Chapter 2- Sexy, Hot And Perfect

"I really hate classes with Mr Strauss." Gray mumbled. "His 'man' talk is so annoying."

"Beyond annoying." Natsu agreed as they walked to the groups usual hang out place for lunches during school. It wasn't anything special, just a shaded area thanks to a few large trees and a table with a long pan of metal attached to sit..

He waved a hand, seeing Gajeel, Lisanna, Erza and Jellal already there; Lisanna, Erza and Jellal on the seats while Gajeel lied beside one of the trees, his eyes shut and arms folded behind his head.

Gray joined the three and seated himself while Natsu found a shaded spot beneath another old tree and, similar to Gajeel, and laid down with closed eyes and listened to their conversation, occasionally speaking himself.

It wasn't long before he heard the sound of more foot steps, then later felt someone settle beside him.

His eye brows scrunched together when another hand held his own.

"Who's holding my hand?" He asked, not bothering to open his eyes.

"Lisanna." An all too familiar voice spoke. He could hear a short and stuttered 'W-what!?' coming from the silver-haired girl.

Natsu opened his eyes and glanced to the left, where a blonde laid beside him, her own delicate and pale hand wrapped around his larger and tan one.

"Give me a warning next time." He muttered and pulled his hand away to lay it across his eyes.

"Awe, Natsu." She whined. He could practically feel the pout in her voice.

He let out a content sigh as he remembered the days before she had come to Fairy Tail High, when she had been a Sabertooth girl.

God how he wished it had stayed that way.

Along with her came that snobby Sabertooth attitude; she knew she was gorgeous, she knew she had the body, she knew it. And she wasted no time in using it to her advantage, making practically every straight male and gay female fall in love with her.

And to think she has only been here for a week.

How was he going to survive this?

Lucy quietly bent over him and placed a chaste kiss on his unsuspecting lips then quickly made her way to sit beside Gajeel before her victim could react.

His eyes shot open and he instantly sat, looking around for the blonde.

"Dammit Lucy." He cursed and narrowed his eyes at said girl while he roughly wiped the lipgloss from his mouth, said girl giggling in response.

She fucking giggled.

That bitch.

"Why couldn't you just stay at Sabertooth?" He asked no one in particular, mostly just speaking to himself.

"You're so mean to me, Natsu." She muttered and wrapped her arms around her legs, a frown gracing her lips.

Natsu scoffed and rolled his eyes. Please, she could be worse if she tried. He let out a sigh as his back harshly hit the ground. Hopefully, Lucy wouldn't disturb him this time.

"You know what Natsu?" Lucy hummed and laid beside himagain, resting her head on his firm chest.

It was time to face the facts, she was always going to disturb him.

Natsu groaned. He wasn't even going to bother shooing her away right now. "What?"

"I think we'd look good together."

Even though his eyes were closed, he knew that everyone else were snickering, enjoying this little scene. He also knew that Lucy was smiling in satisfaction, loving that he resist her affection.

"And why is that?"

"Because we're both amazing people; popular, hot, sexy, awesome-"

"They're pretty poor examples, Lucy. Aren't the girls always worried about true love and feelings, all that sort of stuff?"

Lucy shrugged. "I am, I just don't know how to explain it as an example."

"How about; I love you and if you give me a chance you'd love me too, so go out with me?"

"Okay, I love you and if you give me a chance you'd learn to love me too, so go out with me?" Lucy mimicked.

"No."

"I knew you'd say that..."

"You're not falling asleep are you?"

"No..."

"No?"

"Maybe..." She mumbled. "..Wake me a bit before the bell rings?" She asked, tilting her head up slightly to look into his eyes.

Brown gazed into black until Natsu finally took his eyes away to look at the sky, muttering a 'Fine'.

"Is she still awake?" Lisanna asked after a few minutes had passed.

Natsu raised an eyebrow and began to poke the blonde before blowing air onto her face, getting no response at all.

"Nope. She's asleep"

"Good." She said and began to walk over to them before bending down and carefully putting her hand into Lucy's skirt pocket.

"What are you doing?" Levy asked and tilted her head to the side cutely.

"Getting her phone, I wanna see what people like her have on their phones and pictures and stuff."

"People like her?"

"Yeah, you know, the overly popular people who people can't find the courage to speak from and they can do anything and it's considered cool and...um...I can't think of the word..."

"Bitchy?" Natsu said, a smirk growing on his lips.

"That's actually kinda what I was looking for." Lisanna said and laughed quietly.

