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After Sherlock's blunt observations, nobody said very much. The detective went back to quietly observing from his corner, mumbling something about ordinary people being so boring.

Sheldon had recovered from the shock of two of his favorite people sitting at the same table as he was. He went back to his Rubix cube, messing it up and fixing it and messing it up again and fixing it again, over and over for about twenty minutes. He glanced to his left at the spaz-pirate, his eyes widening.

"Oh, now I recognize you!" he exclaimed, looking at the pirate fully.

"Well I should hope so, mate," the pirate replied. "I am very well known."

"You're Jack Sparrow!" Sheldon realized.

Jack frowned. "There should be a 'Captain' in there somewhere."

Sherlock scoffed. "'Captain.' Hardly. You were captain of a ship for what, two years? Before you were fully and completely mutinied upon?"

Jack pouted slightly. "I was still the captain."

"Must not have been a very good one," Tony contributed.

"A captain is still a captain. He deserves respect from his crew, even if he is unfit for the position," Spock added with closed eyes.

"Exactly! I-" Jack was cut off as the power went out. As there were no windows or any crack of the outside world, the room became pitch black. No one could see their hands in front of their faces.

Tony glared at where he thought Loki was standing. "You did it, didn't you, Reindeer Games?"

Loki laughed in response. "I am flattered, Metal Man, but I had no part in this."

Sheldon whimpered at the distinct lack of light. Tony noticed and smirked, though no one could see it.

"You're a child, aren't you, Shelly?" he teased.

"Am not!" Sheldon retorted childishly.

They all jumped- though none of them would admit to it later- at the lightning-like flash. It was like a strobe light that only blinked once and then turned off. When the lights fully turned back on, Jack Sparrow was missing.

"Where did the captain go?" Spock inquired.

"His name was Jack, not 'Captain,'" Tony argued.

"Where did he go?" Sheldon shrieked.

"Someone quite powerful must be behind this whole situation," Loki mused, looking around.

Tony smirked. "More powerful than you?"

Loki glared. "Perhaps."

Sherlock grinned from his spot in the corner. "Now, things are getting exciting!"

"Exciting?" Sheldon frowned. "I hardly see this as exciting. This is terrifying!"

Sherlock rolled his eyes. "Don't be so boring, Mr. Cooper. That pirate was here one minute and gone the next. Whoever brought us here used the darkness to take him and the flash of light to distract the rest of us. Our captor must be quite clever."

There was another flash of light, only this one remained for more than a second. The detective, the god, the billionaire, the physicist, and the alien all turned to the source of the light – a large screen on the wall opposite the door, behind Sheldon, that no one had noticed before. They would all swear that there was no screen at all until it lit up. It was if it appeared out of this air right at that moment.

On the screen appeared an attractive blonde girl. She cast her eyes over the five men in the room and smirked.

"Wondering where you are?" she asked in a London accent.

"Well, yes, we are wondering where we are," Sheldon nodded. "Would you by chance have that information and be willing to share it with us?"

The blonde giggled. "I have that information, Shelly, but I can't share it."

Sheldon frowned. "Why not?"

"I have been sworn to secrecy. My partner, the one who locked you all in here, must remain anonymous," the blonde shrugged.

"Is that a business partner or a relationship partner?" Tony inquired.

The blonde giggled again with a slight eye roll. "Both."

Tony pouted, though he tried to hide it.

Sherlock fully rolled his eyes. "I'll figure you out. I imagine you and your 'partner' have done something with the pirate?"

"Yep!" the blonde chirped. "He wasn't really fitting in with you lot, so we took him out. Wasn't as much fun as we were expecting."

"Fun?" Loki growled. "You locked us in there because you thought it would be fun?!"

The girl bit her lip. "I've got to go. If you lot can figure out who we are and why you're here, we'll let you out. Until then, have fun!"

With that, the girl disappeared and took the light with her. The only light was a rather small bulb hanging from the ceiling, directly above the table (1).

Tony turned around to glare at the conceited detective. "Any idea who that was, Mr. Know-It-All?"

"Not yet," Sherlock admitted. "She was not familiar to me."

Sheldon raised his hand politely. "I believe I know who she is."

Tony turned to the physicist and raised a brow. "You do?"

"Of course," Sheldon replied. "I have an eidetic memory. I remember every little detail about my entire life. Normally I would call it silly to even think about this, but since Tony Stark and Mr. Spock are sitting at the same table as I am, along with Loki Laufeyson and Sherlock Holmes in the same room, I supposed it can't get much stranger."

"What is so strange about us, mortal?" Loki questioned.

"Well, Tony Stark is very rich and famous, so while meeting him is an honor, it's almost unheard of. Rich and famous people don't usually hang out with normal people," Sheldon began. "Granted, I'm much higher above normal people, myself."

Loki snorted. Sheldon glared at the god before continuing.

"Mr. Spock… Well, I'm sorry to say that I did not realize you were real."

Spock's slanted eyebrows rose, giving him an even odder appearance. "What do you mean?"

"You are a fictional character – most people, including myself, don't think you exist. Tony Stark is well-known, he's been on the news and everything. Mr. Spock and Captain Jack Sparrow, on the other hand, are fictional."

"And what about me?" Loki smirked. "If you have heard of Metal Man over there, you must have heard of me."

"Yes. Everyone is aware of your failed attempt at taking over the world." Sheldon waved his hand in disinterest, turning his attention back to the other three. (2)

"And me?" Sherlock inquired, relatively interested.

"You're fictional too."

Sherlock's lips pressed together in a slightly more dignified pout.

"So is that how you know the hot blonde chick? Is she a fictional character too?" Tony questioned.

Sheldon nodded. "She's Rose Tyler from the BBC series Doctor Who."

"I've heard of that," Tony nodded.

"Does she have a partner in the series?" Sherlock inquired.

"Yeah, The Doctor," Sheldon replied.

"Doctor what?" Tony asked with the slight tilt of his head.

"The Doctor. He never tells his actual name," Sheldon shrugged.

"What does this 'Doctor' look like?" Loki asked.

"There are several regenerations of him," Sheldon began. "There were eight Doctors in the original series from the '60s. There are four Doctors in the new series."

"It's been running since the '60s?" Tony asked incredulously.

Sheldon nodded.

"Does Rose Tyler stay with all of the Doctors?" Sherlock questioned.

Sheldon shook his head. "Rose is a companion. There are a lot of companions in the series. Rose hangs out with Nine and Ten."

"Are they known by their numbers?" Spock clarified.

"Or their actors, but since their characters are real now, yes, their numbers," Sheldon agreed.

"So what do we do?" Tony asked.

"We figure out which Doctor she's working with and stop them," Sheldon replied. Obviously.

"Is there a chance that she could be working with both of them?" Sherlock inquired.

"Not really," Sheldon frowned. "The Doctor is a Time Lord – they're virtually immortal; instead of dying, they regenerate. There's never more than one Doctor at a time."

The five men thought about this new information. They finally learned something about their captors! Now they just needed to figure out why they were there and how to get out…

In a fancy blue box in a back alley somewhere, a pretty blonde London girl and her pinstripe suit-clad partner were busy rubbing their hands together and scheming what to do to their poor victims next.

(1) I wasn't sure if I mentioned any light in previous chapters. Can't have them sitting in the pitch dark, can I?

(2) Ahhh I feel so mean!