Note: The character of Dalton wasn't created by me he was created by Wildlian whose profile can be found here u/4223042/
It had been a few minutes since Christie's first trainer battle win and the trio was still walking through Viridian Forrest on their way to Pewter City to challenge their first Kanto Gym, Christie had been silent since the battle as she was looking at the Pokeball that now contained her Houndour.
"Are you okay Christie?" Steve asked as he looked up at her. "I mean, you haven't said a word since that battle and I know how ugly it almost got if it weren't for Houndour."
"I'm fine." Christie responded as she brushed her hair behind her ear. "Besides, that asshole would've never got a chance to unzip his jeans even if Houndour hadn't rebelled against him." Christie added before pointing to her right knee. "Because this knee would've gone right up his balls and he wouldn't have gone any further."
"Wait, seriously?" Ann asked as she looked up. "How do you know that that would've worked?"
"I've had plenty of practice over the years." Christie shrugged and Steve gulped.
"Err, Ann, can we trade places before she decides to practice on me?" Steve asked and Christie laughed.
"Steve, you only have to worry about that if you try to force yourself on me and somehow I don't think that's going to happen." Christie responded and Steve sighed in relief.
"Actually, just a quick question, how DID you practice kicking boys in the nuts?" Steve asked before pausing for a bit. "Out of all the questions I expected to ask today that was the last one."
"I didn't practice by kicking boys in the nuts, I'm pretty sure that I would've been expelled from school long ago if that was the case." Christie responded as she shook her head. "I was a sporting girl in school and my main sport was soccer."
"That explains how well toned your legs are." Steve commented as he glanced towards her legs. "So, if you don't mind me asking, how good where you at it?"
"You mean nut kicking or soccer?" Christie asked and Steve shook his head with a laugh. "I was good, I mean if I never got my own Pokémon I was considering taking up Soccer as a pro, unfortunately that's not going to happen, remember when I mentioned that I broke my leg the week before my second attempt at getting a Pokémon?" Christie asked and Steve nodded. "That accident caused a permanent injury to my leg, the doctors said I was lucky to be able to walk again and I wasn't able to play soccer as well as I could in the past so I had to give it up."
"Christie, who exactly did you piss off in a past life to get that much bad luck?" Steve asked and Christie shook her head.
"I don't know but to be honest, I think the fact that I've taken to Pokémon battles so quickly tells me that it was my true calling anyway." Christie added before frowning. "Speaking of which, I've battled, so I guess it's you guys' turn to battle."
"Well you where the one who suggested it in the first place, off course I improved upon your idea but that's beside the point." Steve added and Christie rolled her eyes.
"And you say that I have an ego problem?" Christie asked and Steve frowned.
"Christie, you're a rookie trainer who thinks she can win the Pokemon league despite knowing that there's bound to be a trainers with a lot more experience than you competing, including me and Ann, I'm a trainer who's competed in a Pokemon League before, big difference." Steve pointed out and Ann cleared her throat.
"Are you guys going to argue all the time? And if yes then I should probably buy some popcorn when we reach Pewter City." Ann responded and the two teens face-faulted at her comment. "And besides Steve, you were a rookie going into the Kalos League and you had similar ambitions, just saying."
"And I ended up finishing in the Top 32, just saying." Steve responded as he shook his head. "Look, I'm not saying that there isn't a possibility that Christie won't do better than me when we reach the Pokemon League but unlike her I didn't have to wait until I was eighteen to get my first Pokemon!"
"Urge to kick Steve in the balls, rising….." Christie warned him and Steve sweat-dropped when he remembered that she was walking next to him.
"And I'm ready to change the subject, any objections? No? Good!" Steve said quickly with a nervous laugh. "Speaking of Pewter City…." Steve trailed off as he checked his Town Map. "If my guess is correct, which it often is, we should reach Pewter City by about four o'clock this afternoon and finish our gym battles by about nine." Steve added before returning the map to his bag. "All in favor of staying the night at the Pewter City Pokemon Center say I, all in favor of spending another night in the tents….."