"You do realize that if Lucy finds out you're doing this she will literally rip you to shreds" Levy commented, her voice uneasy.

"Well she's not going to find out." As she finished speaking, she had unlocked the phone. Thank God there was no code or password.

"Ooo~ I'm in, I'm gonna check out her pictures!" She squealed and swiped the searched the newest rose gold iPhone plus until she found the gallery.

"Is it bad that Juvia really wants to look too?" Juvia asked as she fought between whether to go or not. "Guys?" She raised her eyes only to see them all huddled around Lisanna, waiting to see the hidden secrets that lied in Lucy's phone. "Wait for Juvia!" She called out and ran towards them.

"Move closer to where I can see it without waking up Lucy" Natsu whispered and the group shuffled slightly, giving Natsu a view of the screen.

"There's a lot of selfies..." Erza mumbled as Lisanna swiped through several pictures of Lucy; some full body shots in the mirror, others of cute poses, some scandalous photos here and there.

"She's so perfect..." Levy sighed, jealousy evident in her voice. "I'm so envious"

"Oh, she has a belly piercing!" Lisanna suddenly exclaimed, seeing a picture of her at the beach in a revealing black and pink bikini, along with a silver belly piercing that dangled down her slim stomach. "I really want one but I'm too scared, stupid her and her extra perfectness."

Finally, Lisanna scrolled to a picture with someone else. A girl with short silver hair and brown eyes along with Lucy as the two hugged each other at what looked like a park.

"Doesn't that girl kinda look like Lisanna?" Erza hummed and raised an eyebrow.

"Now that you mention it..." Levy mused and took a closer look at the girl.

"Weird." Lisanna commented and swiped to the next image. "Ooh, this must've been her ex."

"God, she even had a perfect boyfriend..." Levy sighed again at the sight of the blonde that kissed Lucy with his arms wrapped around her waist.

"Now we're getting to the good parts." Gajeel snickered.

More selfies appeared, only of other girls and instead of looking perfect they had ridiculous faces and gestures.

"Click the movie! Click the movie!" Gray eagerly chanted.

"Fine fine!" Lisanna barked and clicked the play button.

"And here we are, at the famous haunted Heartfillia mansion of Magnolia!" A voice spoke from behind the camera and the image switched from a run down mansion to a teen boy with black hair that covered the side of his face and piercing red eyes.

"Are you scared, Rouge?"

Rouge didn't reply and instead glared at the camera before looking back up at the building.

"What about you, Lucy?" The camera moved again to Lucy, dressed in distressed jeans and an extra small tank top.

"Can we please not do this? It's really freaky being back here." She said quietly and looked up at her old manor with wide eyes. After an electrical accident when she was eight years old, her home had caught fire in the dead of night. The Gods had spared Lucy and her father but hadn't shown such mercy to her mother. The manor still stood to this day, no one bothering to invest in the money to destroy it.

"So you are scared?"

"No! It's just-"

"BOO!" A man appeared behind Lucy and clutched onto her shoulders, the same man who had kissed her in the previous picture.

Lucy let out a scream and whipped her head around to look at the blonde with furious eyes.

"Sting! Don't do that!" She hissed while the boy simply laughed and wrapped his arms around her curvy figure.

"You gotta face your fears, Lucy!" Lucy glanced up to the girl at the camera with pleading eyes.

"But this is more than fears, Yukino! This is like facing your childhood horror!" The girl whined. "And besides, this is where all those horror movies start!"

"Well then I guess we're gonna be famous!" Yukino said as they began moving, Sting practically dragging Lucy.

"Here Rouge, you hold the camera" Yukino said and handed the camera to Rouge, and the image instantly showed the Lisanna-look-alike.

"Remember to get any good parts on camera!"

"Good parts?" Lucy questioned.

"Yeah, like any ghosts or demons, or little girls singing in the corner of rooms." Yukino said and snickered.

"That's not funny! I don't want to be here, I really want to go!" Lucy pleadedand began to leave before Sting caught her and pulled her into her arms.

"You scared?" He chuckled.

"Yes!"

"Don't be." He whispered and softly kissed her.

"Enough of that! I didn't come here for you two kissing and feeling each other up!"

"We don't feel each other up!" Lucy protested.

"Lucy, it's not good to lie~" Sting hummed and brought the blushing girl further into the house.

A few minutes later, the group continued to explore the large house without any 'ghosts' or 'demons', only the failed attempts of scary sounds from Sting.

