth, not believing what she had done. Quickly deciding on a way to escape this mess, she did what any sensible person would do. She ran away.
Natsu visibly flinched when he heard the door slam shut. Yep, he shouldn't have done it.
"Someone get the door!" Sting groaned.
"Why don't you!" Lisanna shouted, lifting her head from the pillow.
"Because I need my beauty sleep!"
"You'll need a lot more than beauty sleep to fix your so called face..." She muttered, glaring daggers at the blonde boy.
"What'd you say!?"
Another knock interrupted their talking.
"Ugh, I'll get it!" Levy said and rolled her eyes.
"Who the hell is it..." She mumbled and opened the door, her eyes widening at the sight.
"Lucy? What's wrong?" Levy asked, seeing her closest friend standing at the door way with tears running down her cheeks and her mascara ruined.
"I'm confused, fustrated and embarresed, help me!" Lucy pleaded.
"So who was the dick head knocking on the- Heeey! Lucy!" Sting said with an awkward laugh. "Huh, what's wrong? Geeze, you look like shit" He said before panicking when she began to cry harder.
"Not. Helping." Levy said and glared at him.
"Awe, Lucy honey, what happened?" All girls quickly got out of their beds and huddled around the crying girl.
"Natsu kissed me, I panicked, and I slapped him! He probably hates me now!" Lucy said between sobs and hid her face in the palms of her hands.
"Whoa! You slapped a celebrity!? Way to go Lucy!" Sting cheered.
"It would probably be best if you didn't speak..." Rouge muttered from beside him. Because of the small rooms, Rouge and Sting shared a bed along with Lisanna and Erza while Juvia and Levy had separate single beds.
The girls ended up settling on Lisanna's and Erza's bed to talk about it and help Lucy through her drama.
"I just don't know what to do" Lucy said, her voice hoarse from the crying she had previously done.
"If he kissed you than I doubt he would hate you~" Lisanna said with a smile.
"Yeah! You should go back and kiss him! You can practice with me if you want!" Sting shouted from the other side of the room.
"Sting! Shut up!" Lisanna shouted back at him.
"So since you've obviously kissed before...have you ever gone to second base?" Erza asked, her face showing complete seriousness.
"Erza!" Lisanna shouted in shock, her cheeks covered in a bright pink.
"What? It's just normal girl talk" The red-head said with a shrug.
"We're not here to talk about the birds and the bee's, we're here to help Lucy through a midlife crisis!" Levy huffed.
"You can still talk about 'The birds and the bees' though, you know, if you want..." Sting said with a blush as he thought of the girls talking dirty.
"Sting sweetie, there's Google to find out what you do with your vagina" Lisanna said with a smirk, not looking back at him.
"Bloody woman!" Sting growled.
"Anyway" Levy began, "What are you going to do?"
"Juvia wishes she were you. Juvia wouldn't mind at all if Gray kissed me~" Juvia sighed in happiness and put her hands to her cheeks.
"I don't know what I'm going to do to be honest" Lucy sighed, ignoring Juvia's previous comment. "I guess I'll just see what happens..." The blonde bit her lip and fidgeted with her hands. "Can I stay with you guys tonight?"
"Of course you can" Levy said while the others nodded.
"You can sleep with me in my bed if you want!" Sting offered.
"Just stop trying..." Rouge shook his head.
"Hey Lucy, I know something that might cheer you up!" Lisanna said.
"What?"
"Okay, so when I was searching One Direction stuff, I found this One Direction fanfiction site, and Oh. My. God!" She squealed.
"It's like heaven on a website!" Levy added.
"What? Like stories?" Lucy asked, tilting her head slightly.
"Yeah, only- wait, I'll just read one" Lisanna said and took out her phone.
"You guys might not wanna listen to this" Erza called out to Rouge and Sting and the two shared a confused look.
"Let me just find a good bit..." Lisanna hummed before exclaiming "Aha!"
For those who do not wish to view the Mature scenes, keep scrolling down until you see the bold text again.
" ' "Fuck Gray! Hurry up"
I smiled and slowly pulled his pants down with my teeth. I kept eye contact the whole time and I swear I felt Gajeel harden even more. I palmed him through his boxes and he moaned deeply.
"Shit. Harder"
I ignored him and slowly pulled down his boxers and his length lay on his stomach. I heard him hiss at the cold air now on his hot member.
"Holy shit. You're huge" -' "
"OH MY GOD! LISANNA STOP! I WORK WITH THEM! I HAVE TO LOOK AT THEM IN THE MORNING! AH! GRAY AND GAJEEL! OH GOD!" Lucy screamed in horror.
"Oh but it's only getting started Lucy" Erza said darkly as a smirk graced her lips.
Lisanna nodded in agreement and scrolled down more to find a 'better' bit.
" '"F-Faster... Please" I could barely get the words out.
Gajeel pulled on my bottom lip with his teeth and began to increase his speed.
"Fuck Gray you're so tight"
Then Gajeel hit my prostate and pleasure surged through every inch of my body. I screamed with pleasure as Gajeel kept hitting that spot over and over again. My hips came crashing down to meet his. Gajeel pulled my leg up and I could feel his cock traveling deeper and harder at this angle. It was like nothing I had ever experienced before.' "
Lisanna paused and looked up at me, wiggling her eyebrows with a smirk gracing her lips.
Lucy looked around the bedroom, Juvia, Erza and Levy seemed to be totally engrossed in the story while Rouge and Sting were completely mortiphied.
" '"Fuck. Gajeel...I-I'm close"' " Lisanna began to read again.
" '"Me too...Gray"
He leaned down to kiss my neck and started whispering profanities in my ear. That tipped me over the edge and I spilled all over my chest as well as Gajeel's. My walls tightened around Gajeel's member and he released inside of me. We both screamed each others names as we came down from our highs.
Slowly Gajeel's softening length pulled out of me and he collapsed next to me. We were both panting' "
Mature words stops here. Innocent people can continue reading.
"Stop! No more!"
"You must have liked it if you listened to whole way through~" Lisanna cooed.
"YOU GIRLS ARE HORRIBLE, LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ROUGE! YOU MADE HIM FAINT!" Sting screamed in horror and shook his childhood friend.
"Oh get over it" Lisanna rolled.
"I'll never be able to look at them in the same way!" Lucy shouted.
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"Is there a serial rapist hiding somewhere in the streets of Las Vegas?", "Oh. My. God."
"-So help me?" Natsu pleaded.
The four band members eyed him and thought for moments before Loke sighed. "Gotta be done" He shrugged.
"You owe me big time"
"Sure"
"If it'll make Lucy Happy..."
"Where's Natsu?" Lucy asked, raising an eyebrow, "I don't know, he hasn't been here for a while" Loke replied.
"Am I the reason he's not here?" Lucy mumbled, pulling her knee's up to her chest and wrapping her arms around them.
"No. Way"
"Watcha doin' later tonight?
Would you mind if I spend time with you?"