Well hi guys! Sorry for the long wait. I have had no inspiration for the longest amount of time so please, don't kill me! Oh by the way in this fic Gajeel and Juvia joined Fairy Tail before Phantom Lord attacked so he didn't hurt Levy! Ok on with the story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail or any of its characters, just the story line. That's my brain child!

If you passed the Fairy Tail Guild Hall on any normal day you would hear screaming, smashing and overall chaos. What you would NOT hear would be the panicked yells and the crackling of lightning. Well it was safe to say today was not a normal day. You're probably confused so let's see where it all began.

One Week Before…

Natsu lounged on the grass with not a care in the world, staring at the sparkling water that filled the river before him. Erza had left Natsu a little over a half hour ago and now the rosette was thinking. That in itself was dangerous, but what he was trying to think about made it even more dangerous. He was thinking about what he was gonna do for the next week while he was Erza's butler. Even though this had been planned he couldn't help but shiver at the thought of what Erza might actually make him do during his service. Before he could think too deeply on the subject however his attention was drawn away by a bright red butterfly. Natsu smiled gently watching as it rode eddies and waves of air. Suddenly realizing why it caught his attention he chuckled quietly. It was the same shade of red that caught his attention anytime, anywhere. The same shade of red that made his smile wider and heartbeat faster. It was the same shade of red as Erza's hair. A blast of wind snapped the fire mage out of his reverie and made him notice how late it was getting. Realizing that Happy was probably already home and waiting on him to cook he started his ling trek home reminding himself to get plenty of sleep because tomorrow he would start working for the sexiest fairy alive.

The Next Morning:

Erza jerked awake, sweating and panting, heart beating frantically in her chest. Feeling disoriented the redhead looked around her room until her eyes rested on the full body mirror across the room. Eying her reflection she tried to calm her breathing, wondering why she woke up in the first place. She knew she didn't have another nightmare; she hadn't had any of those since Natsu had rescued her from the Tower of Heaven. As she tried to recall of her dreams she closed her eyes to concentrate. All she saw were flashes, brief images not long enough for her to make sense of. There was Natsu grinning…Erza stepping into the shower…Erza pushed against the shower wall… a flash of pink…! Her eyes flew open and nearly doubled in size, her hair now colorless in comparison to the color of her face. She had a wet dream… about Natsu! 'Oh crap, I really need to get it together!' she thought as she threw herself back into bed with a huff.

A couple hours later her alarm went off signaling her that it was six o'clock and that it was time to get up. However it was entirely unnecessary because try as she may have, she just couldn't fall back into a slumber. Her mind kept her awake by running through the potential directions her dream could've taken, filling in the blanks with infinite possibilities so different from the last that it would have been impossible to relate two to the same dream if it had not been for the one constant; Natsu. In every situation it was him who was wonderfully torturing her in some way or another. In some cases it was with a fire that never burnt her but set aflame her desire, another, his burning tongue tracing its way down her slippery neck. Because of all the novels she read her imagination came up with endless possibilities each one of them capable of sending her dream self into a pleasure induced coma.

Deciding it would be best to avoid the shower she hurried to brush her teeth and reequip into her armor catching herself several times looking at the shower stall with a reddening face. Shaking herself out of yet another fantasy induced stupor Erza glanced at the clock only to find that it was 7:10! She was late! In an attempt to hurry and leave the room Erza decided to forgo eating breakfast and ran down the stairs almost knocking over Wendy in the process. Coming to a stop by the gate the knight looked around fervently before sighing in relief. Natsu wasn't here yet which meant that no one would know that she had been late…wait it was 7:10 when she left her room and Natsu wasn't here which meant that he was late!

All of the Titania's relief turned to anger at her pink haired boyfriend. Did he think that she was joking when she was joking when she said to be there at 7:00 sharp? Did he not take her seriously? She was thinking so intently that she didn't notice the rosette of her dreams jauntily walking up to the gate with box in his hand. What she did notice however was the tune of the whistle coming from his mouth. During the week they were absent they had to take several carriages and to help ease his discomfort Erza had sung a lullaby to the dragon slayer. It was that tune that caused her to snap out of her trance. Now looking at the cheerful rosette, all the anger that she had rose to the surface.

Just as she was about to yell at him he said,

"Oh you're up now! Good I came around 6:50 because you like to arrive early but you weren't there. I waited till 7:05 but you weren't out yet so I went to get you breakfast!"

As soon as the words left his mouth Erza's anger turned to mortification that he had noticed her tardiness, then to happiness and curiosity at the fact that he had gotten her breakfast. Just what did he buy her? Her answer was given when he opened the box and presented her with a strawberry cake. Whatever remnants of anger had been left was overtaken by love. He had brought her cake! And not just any cake, STRAWBERRY cake! Disregarding their location and their agreement to keep their relationship under wraps Erza lunged at her man and gave him a smoldering kiss only pulling away when she was sure she couldn't hold her breath any more. Pulling back she found a dazed Natsu looking back at her with a goofy grin on his face.

"What was that for?" he asked dreamily. Planting another quick peck on his lips she answered simply,

"You brought me cake." Turning to the box still in his hand she saw a flash of blue and orange out of the corner of her eye and she immediately realized the mistake she had made. She, Erza Scarlet, the Titania had kissed Natsu OUTSIDE of the Fairy Hills apartments! Swirling around faster that the human eye could follow she looked where she had seen the blue and orange before and saw an openmouthed Levy McGarden.

Levy looked back and forth between the embarrassed knight to the dazed fire mage and could only come up with one thing to say,

"Huh?!" Erza seeing her shocked face tried to play it cool by saying hi but snapped her mouth shut when she realized that the bookworm was not alone. A tall figure had just appeared behind Levy having presumably jumped out of a nearby tree.

"So that's why Salamander has been so calm and well behaved. He's whipped!" Gajeel Redfox declared before breaking into his signature laugh, "Giihi! I knew something was going on between you. You and he have been pouring out pheromones since you got here. It was starting to get on my nerves that you two didn't just up and fu-"

"Gajeel!" Levy gasped and blushed at her companion's bluntness.

"What? It's true!" Gajeel defended.

"You can't say that to people it's not appropriate!" Levy tried to impress on him.

Turning to her with a mischievous grin the wild haired guild member slyly responded "Oh its inappropriate when I say it, but when you said it-no begged for it last nig-" Before the iron mage could finish the now red-faced bluenette had slapped her hand on his mouth. Before she could say a word however Natsu snapped out of his dreamlike state to say,

"So that's why the rust bucket had been less gloomy than usual. He's been gettin' some!"

"Natsu!" Before he could use anymore crass language she smacked him in the back of the head with her iron clad fist. Clearing her throat to get everyone's attention she plainly stated,

"We need to talk.

How was that? I'm trying to get back into the story but it's harder that it seems. Well R and R! Until next chapter!-SSC