"This is getting boring." Yukino sighed, "I was expecting something scary. Paranormal Activity gave me false hopes."

"Did you hear that?" Lucy asked and the camera snapped from its spot on Yukino to Lucy.

"What?" Rouge finally spoke from behind the camera.

There was a small ruffled sound and Lucy tightly clutched onto Sting's arm.

"That!" She yelled, pointing into the direction of the sound

"It's probably just some wind blowing something, calm down." Yukino reassured the girl. That was until a loud bang echoed from the other room.

Lucy shouted in fear and buried her face into Sting's chest, mumbling unheard words as she trembled.

"Can we leave now, please?" She whimpered.

"Just a little bit longer, I want to see what it was." Sting said and began to pull the girl into the direction of the noise while the others followed.

"Sting!"

"Come on Lucy, it's probably nothing" After he spoke, Sting glanced to the opposite direction of his girlfriend and winked at the camera. "Did it come from in here?" He asked no one in particular and began to open a door.

"I would love to have my bedroom look like this." Yukino sarcastically said as the group peered inside the deserted bedroom and slightly charred bedroom.

"Totally" Lucy agreed with an equal amount of sarcasm. "So is anyone going in there?

"Not me."

"Nope."

"No way."

Lucy froze for a few seconds before realization settled in. "Dammit!" She cursed. The blonde groaned and took a glance into the dark room before giving the others a look.

"Don't worry Lucy, it'll be fine." Yukino said with a roll of her eyes.

"Fine," Lucy mumbled and walked into the room, getting chills from the eerie silence as she looked around to find the source of the noise.

"This is really- GUYS!" She screamed as she doors slammed shut.

"What are you doing Sting!?" Yukino hissed at the blonde who held the doors shut on the opposite side.

"Just giving her a little scare"

"This is more than just a little scare!" As she spoke Lucy repeatedly banged on the door and struggled to open it, all while screaming for the door to open.

"OPEN THE DOOR! THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE!" She screamed and the door knob jiggled when she tried to open it.

"It won't open Lucy!" Sting yelled back and held in a snicker.

There was another bang and the girls' scream echoed from the room.

"Who did you get to make the noises, Sting!?" Yukino asked and raised a silver eyebrow.

"Rufus." He shrugged.

"Just open the doors." Yukino barked.

"Fine, fine." Once he finished speaking, Sting released his hold on the door and Lucy came tumbling out before straightening her stance.

"STING! YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS-" And then the camera stopped.

"Well now we know where to take her for revenge." Gray snorted, getting stares from the others. "What!?"

"There's another video, watch it watch it!" Levy ignored Gray's choice of words and instead focused on the next video.

"Fight fight fight!" People chanted as Sting repeatedly punched another boy. The camera shifted to show a wide-eyed silver-haired girl staring at the two boys intensely.

"Shouldn't we stop them?" She asked the person holding the camera.

"God no! We'll end up in the fight if we attempt to!" Lucy quickly said and the camera turned to record the fight again.

"Who do you think is gonna win?"

"Sting. No doubt about it." Lucy firmly said without any hesitation. "What do you think, Rouge?" Suddenly the camera moved to show Rouge, still staring at the fight and not bothering to look at the blonde.

"Sting."

"Who would've thought he'd say that." Yukino groaned, clearly annoyed from the quiet boys devotion to his friend.

"Boring." Lisanna muttered and swiped the screen, only to go to more photo's of the one and only Lucy Heartfilia.

"How many selfies does she need to take?!" Erza asked.

"Enough to satisfy her ego." Gray replied and Erza nodded in agreement after thinking of it for a bit.

After what seemed like a thousand more pictures, another video appeared and Lisanna eagerly clicked play.

"So," Lucy began, the camera facing her, "We just found Yukino's doppelgänger." At the end of her last word, the camera flipped around to face a group of people, a silver-haired girl with a bob cut somewhere in the mix.

"It's us!" Levy said as the camera showed the seven of them walking down the street, still dressed in their uniforms and no doubt going to someones house to hang out for a while.

"She looks nothing like me! First off, she has blue eyes, I have brown eyes. Secondly, her ears are way too big." Yukino scoffed and earned a few giggles.

"Don't worry, your ears aren't big." Erza reassured Lisanna when she saw the girls hand reach up the feel her ears.

"Yeah, but how many teenage girls do you know with silver-haired bob cuts? None, that's right."

