Petey Piranha was barfing out popcorn of all different varieties around his popcorn parlor, with the gassy Goddess of Light, Lady Palutena, watching in amazement as she was waiting for a new batch of popcorn to show up. Petey then slammed back down to the ground, facing Palutena.
"Popcorn's ready, your majesty!" Petey stated as he revealed the hot buttery popcorn to Palutena.
Palutena farted a deep pitched brassy poot in appreciation of getting the popcorn. "Oh, thank you Petey! I don't know how to pay you back!"
"Oh, it's simple, Pal." Petey stated as he pulled out a giant laser disc. "Can you be able to fart out the audio to this movie?"
Palutena's eyes widened as she nodded. "Oh, yes! Let's do it, big boy! That disc won't be extremely painful!"
"For you." Petey laughed as he placed the laserdisc on Palutena's fat ass, with the green haired goddess farting tuba toots to lift the laser disc and using her divine light powers to spin it, with the two watching an obscure horror movie, both of them eating popcorn as it began raining lightly in Seaside Hill, with it being night.