"Pokemon Center," The two girls interrupted him simultaneously and Steve sweat-dropped.
"As fun as camping is I'll take a warm, comfy bed over a sleeping bag any day of the week and we'll be able to have Nurse Joy heal up our Pokemon whilst we're at it." Christie added and Ann nodded in agreement.
"Besides, we don't want you to burn any more sausages." Ann added and Steve face-faulted.
"That only happened twice and that was because Christie started arguing with me!" Steve asserted and Christie rolled her eyes. "Besides, you girls enjoyed having my sausage in your mouths…Jesus Christ I just said that out loud and in public!" Steve realized as he blushed furiously and the two girls snickered at that. "At least I'm not worse than that pervert you battled Christie."
"Steve, the only way you could be worse than him as if you had dropped all pretenses and pulled down my shorts without hitting on me, at which point I would've punched you in the balls before you could even get my panties off!" Christie pointed before shaking her head. "Oh god, we're seriously having this conversation in public!"
"At least we're not having it in Pewter City!" Ann pointed out and the two teens sweat-dropped at that. "Or worse, you could be having it at the Pokemon League on camera!"
"As much as I'd like to believe that the cameramen would've stopped us BEFORE we embarrassed ourselves on TV in that scenario….let's just say that we know it from experiences suffered during the Kalos Pokemon League." Steve added and Christie face-palmed. "All I'm going to say is that it involved my Charizard, a female opponent and me dropping more sexual innuendo than a Porno Movie!"
"…..is that even possible?!" Christie asked and the two siblings nodded.
"He found a way and it wasn't until the interview was over that he realized what he had said." Ann responded and Christie laughed at that. "He tried to save face but there was no way anyone was going to let him live that down!"
"Yet another reason why I decided to move to Kanto!" Steve added and Christie shook her head whilst continuing to laugh her ass off. "I'm just hoping that by the time we reach the Pokemon League the incident will be forgotten about."
"Err, yeah, good luck with that." Christie said as a large sweat-drop rolled down her head.
"Something like that happened to you, didn't it?" Steve asked and Christie nodded in response.
"Not exactly, more like happened to someone else." Christie responded before stifling a giggle at the memory. "Okay, I think by now you guys have figured out that I'm not exactly a virgin, right?" Christie asked and the two siblings nodded. "I almost lost my virginity…..but I didn't."
"…okay, how does that even work?" Steve asked whilst staring at Christie like she had just grown three heads. "Are you one of those girls who believe in Anal Virginity or something? And that is a question I was not expecting to ask today!"
"I wasn't expecting to be asked it." Christie added with a small grin. "And no, I'm not that naïve! The first time I had sex…let's just say that my partner had…..problems….." Christie trailed off and Steve started laughing his ass off when he heard that and figured out what she meant.
"He…..he…..he prematurely ejaculated?!" Steve asked in between fits of laughter and the two girls merely giggled as Christie nodded. "How long before he became the laughing stock of Pallet Town? Be honest!"
"Barely a day, I told my girlfriend about it…and by that I mean a girl who happened to be a friend and not my lesbian partner…..not saying I'm a Lesbian or anything even if that incident did tempt me…..and even if I did experiment with Girl on Girl for a time….." Christie trailed off and Steve covered her mouth.
"Christie, take a deep breath and calm down before your ramblings cause you to dig a hole so deep that you can find Pokemon Fossils without the use of Rock Smash." Steve instructed her and Christie did so before Steve removed his hand. "So, you were saying about the guy? And do you have any vids of your experimenting days?"
"First off, you wish!" Christie responded with a laugh and Steve sighed in resignation. "Like I said, I talked with a friend who I knew from the soccer team about it and she happened to be a chatterbox, thanks to her every other person in their late teens knew….and then the parents found out, they weren't exactly happy."
"Oh boy…." Steve trailed off with a wince. "How did your mom react?"
