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So anyway on to the next chapter! Also I don't own Ouran Host Club or the characters except for Tsuki.
Chapter 2
The Truth
Tsuki's Pov.
Man, I'm gonna kill that damn stupid wonder blond if it's the last thing I do, I told myself angrily as I walked back to the Host Club, with a bag of instant
coffee. Apparently both Haruhi and I are now errand boys or the host club's 'dogs', as Otori-chan puts it. Man that guy gives me the creeps! I hope Haru-chan
is ok with those perverts, thought to myself and opened the door to hell.
As I walked in I scanned my eyes looking for Haruhi, and spotted her cleaning up some tables. I let out sigh of relief; at least none the perverts have bothered Haruhi. "And speak of the devil. Did you get all the things on list my little piglet?" I hear Blondie ask me. Excuse me! Piglet!?, I thought angrily. Haru-chan must have seen me starting to get mad, because she quickly put down a tea set she was carrying to refill, and came to my side to calmed me down as Blondie came up grabbed the coffee.
"Hey wait a minute, just what kind of coffee is this? I've never seen this kind of brand before?" he asked confusedly. "its exactly what it looks like its' instant coffee." Haru-chan tells him, then some random girls, which I guess is Blondie's guest asked "It's instant?", "Wow!" I jumped in surprise, to look at Blondie, who looks like he just discovered the lost city of Atlantis.
"I've of this! It's commoner's coffee! You just add hot water to it." "So it's true then, commoner's are to busy to ground their own coffee beans." says another girl and the others agree with her. Then suddenly we're surrounded with the rest of the hosts and their guest. "Commoner's are pretty smart" Otori-chan stated, "100 grams for 300 yen," "that's a lot less than what we normally pay." said the twins.
"I'll go back and get us guys something else, excuse me for buying less expense coffee." I said grumpily, as I start to turn to go back and buy them their damn stupid coffee. "No I'll keep it. I'll give it a try", Blondie says, everyone except for me and Haru-chan gaps in surprise, "I will drink this coffee!" he states, and everyone else claps in admiration like Blondie's doing a noble thing.
It's just coffee, for crying out loud! "Ok, Haruhi, come and make us this commoner's coffee." I give Haruhi a 'good-luck' look and go to put up the rest of the 'commoner's coffee'. As I finish put up the coffee I hear a dozen of girl's sequels. God, how these guys deal with those stupid squeals, I thought annoyed as I walked up to Haruhi, and watch the guys do their thing. Starch that, how do these girls even handle these guys?!
" Is that guy really a third year student?" I hear my cousin ask. I look over to her to see her watching Haninozoka-san and Morinozuka-san. "Honey-siempa might
seem young and childish, but he's a prodigy and Mori-siempa look is strong and silent as position." Otori-chan tells us. Umm ok...Both Haru-chan and I both
anime drop.
"Haru-chan!" We look over and sees Haninozoka-san jump on Haruhi's arm, making over turn abit and ditsy. "Haru-chan~! Would you like some
cake?" "No thanks I don't like cake.." Haruhi responds still disy. " Then how about holding my bunny, Usa-chan." "I'm not really into bunny..." "Are you
saying don't like Usa-chan?..." Haninozoka-san asks with tears froming in his eyes.
"Come on Haruhi, you got to admin it, Usa-chan is very cute looking." I tell my cousin, "Well I guess he's like of cute". In the distance two light bulbs flicker on. Haninozoka-san hands Haruhi Usa-chan and runs back to Morinozuka-san. "Take good care of him." "As you can notice the club cutlasses the different characteristics of each host to use to please our guests.
Just so you know, Tamika is number one around here, he is the king. He's request rate is at 70%. "What's this world coming to?" I hear Haru-chan mummer to me;
I shrugged in response. "And in order to pay off your 8 million debit with us, you two will act as the Ouran Host Club's dogs til you two graduate. I'm sorry, I
mean as our errand boys.
