Tsubaki: Wow, to be honest, I didn't think anyone would like this…
Tybalt: What makes you say that?
Tsubaki: Nii-san?! When did you-!? Gah, nevermind!
Tybalt: I'm waiting.
Tsubaki: Well, it just came out of nowhere for me. Anyways, I guess I can make a couple more pages for you reviewers, but I can't promise too much. Now then, as for the reviewers…
Tipper T: Noes! Not the dreaded bat credit card! ... I kid, pretty funny though. I liked the last three! XD
-Yes the dreaded credit card from Batman and Robin, I just couldn't help myself!
PolarLuv: Lol i busted up after reading #1
-Well I'm glad you enjoyed them! Here's a second batch!
Julie Reed: Hahaha that was funny!
-Sorry I can't post your entire Review, wouldn't be any more room for my list, but I still loved it. To be honest, your favorite picks were the ones I probably enjoyed thinking up the most. XD
Mela Sunstrong: Sing 'It's a Beautiful day in the Neighborhood' while skipping in the middle of a street AFTER Bane's takeover
lol, I might seriously consider that, but whilst building rows of funny-looking snowmen all along the sidewalks by city hall. :D
-ROFl, yeah I'd probably do that too, along with numbers 59 and 60. :D
Tsubaki: Well then, on with the incredibly useless list! XD Here to do a disclaimer this time is Garry from Ib!
Garry: What!? Why me?
Tsubaki: Cause I said so!
Garry: *sigh* Tsubaki doesn't own anything or anyone in this list.
'-'-' Do's and Don'ts -'-'
36) Tell Selina that scratching a post is a good stress reliever
37) Sit on Bane's shoulders for more than five minutes just to feel taller
38) Tell Batman "Superman can do a better job!"
39) Ask Mr. Fox to become the next President
40) Ask Harvey, which he likes more, Chocolate or Vanilla*
41) Lock Bruce in the same room as Bane AND the Joker
42) SOMEHOW convince Alfred that Bruce gave him the week off
43) When Bruce finds out about #42, blame Krypto again
44) Introduce Bruce Wayne to Tony Stark*
45) Call Bane a pedophile (Before you ask, NO, I don't have anything against Bane! *Hugs Bane's arm*)
46) Ask Bruce if he ever considered Butterflyman
47) Start calling Blake 'Big Bird"
48) Throw Selina's heels at Bruce
49) Buy Selina a new whip to replace said heels after somehow losing them out the window and into a river
50) Make "Team Tony" and "Team Bruce" shirts for #44 (You can turn them inside out for "Team Ironman" and "Team Batman"!)
51) Make your own costume and 'follow' Batman to 'help' him
52) Accidentally misplace Bane's morphine
53) Ask for acting lessons from Selina
54) Aim a gun/ arrow at Blake if he wears red, green, and yellow
55) Call Blake 'bulls eye boy' if you do end up doing #54
56) Explain to Bruce what Yaoi is
57) Record his reaction
58) Put a collar on Selina and ask Bruce if you can keep her
59) Make Snow Angels in front of city hall during Bane's takeover
60) Start a snowball fight while your at it
61) Introduce your friend Sherlock to Batman (Worst idea I could have done)
62) Time how long it takes Sherlock to find out Batmans identity
63) Call Crane 'Mr. Potato Head'
64) Find some random man named Edward Nigma and 'Accidentally' make him a super villian called the Riddler*
65) Throw Holy Water at Ra's Al Ghul when he comes to Gotham and say "Demon be Gone!"
66) Ask Bruce if he sleeps upside down
67) Make the Joker tell Ghost Stories
68) Plot world domination with Arkham inmates
69) Give Bane diet pills
70) Ask Bruce how much he has in his bank account to the exact amount
'-'-' Do's and Don'ts -'-'
Tsubaki: Here's the second round of insanity!
Tybalt: Huh, you actually tried all of these?
Tsubaki: … In a way… yes. My mind palace is all screwy and warped at this point.
Tybalt: I actually find that believable.