Song: May The Horse Be With You, Relient K
Focal Character(s): Noishe
"I've told you, he's a dog!"
Noishe barked.
"Well, most dogs aren't the size of horses..."
Noishe whined.
"Yeah, well, does he look like a horse to you?"
Noishe whimpered.
"Um, no, it's just, he doesn't look like a dog either."
Noishe pawed at the ground.
"Then what do you think he is?"
Noishe turned and walked away, leaving the silly humans to their argument.
"Noishe! Hey, Noishe, come back!"