"What's with the guy with pink hair? Gaay~" Sting mused.

"Salmon, it's salmon God damn it." Natsu hissed.

"Hmm." Lucy hummed as her eyes searched for the boy with pink hair until they finally found him, the camera zooming onto him when she spotted him. "He looks kinda cute actually"

"Lucy! You're not meant to be saying that! I'm your boyfriend!"

"Okay, if I'm not allowed to acknowledge the cuteness or hotness in boys then you're most definitely not allowed to go onto porn sites." Lucy retorted, glaring at the blonde male. He said nothing and instead looked anywhere but his girlfriends eyes. "That's what I thought." she huffed.

"Do you think that tiny girl and scary guy are together?" Yukino asked.

Lucy zoomed the camera away from Natsu to capture the whole group together. "Where?"

"Next to that gloomy blue-head."

"Ohh, I see. Umm...Not to sure, looks like he's into her though, with all the totally not obvious glances he's giving her." The blonde snickered.

"She doesn't really look like one of his types, don't you think?" Yukino asked and tilted her head slightly.

"Yeah, he looks more like the guy that goes for the dumb blondes with big boobs to get a good fuck"

"Wow Lucy, you just described yourself." Sting smirked.

"Shut up Sting!" Lucy yelled, hitting his arm harder than expected. "Do you want me to tell the story of how you were once chased away by a little-"

"Nuuuh! Shhhh! You said you wouldn't tell anyone that!" He hissed.

"Well boyfriends aren't meant to think of their girlfriends as dumb blondes with big boobs who go with guys just to get a good fuck!"

"Will you guys ever stop fighting?" Yukino sighed.

"When he stops being a dick"

"When she understands how to take a joke"

"Is the camera still recording?" Rouge asked, glancing back at the blonde..

"Oh yeah, whoops." She said with a laugh and ended the video.

"Wow, they make a perfect couple." Lisanna said sarcastically.

"I don't know if I should feel embarrassed or offended." Levy squeaked.

"Oooh! Go into her Facebook Messenger!" Erza said, suddenly eager to know the blondes secrets.

Lisanna mumbled and 'okay' as she went back to them home screen, swiping back and forth until she found the app. "Cunt, bitch, backstabber, slut, wow. A lot of people don't like her."

"The consequences of being a bitch." Natsu snorted.

Lucy mumbled in her sleep and shifted against Natsu, suddenly reminding the group of her presence.

The group jumped at the sudden noise and paled at the thought of her waking up.

"Quick! Get rid of it! Put the damn thing away!" Gajeel stressed, trying to keep his voice in a low tone.

"I'm trying!" Lisanna hissed and with trembling hands went back to the home screen before locking it. "Someone put it back in her pocket!"

"Why can't you!?"

"Because I'm to scared!"

Levy huffed and snatched the phone away, bending down beside the blonde then carefully sliding it into her skirt.

"There, now we never speak of this again"

"Never."

"What are we never speaking of again?" Lucy asked quietly, opening her eyes.

Lisanna, along with everyone gasped at the voice, fearing that they had been caught.

"When'd you wake up?" Gray asked.

"A few seconds ago when someone started to touch my thigh" She answered, glancing up at Natsu, who in return scoffed.

"Please." He said and rolled his eyes.

"Oh, you moved and your phone fell out your pocket, I just put it back in." Levy said with a sweet smile. Well part of it was true.

Lisanna sighed and thanked the God's for Levy and her quick thinking.

"Okay." Lucy said and sat up, rubbing her eyes. "How long was I asleep?"

"15-30 minutes"

"Really? Thought it'd be longer" Lucy hummed.

~Next Day~

"Come on Natsu, it'll be fun to go to the beach! It's a Saturday and we've gotta do something!" Lisanna pleaded while the rest of the group waited for them in two second hand cars.

"The only reason she invited us is probably just because she got a new swim suit or something though!" Natsu groaned.

"That's acutally partly the reason she did invite us, but she also did say it'll be fun to hang out for a bit!"

"Come on Natsu! Don't be a pussy!" Gajeel shouted.

"Fine!" The pinkette yelled and walked back into the depths of his house to get changed.

"Guys!" Lucy shouted once her new friends had arrived at the beach. She ran over to the group, attracting attention from many of guys as her chest bounced with each step.

"W-wow Lucy. Nice bikini...It is a bikini right?" Gray stammered with wide eyes as he gawked at her, holding a hand to his nose to stop any blood.