You can try to runaway from us Haruhi, Tsuki-siempa, but just so you know that my family inpoves 1000 private police men. By the
way do you have a pass port?" "Umm..." I don't know about Haruhi but I'm NOT going to tell him I do! " Your gonna have to work harder than that if your
to pay us back, my little nerds."
Tamika tells us and blow into our ears. "Eeek!" I yelped out softly and jumped away from him. " Please don't do that again." Haruhi tell him. " You two need a makeover, or no girl is going to pay attenuation to you." " Yay well, I'm not trying to get girls to look at me." I tell him. "I you kidding me, that is the most important thing, you need to learn to be a gentlemen and please the ladies like me." and flashes us a smile.
"I just don't think that is all important." I stated, "Why should I care about appearances and labels anyways, I mean all what matters is what is in the inside right. I don't understand why we have a host club anyways." I said, Haruhi nods in agreement. "It's a crual reality isn't it," "what?" "I understand what you mean but
you must understand that not everyone is as blessed as I am..."
Oh give me a break, after that I just blanked out and stared with other way. "Ah I got it!" I look over to Haruhi,"Mmm?" "Audacious. Well that seem to side Blondie to the corner, all gully and sad... Way a go cuz! "Hah aha!" I feel one of the twins put their arms on top of my head.
" Your a hero alright" I hear them say. "I'm sorry Siempa, but your lesson did stuck a small cord with me." Blondie got up and seem to be.. Sparkeling?! "Really, let me teach you more my friend." "Umm, Boss?" "Call me King." "You can teach them all the basics of hosting," "but he's not going to get that far if they don't look the part." One of the twins comes in front of us. I give him the 'if-dare-touch-me-or-my-hat-your-died' look and he quickly scoot closer to my cousin.
" May if we took off his glasses mite help." He states as he takes away Haruhi's glasses then look starstruck. "Hey I need
those! I lost my contacts on the first day of school." All the other host seem to go and gather around and have the same blank expressions. "Hikaru,
Karou"Blondie snaps his fingers.
"Right" and they carried Haruhi away. Poor Haruhi, I let out a sight of relief, glad that wasn't me. "Him too" Blondie points at me "Huh?", then I feel someone wraps their arms around my waist and throws me over their shoulder. I look over to see it was Morinozuka-san. Great. When we got to the changing area he tell the twins " Him too." Then reaches over and put me down. In the distant one light blut flicks on.
Then he leaves. "Ok, now change in these" the twins say has the hold up some uniforms" "why?" I asked changely. "Don't ask questions just change" they told us as the attack us to
change. "Ok, Ok, Ok! But you two to leave!" I told them as both Haruhi and I kick them out. In the distant four light bults flicks on. As I put on the uniform I
take off my cap and let my long curls free. "Hey Tsuki, why do you hid your hair from them?" Haruhi asks me quiety so the twins wouldn't hear us. "Your hair is
really beautiful, why hide it?"
"Because then they'll make me wear those stupid dress that makes you look like a big ol' yellow marshmallow." I told her. "Also when are you going to tell him your really her a girl?" I ask her. She shugs then smirks " As soon as you let them see your hair", I roll my eyes at her and look down at myself. Huh, well look at that this one fits me very loose too. "Ready?" Haruhi asks me."Almost let me just put my hair up again." I tell her as I gather up my hair and quickly tuck them into my cap.
"Ok done" "Haruhi! Tsuki! Are you done in there?" we hear Blondie call us."Umm siempa are you sure
it's ok for us to keep this?" she asks him as she draws away the curtain. I stand behind Haruhi in the corner, as I listen to them compliment Haruhi, and tell
her that she's now a... WHAT?! "A host?!" I ask as quickly look over Haruhi's shoulder at Tamaki.
"Oh Tsuki-siempa there you are, sorry about the uniform it
was the only other one we had." Otori-chan tells me. "Sigh it's fine. I can go back and stitch it up to the right size." I told them. "A-ah! Tsuki-siempa!"
"mmm?" I turn my gaze toward Tamaki which apperanlty got scared 'cause it looked like he was about to wet himself.
