Petey Piranha was at the Seaside Hill train station as he watched Chuffy the train pull in, with it having several different cars as a huge amount of different visitors poured out. Petey went into the last wooden car, seeing a shipment of popcorn kernels in it.

"Oh good, the package I ordered came!" Petey stated as he grabbed the bag, turning around to see a Magmortar staring at him. "Can I... help you?"

"Why take the popcorn away... when you can have it here?" Magmortar replied with a smirk as he used Flamethrower on the popcorn bags, causing the kernels to explode and turn into regular popcorn, the entire wooden car bursting as popcorn came pouring out, with everyone rushing to grab it as a huge Petey emerged from the batch of popcorn, roaring loudly as everyone was scared off.

"Hurr! You don't have to act like that!" Old King Coal remarked as he couldn't believe Petey's behavior.

Petey ignored the old lump of coal as he placed all the popcorn away into his red pouch.

Petey Piranha was at the Ribbon Road, selling popcorn to the various Toads present as he was watching the tennis match between Dry Bowser and Toadette continue at the toy tennis stadium recently constructed nearby.

"This place is getting a lot of mileage for being a toy kingdom!" Petey exclaimed as he turned around, to see the toy pumps storing the popcorn pumping as they churned out more popcorn, of which Petey used to sell more to the various customers.

This wouldn't seem out of place, if not for the fact that the playable human female Animal Crossing villager accidentally crashed into one of the pillars while gliding, causing it to topple over and break off a portion of the popcorn stand, causing the Toads to wet themselves and run away frightfully, with Petey groaning in response as he now had to eat up the popcorn to prevent an accident.

"Oh, I need to pee!" Princess Peach exclaimed as she was trying to keep her bladder in control.

"Then why did you insist on going to that lemonade stand ran by those grass type Pokemon, Toadstool?" Princess Zelda responded to Peach in annoyance as they was waiting in line for popcorn alongside Fire Emblem's Roy and Link at a popcorn stand Petey had set up at the dusty outskirts of the rusty old Bone Dry Dunes, the gusty winds causing the dresses on Peach and Zelda to be lifted occasionally, much to the delight of the various perverts.

"They were nice, and said that the liquid would help influence us to get us food," Link explained as he was using his various techniques to get his group ahead in line for

"Yeah, and besides, I heard Petey here makes super good popcorn!" Melee Roy exclaimed as he pumped his arm in the air.

"Damn right I make good popcorn," Petey barked as he eyed the group, handing each of the the popcorn they demanded, with Princess Peach peeing herself right then and there as she began crying, causing everyone to groan or feel embarrassed as a result. Petey proceeded to barf on Peach, which made everyone feel better, except Peach who kept crying as she was now messier.

"What's wrong with Bowser Junior?" Petey Piranha asked Ridley while running a popcorn stand in the nightly Earthbound city of Fourside, seeing Bowser Jr. taking various things out of his Junior Klown Kar as he had a weird, buggy eyed look to him.

"Oh, we went to get some McDonald's shit together earlier and he got rabies," Ridley casually explained while flapping his wings nonchalantly.

Petey stopped moving about as he faced Ridley after taking another glance at Bowser Jr. "...he got rabies from McDonald's?"

"Well, actually..." Isabelle nervously piped out as she was going to offer an explanation when Bowser Jr. pulled out his paintbrush and began painting everyone, then proceeded to turn all the popcorn into rainbow confetti, then started attacking everyone with his fists and diseased teeth, maniacally laughing all the while.

Petey proceeded to body slam Bowser Jr., then pour popcorn on him, then body slam him again, then barfed on him, and decided to eat him up, which confused and scared everyone... except Ridley, who was wondering if he should get popcorn in spite of his big diet for you.