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The detective in the corner behind Tony rolled his eyes. Average minds were so boring. He toyed with his fancy blue scarf, momentarily locking eyes with the "god" across the room. Said god was still glaring at him – had been ever since the scepter was confiscated. The detective smirked.
"So," began the spaz-pirate, "any idea why we are all here?"
"I don't know about the rest of you, but whoever did this probably saw my impeccable work at the university and requires my brainpower," Sheldon contributed.
The god snorted in disbelief.
Ignoring the self-centered demigod, Tony piped up, "It could be some kind of joke."
"A joke?" Spock questioned. "I do not understand."
"Someone clearly wants us to suffer," Tony replied.
"Oh, yes. You're all suffering, aren't you?" Sherlock began. He looked at Tony. "You're a self-proclaimed genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropist in a romantic relationship with your supposedly attractive long-term assistant. You enjoy partying, tinkering, and bedroom activities and you hate small, boring rooms such as this. Your drink is gone and you don't even have anything to play with. It must be killing you to sit here and talk to a group of people more psychologically tweaked than yourself."
Before Tony could shoot a snappy retort, the detective looked at the pirate and continued. "You're incredibly emotional, but you don't let people think so. You show everyone that you're tough and clever, sneaky and smart. But on your own with no one to show off to, you're a wreck. You hate being alone, it drives you mad. You're childish and immature at times, but at the same time being admirable to many, especially women… though women tend to hate you afterwards." The pirate opened and closed his mouth a few times like a fish, but didn't respond.
The detective continued his blunt analysis with Spock. "You appear at least tolerable. You only focus on the logic and refuse to get romantically involved, almost religiously so. But it's not religion, is it? No, you use half of your DNA as an excuse to be blunt and rude, simply saying that you have no emotion whatsoever. I could almost get along with you." Spock simply stared at the detective. Sherlock seemed to think much like he did.
The British detective continued with the theoretical physicist. "You almost seem tolerable, except for the fact that you tend to act like an overgrown child. You think the world revolves around you and your supposed 'brainpower,' constantly irritating everyone around you. You throw a fit when you don't get your way and you will go out of your way to win an argument or prove a point." Sheldon's brows drew together uncomfortably, about to begin arguing.
Sherlock ignored him and looked directly at the demi-god. "You're a bit of a child too, aren't you? You're stuck in a power play. You loathe your brother because he's always been better than you, and you just can't win Daddy's heart. You tried taking over New York to make yourself feel better but failed miserably, not only getting imprisoned on Earth but in your own strange world as well. You pride yourself on being the God of Mischief and Lies and it drives you positively mad when someone sees through you." Loki continued glaring.
"You're all so pathetic and common," Sherlock groaned. "I do not see what could possibly be gained from locking us in a room together."
"Who do you think you are, judging us?" Loki growled.
"You have no idea what our lives are like. You're just making that up," Tony added.
"Oh, no. I'm not making anything up," Sherlock replied, shaking his head. "You're all just so… transparent."
"That was quite a nice trick," Sheldon said with a smile.
Sherlock stared at the physicist. "Trick?"
"How you guessed all of our lives. Oh, it was a hoot," Sheldon giggled.
"How could you have known all of that, might I ask?" Spock inquired.
"I told you, you're all transparent. I have a way of deducing people, and your actions in this room alone are screaming your identities," Sherlock explained.
The other men in the room stared at the detective in silence. He had to have tricked them somehow… right?