"W-w-well i-it just that you amm ahh-ah Hikari! You tell him!" Tamaki yells out and pushes Hikari in front of him. "No way, Boss! Karou! You do it!" "No way!" and the three idiots are now just going around in a circle.
An anime sweat drop appears above my head, really? I thought to myself as I shook my head then I felt a tug on my arm and looked
down to see Haninozoka-san. "What Tama-chan is trying to say is that your going to stay as the host's dog k?" he asks me with a very cute smile. I shrug "Ok I don't
see any problem with that." "WHAT?! SERIOUSLY?!" I turn and look over to the three idoits stating at me a disbelief, "what?" "nothing!" and man, they ran like they
saw a ghost. Well ok then, I just shrug it off and went to prepare the cakes, teas, and coffee for the up coming guests. As I was refilling one of the guest's coffee, I glace over to Haru-chan's table to see her sweating like a sinner in church. She glances over to my direction gives me the 'help me' look and I, being the supportive and kind cousin that I am, give her
the 'good luck solider' look and turn back to the kitchen, snickering. As I was finishing up the coffee I hear blond wonder yell "That was so cute! That occasional was good! Super good! Amazingly good!" Ah right... Huh I it kinda of sound like I hear someone say that before...
Huh weird. Then a "Mori-siempi! Help me!" Is heard. I quickly rush out to see Blondie hugs and spinning the life out of Haruhi, and then Takashi-kun came in and got Haru-chan out of that idiot's arms. ( Also sorry if any of you are Tamaki fans, I don't mind him, but I don't love him, TamaxHaru however I do approve, anyways...)
I walk over to them and thank Takashi-kun and grabbed Haru-chan into a protetive hug, away from Tamaki. "Come on little one, it daddy give you a big hug." Tamaki asks us. "No way." I tell him and Haruhi follows, telling him "I already got a dad, I don't need another one." As Blondie continued to asked
us I notice one of Blondie's guests giving Haruhi the death glare. Huh? Looks like someone is jealous, and up to no good. I thought as I narrowed my eyes at her.
_ Time Skip_
*Next Day*
As I place my bag in the break room for the host club, I hear Haruhi walk and look all round. "Hey Tsuki!" "Yeah?" "Have you seen my bag anywhere?" "No I haven't, but I can help look for it with you, if you want." "Yeah that would be helpful." As I looked around I see Haruhi look out the window and
takes off running out. "Huh? Haruhi?" I look all around, but there was no sign of her. "Haruhi!" I called out, looking out the door to the hallway, just in time to see her turn at the corner. "Great, here we go," I murmured under my breath as I take off running after her. I was about to catch up on her when my feet decided to be stupid and trip all over themselves, which lead me to fall down.
Man, today, is just not my day, I thought as I got up, and followed once again but was stop when I heard "Oh it's you again" from around the corner. I quickly press my back against the wall and craned my neck to see who it was. And there I saw my dear cousin and that snot-nose customer of Blondie, from earlier.
" I bet you love Tamaki, making you over and fondling over you. It's useless though, your always going to be a second class citizen." she says with a smirk and walks off like she owns the school. Haruhi looks a bit confused and shocked but brushed it off like nothing and went on looking for her bag. I, on the other hand, was fuming with anger.
Second class citizen?! Who the hell does that # !* think she is! I thought angry as I clink my hands into fist and took a step forward toward her. But suddenly a hand shot out behind me and covers my mouth and pulls me back. I panic just for a bit but try to bray the hand off from my mouth when a pair of arms wrapped around my waist.
"It's ok Tsuki-chan, it's just us." A kind familair voice told me. I freeze for a moment and looked down and behind me. Haninozoka-san? Morinozuka-san? Seeing that I have calmed down, the both let go of me. "Come with us Tsuki-chan, Kyo-chan has a plan to help." He says as he grabs my hand, and pulls me with him.
Once we get back to the room, Otori-chan, and the twins were waiting for us there. "Ah, Tsuki- siempa, good to see here." I began to open my mouth to ask him what is going on, when he lead up his hand. "We found out what was going on, and we can't lead any host club member be harmed. So here's the plan...