Juvia huffed and glared daggers at the blonde. "Juvia got a new bikini for Gray-sama, but does anyone notice? Nooo." She grumbled to herself.

Lucy giggled and hit Gray's chest playfully. "Of course it's a bikini!"

It wouldn't be such a dilemma to believe Lucy's bikini were a provocative pair of bra and panties. The top was a light purple that could be mistaken for a baby pink, with a dark purple outline and lace going from the top to the bottom on each cup, the same design for the bottoms.

"Cute piercing." Levy complimented, looking down at the jewelry that dangled down her stomach.

"Thanks!"

"Well let's go, I want to lay down." Erza instructed and began walking.

"Sure, I found a good spot in the shade." Lucy agreed and walked in front to lead the way.

"Gajeel, you're practically drooling." Levy muttered darkly as she strutted ahead of the boy with heavy steps.

"Ah, I-uh, just saw a BBQ!" He stuttered, quickly thinking of an excuse.

"Last time I checked, a BBQ isn't Lucy's ass, Gajeel,"

"How could we not look? I mean, she's just so..." Gray trailed of, his mind filling with various fantasies.

"Sexy?" Gajeel said.

"Hot?" Jellal added.

As Lucy led the group, a smirk crawled onto her lips with each word being said. God she loved the beach.

"This actually is a really good spot." Erza said as they all laid down their bags and took of their sandals.

"I told you!" Lucy said and sat down on her own towel. She stopped speaking after that and instead decided to just listen to everyone's conversations, somewhere along the line she had ended up lying on her stomach, her feet swinging back and forth in the air.

"You know, you should get a belly piercing too." Jellal mumbled to Erza, only for his girlfriend to hit him in response.

"Ah~ I love the beach! Don't you, Sting?"

Lucy froze slightly at the words, before getting enough courage to turn around and look at the people walking by, her eyebrows narrowing at the site.

"You okay, Lucy?" Levy asked, seeing the blonde's movements.

"No, not really." She confessed.

"Why?" What's wrong.

"My ex is here with the girl he cheated on me with." She sneered.

The group shifted awkwardly and glanced at each other before looking back at the blonde.

"D-do you want to, maybe, leave? We can go to the store or something?..."

"Nah, don't worry about it" She said and stood, brushing sand from her thighs.

"Where are you going?"

"To give them a visit. I'm about to fuck up her face." She muttered darkly.

"Did she just say?"

"She'd be joking, wouldn't she?..." Gray laughed nervously.

"Hey! Yukino, Sting!" Lucy called out and caught up to the couple.

"Oh, ah, Lucy...Hey..." Yukino greeted quietly and avoided eye contact.

"Hey Lucy," Sting awkwardly laughed. "What's up?"

"Oh, nothing much really.I just saw you guys and I remembered that I never really got to do this!" As she spoke the last word, her the back of her hand came crashing down onto Yukino's face.

"HOLY SHIT!" Gray squawked as the group stood and began to run towards the three.

"The fuck, Lucy!?" Yukino screeched and regained her stance before landing a punch on the blonde's jaw, making Lucy stumble a few steps back.

Lucy was about to give the girl another hit but was stopped when strong arms wrapped around her, easily restraining her.

"Let go of me!" She yelled, struggling to get out of Natsu's grip.

"Oh? You're one of the fairies now? It's not good to lower your standards so much." Sting laughed. "But I guess you already do that with guys, so this isn't really much of a surprise"

Lucy stumbled slightly when Natsu's body was no longer behind her and instead in front of Sting.

"You're the guy that cheated on her, right?" He asked.

"Yeah, what of it? Don't tell me she's already got somebody else fucking her." The blonde snorted.

Before Sting could say anything else, Natsu had raised his arm and connected his fist across the blonde's face, sending him crashing to the ground.

Before Natsu could knock the guy unconscious, Gajeel reacted and pulled Natsu back, stopping him from inflicting anymore damage.

"Go fuck yourself, Sting!" Lucy yelled and then her eyes darted back to Yukino. "Oh wait, you already have Yukino for that"

Yukino made a move but was stopped when Gray stood between the girls and outstretched his arms, pushing them away from each other.

"Oi oi, that's enough. Get your boyfriend and move along." He said and removed his hand from the silver-haired girl. "C'mon, Lucy" Gray said and pulled the blonde behind him.

"Nice punch, Natsu." She smiled and gave the pinkette a thumbs up.

Natsu looked at her for a few seconds before laughing and grinning. "You too"