I guess i should elaborate on my current problem…. Ever since karkat put on that stupid ring and died i've been running from some stupidly strong cosmic entity that is keen on destroying everything in this universe… he has already destroyed all of the god teir beds and derse and prospit…. So i have no way of becoming the Lord of Light…. So now i'm running around until my plan is set up…
Any how let me get back to what i was explaining before… the first thing i checked out was the punch designix and then i saw what it had inscribed into it i thought that maybe i would play around with it. I started to type in a random code and then put in a empty card… i was glad i did when i heard it cut into the card as i pulled it out it had some random holes around it… it looked like the pre punched card so i grabbed a cruxite dowel and threw it into the totem lathe and put into the slot in the totem lathe… it drilled the totem and then i put it on the alchemiter and i made a flower….. A flower… no pot, no dirt, just a flower…. So i decided to make more stuff…. And maybe double punch some stuff…. See what happens… so i ended up making stuff including:
Coat comp.(Coat(&&)computer)
Black coat comp.(coat comp(&&)Black fabric)
Flower with evil properties(flower(&&)poster with "Evil" on it)
The Cook's Best Friend(frying pan(&&)egg timer)
The Eggs Worst Enemy(The Cook's Best friend(&&)poster with "Evil" on it)
Captcharoid Camera(camera(&&)captcha card)
And after that i stoped for a while because i was getting low on grist.
I ended up going and exploring my "land". All i really found were key holes at first… i didn't initially check them all because i knew i would be back later… but the ones i did check only had an odd clicking and some amphibian like bones so i keped going. At some point i noticed that the clicking i heard was following me… so i called out for who was there
"Nothing you would like to see child" said an unseen voice
"Well how would i know unless you showed yourself?"
"You may panic if you see me in my glory"
" I highly doubt that… i have grown up with a horrid creature that didn't really seem to like me much if at all"
"I doubt that he would have been as horrid as this" he said as he walked into the revealing a demonic like figure
"..."
"You see…. You are horrified and speechless"
"Incorrect….. Im just surprised how much you look like my lusus…. Well whatever… if you don't mind i was exploring my land."
"W-wait!... What do you mean? Your 'lusus' looks like me?"
"Ugh…. yes he does… if you want to see him he is now the sprite at my house… just go"
"Wait…. You mean the chosen ones palace?"
"Uh… yah… sure… whatever" i said as i started to leave"
"Then…. That means the lord has arrived….."
By whatever he said next i was already out of earshot so i couldn't identify what it was. But what i found next was interesting… it was a small village of amphibious beings… so i went in and they just talked so….. Calmly…. Even though it was there first time meeting a being like me, like… they were programmed to act normal…. Even though they are living, breathing beings right there infront of me… what one said kinda explained why there was so many keys at my house…
"Once the great Yaldabaoth locked up all the demons in his cave then hid the keys so that the lord of this great land could let them out when the time came…. Unfortunately some of our people were locked down there too…. Even though we know that the demons would never harm them it still sucks that we can't see them until our kind light comes and lets them go….. Hey nice keys!" and that was followed by some kind of "kank" sound…..
Well i'll call it here…. I can see the bastards that are chasing me…. Well at least one of them….