Tsubaki: And here we go once again! I'm really sorry I don't get the chance to update as often as I wish. Exams last semester were a pain and the entire summer was lined up with trips and responsibilities with my job and my family so it's been difficult for me to come up with more ideas and I got stuck with writers block, on a LIST of all things. T_T Once again I'm REALLY sorry.
Tybalt: *raises brow*I think they get the point dear.
Tsubaki: Gah! But I'm rambling. Now then! *pulls out dusty paper* My reviewers!
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Jasmine Scarthing: Yay, you're back! *vigorously shakes Tsubaki's hand*
My story is a humor fic, so I might look here for some jump-starters, but I won't blatantly copy you. That's wrong, don't you think?
-Sorry once again for coming back then disappearing again. ^_^; Here's virtual batarang as an apology *hands over metal batarang*… just don't tell Bruce I gave it to you. XD
Yeah it is a bit irritating when people copy everything word for word, but I don't mind people using my ideas as long as they tweek them a bit to make it their own.
Lily Lindsey-Aubrey: Number 63 sounds like something Stark would do: 'Call Crane 'Mr. Potato Head''. lol
I would love to see Iron man and Batman fight it out. *evil smile*
-Yeah, I actually realized that when I started typing them, I think he was pestering me that day. XD I would also love to see Batman and Ironman in a battle against oneanother, same with Thor and Superman (I'd more than likely cheer on Thor in that fight. XD). I get the feeling that the two billionaires would end up becoming friends at some point though, completely on Tony's terms of course with Bruce's reluctance. XD
Tsubaki: Once again SO sorry! I'm actually thinking of doing more lists like these so that if I'm on writers block for this, I can at least come up with other ideas for other fandoms, and those probably could give me more ideas for this one as a result.
Tybalt: their waiting Tsubaki!
Tsubaki: *Throws shoe at Tyb* Without further ado, the list that doesn't seem to have an end just yet! And as always I own nothing but the ideas.
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131) Give Poison Ivy a burnt tree for Christmas
132) Spray Paint the Batmobile (and don't use the excuse, "But it needs more color")
133) Bedazzle Bruce's batarang's
134) Introduce the cast to Steampunk
135) Steal the Joker's purple coat and switch it with a hot pink raincoat.
136) Play Risk against Ra's Al Ghul (I swear this bastard cheats every time)
137) Tell Bruce your pregnant
138) Have a South Park marathon at Arkham
139) Attempt to summon Cthulu when you get bored
140) Invite Condiment King to a BBQ and promise him Batman will be there (He was great with the hotdogs and hamburgers.)
141) Tell Bruce that in an alternate universe if he died his father is Batman and his mother is the Joker
142) Push Tahlia over a ledge and blame it on henchman #2
143) Ask Bane if he get's paid in Scooby Snacks
144) Spike Poison Ivy's drink with weed killer
145) Steal Penguin's umbrella
146) Become a member of Black Skulls mafia (I even got a kick ass fedora :D)
147) Mimick Black Skulls accent while singing Christmas Carols
148) Press all the buttons in the elevator before getting off at Wayne Tower
148) Play on a handheld game system or your phone during meetings (Seriously it didn't matter if it was Wayne enterprise meetings, gang meetings or group therapy.)
149) During group therapy in Arkham tell them you have friends that are a tree and a raccoon that live in space (I couldn't resist XD)
150) Ask Selina if she has a fetish with whips and leather
151) Manipulate and confuse the Wayne enterprise board members into letting you have more than half their stocks
152) Call Riddler a hipster
153) Teach Harley how to make voodoo dolls
154) Give Selina a CatBus plushy
155) Ask Bruce the probability of a giant alien starfish attacking Earth one day and make a bet on whether it happens (Justice League fans should get this one)
156) Mix up the months on Calendar Man's calendars
157) Send Harvey half a bottle of lotion
158) Quote Emperor's New Groove whenever you pull a lever
159) Get fellow clan/mafia members to play Monopoly
160) Sign Bane up for Wrestling
161) Bet $100 with Inmates after Joker's defeat that Gotham couldn't stay peaceful for more than ten years (It only lasted 8, I got $2300 richer)
162) Steal Mr. Freeze's freeze ray
163) Use said freeze ray to make the roads of Gotham a giant ice rink
164) Ask Mr. Freeze "What's it like wearing a fishbowl on your head?"
165) Make Penguin try Fish fingers and Custard
166) Set up Christmas decorations in Bane's lair
167) Have the characters watch the Lego Movie
168) At Bruce's funeral play "Everything is Awesome"
169) After Bruce's funeral, move to Metropolis and start bothering a man named Clark Kent
170) Ask Selina if she has rabies
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Tsubaki: Here's your batch, hope you enjoyed them well enough. I'll try to get on more often, but I can't make any promises. Don't forget to R&R! ^_^