"Same way you did." Christie responded and Steve stared at her. "She's not exactly a prude on the subject I mean she's a single mom who raised me from the age of ten until I was eighteen on her own for fuck's sake! She had to give me the Pidgeys and the Beedrills speech and be there for my first period…."
"And let's end that conversation BEFORE I get more nightmares!" Steve interrupted her as he started sweating bullets. "What about the other parents?"
"My partner's parents had to move to Cinnabar Island and we had to end that relationship because my mom wasn't willing to move." Christie commented as she shook her head. "After my experimenting phase ended I had a few more boyfriends but nothing permanent, like I said before most of the boys around my age in Pallet Town are perverts."
"And I'm the lesser of two evils." Steve commented with a grin and Christie shook her head. "What?"
"In descending order, you're behind that guy I just battled and the perverts in Pallet Town." Christie responded and Steve face-faulted. "And no, I don't mean that you're worse than that asshole."
"Good, we need to report him for Attempted Rape as soon as we find an Officer Jenny anyway." Steve commented and Christie shook her head.
"Don't, I mean that guy didn't even get his pants off so really it was more like assault than anything else even if it was clear that he would've resorted to that if I had refused, besides he probably will try the whole she wanted it routine based on the way I'm dressed if we tried that." Christie responded with a frown. "Besides, I've already been attacked by Beedrill and that worried my mom enough."
"Fine, we'll report him for assault in that case." Steve responded with a sight. "Why don't we change the subject before we start talking about my dad again?"
"Yeah, I'd rather not go down that road again." Christie commented as she pocketed her hands. "How long have we been walking for? Something like twenty, thirty minutes? Maybe we should stop for a rest?"
"It's thirty minutes by my watch." Steve commented once he checked his watch before getting his map out again. "I thought you were a soccer star in school anyway?"
"A Soccer Star who had to retire because of a leg injury!" Christie pointed out and Steve nodded in response. "I don't know the details but the basics of it are that my mobility in my right leg is pretty impeded, you probably noticed me walking with an occasional limp."
"I did, I just assumed that it was because of the trip you took whilst running from the Beedrill swarm." Steve responded and she shook her head.
"Running is hard enough for me, running whilst trying to avoid Beedrill stingers? I'm surprised I didn't trip sooner and I probably would've lost Torchic if I hadn't used Evee to stop it from getting away." Christie added with a frown. "Anyway, we were talking about Pewter City?"
"Yeah, we were." Steve responded with a nod as he checked his map. "We're still a few hours removed from Pewter City but if you want to rest and recharge your batteries there is a clearing nearby where we can rest."
"How far is "nearby"?" Christie asked and Steve checked the map again, however before he could answer her question Christie spotted a Pikachu running towards the trio, more specifically her, and before they could do anything the Pikachu leapt up.
"Pika!" The mouse Pokémon yelled out happily before landing and making itself comfy…in between Christie's breasts.
"Err, Christie….." Steve trailed off as he tried not to laugh as she blushed furiously. "It seems you've made a friend…."
"Yes, I know….." Christie grunted as she tried to remove the Pikachu from her breasts to no avail. "Steve if you say a word of this to mom we'll be roasting your balls over the campfire the next time we stop for camp now help me get it off me!"
"…you're actually asking me to put my hands near your breasts?" Steve asked with a grin and Christie glared at him. "You considered trying to capture it? I mean, wild Pikachu are pretty common in this area."
"Yes, because I can totally throw a Pokeball at something nuzzled in between my breasts!" Christie snapped at him. "And that's another sentence I wasn't expecting to say today!"
"Oh crap, Pikachu return!" A male voice rang out and before Steve could respond the light from a Pokeball engulfed the Pikachu calling it back to its master. "Sorry about that."
"I can't believe I'm actually about to say this…." Christie trailed off as she blushed furiously. "But I was just sexually harassed by your Pikachu! Sorry's not going to cut it!"
"Look it's…..wow that is a weird sentence." The male said before stepping into view, he was a few inches shorter than Steve and around Steve and Christie's age but still pretty tall with short brown hair underneath a red baseball cap and blue eyes and was wearing a black t-shirt over a red overcoat, fingerless gloves and blue jeans. "Anyway, it's not my fault! My Pikachu just loves human girls for some reason!"