_Next Day_
Just as Otori-chan had predicted, the dang witch requested poor Haru-chan, to torcher her more... grr... this plan better work, I thought has I watch as that little skank sat there looking all cocky, as she looks "shocked" to here about what happen yesterday. "And you actually made Tamaki, search that dirty old pond with you. It's astonishing, you do realize that he's a blue-blood and not a commoner right?"
Calm down Tsuki, just follows Otori-chan's plan, and hope that the plan works. "Tsuki-chan! Can we get some more coffee over here please?" Haninozaka-san call out to me. "Yeah sure, just let me brew up some more ok?" "Kk!" I smile a bit at his cute personality. I'm glad to know that some people still stay, and be who they are. I thought to myself as I turn back towards that kitchen.
"Now I understand." I hear my cousin say, I look over to her and her 'guest'. "Your jeseous of me." Haruhi simply states, and boy the look on that #*^'s face, was so funny that I had to turn back around and go quickly into the kitchen so they won't hear me laugh my ass off. Ha! Take that #$%!
Then a heared a great crash and a scream, just as Otori-chan had predicted... Dang it, that means I won't be able to beat the crap out of her... right now. Darn. As I finally got the coffee ready, and placed it on the tray, I hear. "But why Tamaki?!" I hear her begging and crying, this I got to see. "You idiot!" I hear and foot step with crying coming closer to the door.
Once I finally got the door open, the little slut when and push me back into the room! "Get out of my way you stupid commoner! Whaaaa!" Sure why not, push the person with fragile, expensive tea set with HOT COFFEE! Yeah, it's not like I'm already in dept or something. "Whoa!" I cry out as I try to regain my balance and save the tea set but ended up falling on my butt, having the HOT coffee spill all over me, but lucky the tea set is safe.
*Crash* Except for that cup. "Tsuki! Are you ok?" Haruhi rush over to my side and gets the tray out of my hands and set it aside. "Hot! Hot! Yeah I'm fine, I should be the one asking you, but from the looks of it, we'll be fine; but I can't say the same thing about our uniforms." I crack a smile up to her as I look at now drenched clothing to my huge coffee stain on my chest and back to here.
Haruhi rolls her eyes at me and offices me her hand. "Come on you we need to change." I chucked and brushed my hair out of my face, then to grab hold of her hand to get up. "Yeah, yeah coming." It was when I shush the door behind us after passing the main room, where all the customers were at, was that my hat was gone. Shoot...
Everyone's thoughts (expect for the twins, Kyoya, Honey and Mori)
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She's a girl?!
Tsuki's Pov.
After that little dramatic event, Tamaki just had to go and be a prev. and come into the dressing to see both Haru-chan and I in our bras! Well Haruhi was a tank top over her A-cup chest, while my C-cup chest was right out there. Then the throwing of random cominsed, which ending him knock out for a little while. "Haruhi, Tsuki siempa."
"Yea?"
"What?"
"So our both girls..."
"Biological speaking yeah."
"Yeah because just having boobs, automatically means that I might be a guy."
I reply back sarcaily, and pull the curtain for then to see us in the girl uniforms. And with one glance from us, Tamaki seems to have a mental freak attack. "Listen siempa, I don't really care whether you guys reconives me as a boy or girl. In my option, it's more important for a person to should be reconzied about who they are rather than what sex there are."
Harauhi talks him and I nod my head in agreement. "Well isn't this interesting." Otori-chan says unsurprised. "Oh yeah."The twins replay with the same same expression. "Well I glad come of you aren't as dense as he is." I murmurer to myself as I move to stand right next to Otori-chan. "Uh, I have to say siempa, I thought you were pretty cool earlier."
Haruhi tells Tamaki hopes to calm him down, only to turn red as a tomato. Otori turn to me, with a smirk on his face and says, " Now I could be wrong here but we be witnessing the beginnings of love here." I sent him my smirk of my own as i watch her try to blend in, quick now Tamaki was white as a sheet now. One thing was curtain, this is gonna be on hell of a year to come.