Chapter 2

Kakashi and Deidara made their way back to the Konoha Village. Deidara having never been to another village was asking questions on what it's like in the Konoha Village.

"What's it like in Konoha? This will be the first time I meet another village Kage." Deidara said in excitement.

"Well, it's filled with trees, has a couple of lakes in the village, there's of course the multiple training grounds, and the Hokage Mountain. Are there any more questions before we go to sleep for tonight? We should be close to the village tomorrow afternoon." Kakashi said.

"Just one. Who has the same explosion release as me?" Deidara asked.

"His name is Naruto Uzumaki." Kakashi said.

"Naruto Uzumaki huh. I bet he will be interesting to work with." Deidara lay by the fire and fell asleep.

Kakashi created a shadow clone and had it patrol the area for any bandits or ANBU from Iwa and he promptly fell asleep himself with that orange book that everyone knows. The Make-Out Paradise series written by Jiraiya, the Toad Sannin. The morning eventually came. The clone dispersed as soon as the sun came up. There was nothing to report. Kakashi put the fire out and woke Deidara up but he was still tired so Kakashi carried him to the Leaf Village. Kakashi and Deidara soon made it to the Leaf Village, where their ears were assaulted by a loud laughter and some cries for that rambunctious laughter to get back here.

Kakashi and Deidara looked up and saw an orange blur race across the rooftops. Behind him were a group of ANBU. One ANBU team uniforms was a bright neon yellow and the masks were scribbled on. The second ANBU team uniforms was a bright blue and neon green. The third ANBU team had feathers super glued to them. The fourth ANBU team was a bright neon pink with orange in the mix and the masks were a bright neo orange. Kakashi widened his only eye in humor and disbelief, while Deidara just laughed and said he would help give Naruto pranking ideas when he gets the chance to meet Naruto. They will be partners in crime and in pranking. Elsewhere, Hiruzen Sarutobi shivered with fear.

"Come on Deidara, let's go meet with the Hokage." Kakashi said as he walked into the village, ignoring the shouts for Naruto until everyone heard a big shout of NARUTO, coming from a School Academy teacher by the name of Iruka Umino. Kakashi shook his head and walked into the village.

Kakashi and Deidara came to the Hokage tower and walked up the multiple steps to the office of the Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi. Kakashi knocked on the door. He heard an "enter" from the Hokage, so Kakashi opened the door and walked in and closed it behind him. He walked up to the desk with Deidara still on his back.

"Welcome to Konohagakure, Deidara. I'm the Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi. I hope the trip was uneventful." Hiruzen asked.

"Thank you, Hokage-sama. Just a few moments ago when me and the scarecrow looking guy were arriving to the village, I saw something funny." Deidara said.

"I see. I guess you saw the results of our number one, hyperactive, unpredictable and pranking king, Naruto Uzumaki." Hiruzen said.

"I can't wait to meet him. We're going to be best friends. I just have a feeling." Deidara said.

"Since you are here, let's gets you registered as a ninja. What is you rank?" Hiruzen asked.

"I'm a Chunin, sir." Deidara said.

"Good job getting to the rank at your age. You will go to the Academy to meet Naruto and hopefully you two will not cause to much trouble." Hiruzen said "Although, I have a feeling that they just might cause trouble. Oh well. Hope they target those stupid ass civilian council members."

"Thank you Hokage-sama." Deidara said.

"Kakashi will take you to the Academy to meet Naruto." Hiruzen said.

Kakashi nodded his head.

"Come along Deidara. Let's go meet Naruto." Kakashi said.

"Ok." Deidara said.

"You two are dismissed. Enjoy your day Deidara." Hiruzen said.

As Kakashi and Deidara left the Hokage's office, they could hear the Hokage mumble about the amount of paperwork he gets every hour and every day. Kakashi chuckled while Deidara laughed a little.

On the way to the Academy, Kakashi pulled out his Make-Out Paradise book. Deidara tried to peak at the book.