"What is this, a day of weird sentences?" Ann muttered under her breath and Christie rolled her eyes.
"Look, maybe we should start from Christie's boobs I mean the top!" Steve corrected himself once he saw the glare that she was giving him. "I'm Steve, that's my little sister Ann and as I mentioned Christie's the one your Pikachu groped."
"And if you value still having your genitals you'll never mention that again!" Christie warned him and Steve laughed nervously. "Not when my mom's around and especially not on TV!"
"Err, yeah…." The youth trailed off as he rubbed the back of his head nervously. "My name's Dalton and I'm from Viridian City, I started my Pokémon Journey a couple of weeks ago."
"And I just started mine." Christie responded clearly still angry over his Pikachu. "And so far I've been attacked by Beedrill, hit on by some asshole wouldn't take no for an answer….and Steve to a lesser extent and just now I got groped by your Pikachu." Christie added as a progressively larger sweat-drop rolled down the others heads. "So yeah, it hasn't exactly gone great for me!" Christie added with a frown.
"Err, yeah, look I can tell your frustrated but maybe a battle could help?" Dalton offered and Christie shook her head.
"I was just in a battle but Ann wasn't." Christie said as she turned to Ann who nodded before stepping forward. "Just promise me one thing, either Pikachu stays in the ball or you try to keep him from groping me again, deal?"
"You got it but I can't really make any promises." Dalton responded before turning to Ann. "How many Pokémon do you have?"
"Four of them and I can see three Pokeballs from here." Ann responded as she grabbed one of her Pokeballs. "So, how about three Pokémon each?"
"You got it! Go Butterfree!" Dalton threw the Pokeball and the large, blue butterfly Pokémon emerged from it.
"A Butterfree? He likely raised it from a Caterpie." Steve thought as Ann grabbed a Pokeball. "If he was battling me I would've sent out Litleo or Delphox but it's not like Ann's short of options."
"Alakazam, I chose you!" Ann tossed the Pokeball and the Psychic Type Pokémon emerged from it. "I may not have any Fire-Types but I've had Alakazam since he was an Abra and he's at a high level, this should be a piece of cake."
"Anyone mind if I ref the match?" Christie asked, apparently having calmed down since the groping incident, and the two trainers nodded. "Okay, three Pokémon each, first trainer to knock out the other's Pokémon wins, anything I'm forgetting?"
"Well there is the no stealing Pokémon thing but I think that goes without saying." Dalton responded and Christie nodded.
"Then begin!" Christie called out and the two trainers grinned.
"Alakazam, Psychic!" Christie commanded and Alakazam's spoons started glowing….
"Butterfree, Stun Spore!" Dalton commanded and the Butterfree started flapping its wins at the Psychic Type Pokémon as it fired a beam of light at Butterfree, the two attacks met but the Stun Spore stood no chance against the Psychic attack. "Dodge it!" Dalton commanded and the Butterfree moved out of the way with impressive speed and the attack was sent flying off into the sky.
"Okay, that Butterfree's surprisingly fast." Steve admitted as he folded his arms. "Also if that Psychic hits something like a Tailow Ann gets first dibs."
"Yeah well, this should slow him down! Alakazam, Psybeam!" Ann commanded and Alakazam fired another beam at the Butterfree…..
"Butterfree, Protect!" Dalton called out and the Butterfree formed a protective barrier which the Psybeam bounced off of. "It'll take more than just brute force to beat me!"
"You realize that you'll have to attack at some point right?" Christie asked and Dalton nodded. "Defensive moves are good and all but relying only on them won't get you very far, what next? Harden?"
"I had Butterfree forget that move as soon as it evolved from Metapod but that's beside the point!" Dalton responded before pointing to Butterfree. "Butterfree, Whirlwind!" Dalton commanded and the butterfly Pokémon started flapping its wings as hard as it could, Alakazam braced it's self as the wind hit nearly knocking him over.
