Tsubaki: SEE? I told you I'd come back!
Tybalt: Your still late.
Tsubaki: Don't care! Anyways, to the reviewers…
Silentflier: …I love all the little references. Especially the one about the episodes of Supernatural! Gotta love Sam and Dean.
-Yep! Sam and Dean are just too cool. Though I also adore Gabriel, Balthazar and Castiel. Gotta give those three angels some love too.
Julie Reed: So far my favorite of the day are: 73, 82, 84, 88, 94.
I laughed so much with 94.
-Believe me, I can imagine it too, with his cape all billowy behind him. XD
Jasmine Scarthing: Can I use a couple of these ideas in my own story?
Love this! But I think you aren't supposed to post lists of stuff.
Of course you can. And as for whether I can list them or not… meh, it's technically my imagination at work; I'm just placing it in a different way.
Tsubaki: Anyways! Like I've said every other chapter I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE BADDIES OR BATS! Get it? Got it? GOOD!
'-'-' Do's and Don'ts '-'-'
96) Give the Riddler an impossible riddle
97) Give Bane an "I'm with crazy" shirt when he's with Tahlia
98) Make fun of Bane's voice by making impersonations with a cup
99) Steal Harley Quinn's Hammer
100) Tell Solomon Grundy he was actually born on a Thursday (Born on a Thursday, confuzzled on a Friday… huh? XD)
101) Start singing Les Miserables "Do you hear the People Sing" in the streets of Gotham
102) Add Lex Luthor, and Oliver Queen to join Tony and Bruce's fight over "Best Billionaire" title
103) Carry around hedge clippers whenever you visit Poison Ivy
104) Turn Dr. Freeze's suit into a snow cone machine
105) Get The Joker to open a joke shop
106) Get the Arkham inmates to play strip poker
107) Only say one-liners though the span of all three movies (Drove Harvey, Rachel and Selina crazy when I did this. "Hey you really do have a split personality!" or "Huh, kitty really does have claws.")
108) Ask Bane if back-breaking is his way of fore-play (I had to hide for a few days… TOTALLY WORTH IT FOR THE LOOK ON HISFACE! XD)
109) Play "I spy" with Bruce in the Batcave, and say, "I spy something black!"
110) Teach Rachel the Cup Song (If I have to suffer listening to this everyday, I mind as well infect someone else.)
111) Try to donate the Penguin to a zoo
112) Give Bruce an actual knight costume
113) When asked why you did #112, say, "It's in the title."
114) Break the fourth wall in general
115) Ask Bruce if he ever considered being an underwear model
116) Get Harley addicted to My Little Pony
117) Ask Selina if she purrs around Bruce
118) Make bets at Gotham Police Department on whether Officer Blake has a man crush on Bruce Wayne
119) Max out Bruce's credit card
120) Ask Alfred if he knows James Bond
121) Introduce Deathstroke to Deadpool (Slade had to visit a psychologist after this experience)
122) Record #121 and post it on Youtube
123) Push big red buttons that say "Bomb"
124) Bungee jump off of Wayne Tower
125) Sneak across Gotham Bridges during Bane's takeover and hum the Mission Impossible theme
126) When called insane, respond with "I'm not insane. My mommy says I'm special!"
127) Ask "Why?" whenever Bruce, Bane, Tahlia, Selina or Crane tell you to do something.
128) Knock over a candle during Bruce's birthday party (… OK I admit it. The reason Wayne manor burnt down in the first one was technically my fault after I tried sneaking into the elevator to the Batcave… this is just between us yeah?)
129) Say meow after every sentence when talking to Selina.
130) If thrown into Arkham asylum due to #126, break out.
'-'-' Do's and Don'ts-'-'
Tsubaki: Sorry for the wait everyone. I hope this makes it up a bit...
Tybalt: Not very bloody likely.
Tsubaki: No one asked your opinion you crazy Irishman! R&R my lovelies!