"What are you reading?" Deidara asked because he sees the looks that Kakashi is getting by the women of the village.

Kakashi who is oblivious to the looks answers Deidara.

"I'm reading the most wonderful book in the entire shinobi world and it's written by my sensei's sensei, Master Jiraiya, the Toad Sage of Mount Myōboku. This is a book that you have to read when you are older. Say about 18." Kakashi said. Deidara hmphed and looked ahead.

They arrived at the Academy and went to the classroom where they heard Iruka's voice telling the kids that they were doing the Transformation Jutsu over again because tomorrow is the Genin Exams. Kakashi signaled to Deidara that they should wait. They were about to enter when Naruto did his "Sexy Jutsu" and knocked out Iruka. Iruka woke up and yelled at Naruto for doing that ridiculous Jutsu.

"Maybe we should go back to the Hokage and have him call someone to go get Naruto. Would that be alright?" Kakashi asked.

"That would be acceptable." Deidara said as he peered into the room and looked at a beautiful girl with platinum blonde hair and the most gorgeous blue eyes.

"My lord! She is so beautiful! I think I'm developing a crush on her." Deidara thought. Kakashi caught him looking at the Yamanaka girl.

"Hmm. Interesting. He's not even in the village for a day and he's developing a crush on Ino Yamanaka, Inoichi's daughter." Kakashi thought.

"Let's go Deidara." Kakashi said. Deidara nodded his head.

They the Academy and started their trek back towards the Hokage tower. They made it half-way there when they heard a loud voice which made Kakashi's shoulder's slump a little bit.

"KAKASHI MY ETERNAL RIVAL. ARE YOU READY TO HAVE A YOUTHFUL FRIENDLY BATTLE?" Guy shouted at Kakashi, who promptly ignored him.

"Guy not now. I have to escort our newest Chunin around the village and he just joined the village to help with Naruto's newest unique condition." Kakashi said.

"OH HELLO MY YOUTHFUL FRIEND. I WILL 1500 LAPS AROUND THE VILLAGE ON MY HANDS TO WELCOME YOU TO THE VILLAGE AND THEN MY TEAM WILL CONTINUE OUR TRAINING AND THEN DO A YOUTHFUL MISSION." Guy shouted.

Deidara and the others except for Lee put their hands on their ears to block out the sound of Guy's horrific loud voice yelling about youth and other weird things.

"We have to get going now Guy." Kakashi said as he picked Deidara and ran out of their like a group of angry women were chasing him for being a pervert.

Elsewhere

A man sneezed while he was peeking on women at a bath house which alerted the women there. The man got his ass beaten by 20 women and five of them were Kunoichi.

Back in the village

Kakashi made it to an apartment building on the other side of the Academy and the Hokage tower. Kakashi set down Deidara after he came to a stop.

"Deidara whatever you do, do not and I mean do not challenge Guy to a challenge of any kind or his mini-me because Lee will probably make you his eternal rival and subjugate you to horrible things." Kakashi said. Deidara nodded. Kakashi and Deidara walked back into the Hokage Tower and went inside the office.

"I see that you two are back." Hiruzen said. Kakashi and Deidara nodded.

"Can you send someone to retrieve Naruto from class so we can introduce Deidara to Naruto." Kakashi asked.

"Very well. Neko." Hiruzen called.

Neko, one of the ANBU that was chasing Naruto was still wearing the bright neon orange mask and clothes.

"You called Hokage-sama." Neko asked.

"I need for you to bring Naruto Uzumaki here. His new teacher is here and I would like for them to meet." Hiruzen said.

Neko nodded and shunshined out of the office.

"Is there a place I can show off my art. I need to see stuff explode! Art is an explosion." Deidara exclaimed.

"There is but you need to meet with Naruto first and then you can go to Training ground 15. Kakashi will take you there when you are done here." Hiruzen said. Deidara hmphed.