"I need something that he can't protect against." Ann thought before getting an idea. "Alakazam, use Future Site!" Ann commanded and the Psychic Type's eyes started glowing for a few seconds before stopping. "I hope this works!"
"Butterfree, use Supersonic!" Dalton commanded and the Butterfree let out a high pitched screech that clearly disoriented Alakazam.
"What was that?" Christie asked as she rubbed her ear in pain.
"What did you say?" Steve asked as he too rubbed his ear in pain.
"Now let's bring this to a close! Butterfree, Gust!" Dalton commanded and the Butterfree started flapping its wings again…..only to be hit with a Psychic attack that sent it the ground knocking it out. "What the….."
"Future Site, did you forget that I used that move?" Ann asked with a grin.
"I don't follow." Christie commented as she scratched her head and Steve whispered in her ear.
"Future Site predicts a move that will happen in two or more turns, the attack is powerful and hardly ever misses." Steve responded and Christie nodded in response.
"Butterfree's out cold, Alakazam wins." Christie announced as Dalton called back his Butterfree. "Dalton's down two to three, what will he follow it up with?"
"A Pokémon that you're very familiar with, go Pikachu!" Dalton threw the ball and the yellow mouse Pokémon appeared from it.
"Pika!" The Pikachu let out an excited cry upon seeing Christie again and started making his way to her.
"Oh no, you don't!" Christie said as she stepped aside as the Pikachu leapt at her and instead of landing in her breasts again he hit the ground. "Dalton, if your Pikachu tries that again I'm disqualifying you, got it?"
"Fine, Pikachu, please don't grope the designated ref for this match again!" Dalton commanded him and the Pikachu moaned before returning to the field. "That has got to be the first time in Pokémon history that that sentence has been uttered."
"Once again, it's a day of weird sentences." Ann deadpanned before holding up Alakazam's Pokeball. "Alakazam, return, you're in no condition to fight right now!" Ann called out as the beam of light emerged from the ball calling it back. "I've been looking for an excuse to test this guy out! Go Nidoran!" Ann threw the Pokeball and the male Nidoran emerged from it.
"I was worried for a minute but then I remembered that Nidoran doesn't become part ground type until after it's evolved." Dalton commented with a smirk. "If you ask me it seems like a downgrade!"
"He may seem like a downgrade but he isn't! Alakazam may be strong but Nidoran is tough as well! Nidoran, Quick Attack!" Ann commanded and the Nidoran started running towards Pikachu at high speed.
"Pikachu, Thunder!" Dalton commanded and the Pikachu started charging up his Thunder attack before letting lose, however the Nidoran was able to dodge each hit before hitting his attack that sent Pikachu rolling back. "It's time for a different tactic! Pikachu, Iron Tail!" Dalton commanded and the Pikachu's tail started glowing before it charged at the Nidoran again.
"Nidoran use Double Kick!" Ann commanded and the Nidoran leapt up before firing a pair of kicks at Pikachu both of which connected but not before Pikachu's Iron Tail hit knocking both Pokémon out at the same time.
"And we have a double knockout!" Christie called out as both trainers recalled their Pokémon. "Well, Dalton's down to his last Pokémon whilst Ann still has Alakazam waiting in the wings."
"It's a good thing that I saved my best Pokémon for last!" Dalton commented before reaching into his backpack and producing a large cage.
"How did you fit a cage in there?" Christie asked before she heard a Pokemon's cry from it. "Is that a Mankey?" Christie asked before her question was confirmed when she saw the large, monkey like fighting Pokémon, however the Pokémon seemed to be perpetually angry as it shook the cage bars.
"Yeah and like your Torchic he doesn't like Pokeballs." Dalton responded as he opened the cage door up and the Mankey stormed out "Unfortunately he also has a short temper!"
"Short temper or not this will be a piece of cake, go Alakazam!" Ann called out as she tossed the Pokeball and the Psychic Type returned to the field apparently having shaken off the effects of the Supersonic attack. "Your Mankey may have anger issues and Alakazam may be tired from its battle with Butterfree earlier but the fact is that Alakazam has a type advantage here!"
"That may be the case but trust me Alakazam's Type Advantage won't help it here! Mankey, Power-Up Punch!" Dalton commanded and the Mankey reared back its fist as it charged in.
"Alakazam, Future Site!" Ann commanded and the Psychic Type's eyes started glowing again, however Alakazam never got a chance to finish as the punch connected sending it flying into a nearby tree and knocking it out.
"Alakazam's out, Mankey wins!" Christie announced as the Mankey started celebrating looking more pumped up for battle as it did before.
"I should mention." Dalton added as Ann returned Alakazam to its Pokeball. "Each time Power-Up Punch is used my Mankey's Special Attack raises."
"So unless Ann can beat it soon it'll be unbeatable?" Steve asked and Dalton nodded. "Well don't forget, she still has two Pokémon waiting in the wings!"
"And I only need one to finish you off and what do you know? He's also my best Pokémon!" Ann responded as she grabbed a Pokeball and activated it. "I choose you Greninja!" Ann tosses the ball to the ground and it opened revealing a massive blue frog whose tongue was wrapped around its neck that assumed a ninja like stance.
"Wait, is the ref really checking her Pokedex?" Dalton asked as he pointed to Christie who had indeed gotten her Pokedex out.
"Greninja, the Ninja Pokémon, the fully evolved from of Froakie, it appears and vanishes with a ninja's grace. It toys with its enemies using swift movements, while slicing them with throwing stars of sharpest water." The Pokedex's entry read out and Christie looked up with an annoyed look on her face.
"Well I am a rookie trainer!" Christie responded as she pocketed the Pokedex. "Besides, considering that I've been groped by one of your Pokémon today I'm really not in the mood for any attitude from you!"
"That only happened once and you moved out of the way the second time!" Dalton responded and Christie shook her head. "Mankey, Power-Up Fist!" Dalton commanded and the Mankey charged towards the Pokémon.
"Dodge it and use Water Shuriken!" Ann commanded and the Greninja leapt over the charging Mankey gracefully sending it face first into a nearby tree, the Mankey turned around only to be met with a series of Water Jets from Greninja stunning it.
"Your Greninja may be fast but it can't outrun Mankey forever! Mega Punch!" Dalton commanded and the Mankey span around and charged at Greninja…..only to be hit with the same Psychic attack that defeated Butterfree knocking it out. "That actually went through?!"
"Mankey may have knocked out Alakazam before it could finish the Future Site but he still used it and you can see the results for yourselves." Steve responded as Dalton and Ann called back their Pokémon. "Christie?"
"Right, the winner is Ann!" Christie called out and Ann grinned.
"Thanks for the battle." Dalton said as he walked up. "And again, I'm sorry for Pikachu, is there something I can do to make up for it?"
"Well, Christie is a rookie trainer like she said but she's got a natural gift for battling that being around strong trainers can help bring out, think you could help with that?" Steve asked and Christie suddenly turned to him.
"Did you just forget that his Pikachu wants to grope my breasts at every opportunity?" Christie asked with an annoyed look on her face. "I still can't believe I'm saying that sentence!" Christie muttered under her breath. "I get what you're saying but if getting stronger means putting up with that….."
"It won't, believe it or not Pikachu's actually getting better at this." Dalton interrupted her and Christie blinked. "When I first got him he'd go under a girl's shirt and then grope their breasts!"
"You realize that if he had done that I would've thrown him into the nearest river?" Christie asked and Dalton sweat-dropped.
"Believe it or not, Pikachu's actually used to that by now." Dalton commented and the others sweat-dropped. "Trust me, he won't be doing this forever."
"I'll take your word for it, for now." Christie sighed in resignation and Dalton grinned. "We are on our way to Pewter City but most of our Pokémon need a rest, you know a shortcut?"
"Sure, follow me." Dalton responded as he motioned for the group to follow him.
